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♪ Johnny got a head of fiery hair ♪
♪ and a turbo charged backpack ♪
♪ His genius sisters use him like a lab rat ♪
♪ A neat freak dad at home ♪
♪ a super busy mom ♪
♪ The boy's best friend is a talking dog ♪
♪ Taking dog ♪
♪ That's right ♪
♪ Three extreme teens and an air breathing shark ♪
♪ Mega action game controller skating in the park ♪
♪ A pharabooster, Bling-Bling ♪
♪ What do we make of this ♪
♪ Johnny Test ♪
♪ Johnny Test ♪
♪ This is the life of a boy named Johnny Test ♪
♪ Johnny Test ♪
♪ Johnny Test ♪
♪ This is the life of a boy named Johnny Test ♪
ROLLERCOASTER RIDERS: (SCREAMING)
DAD: ALL RIGHT, KIDS, YOU'VE GOT TWELVE HOURS.
WHICH SHOULD BE PLENTY OF TIME
FOR YOU TO ENJOY ALL THE RIDES
AND FOR ME TO RETURN 125 BUSINESS CALLS.
WE KNOW WHAT WE'RE GOIN' ON FIRST!
THE SUPER-MEGA-DROP-MONDO- COASTER-EXTREME!
JOHNNY AND DUKEY: YEAH! WOO HOO!
YEAH! RIGH- AH!
HEY, TEST.
THE LINE DOESN'T START HERE.
JOHNNY: OH.
BUMPER: IT STARTS HERE.
OH...
ENJOY THE WAIT, LOSER. HEH, HEH.
HEH!
OH, DON'T WORRY, THESE LINES MOVE FAST.
(CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYS) (LAUGHTER AND HAPPY SCREAMS)
CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS. HA, HA!
(BELL DINGS)
BOTH: (GROANING)
SUSAN: (GRUNT OF EFFORT)
MULTIPLY THE DISTANCE TIMES VELOCITY
DIVIDED BY TRAJECTORY.
(GRUNT OF EFFORT)
(BELL DINGS)
(GRUNT OF EFFORT)
(BELL DINGS)
OOH! (BELL DINGS)
SUSAN AND MARY: NOW LET'S CLAIM OUR PRIZES!
JOHNNY AND DUKEY: (TIRED GROANS)
(BELL DINGS)
YEAHHHHHH!
JOHNNY: THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME
AND TOTALLY WORTH THE WAIT.
BOTH: (GIGGLING GIDDILY)
DUKEY: HEH HEH. OH HO HO.
OH...
(MUFFLED GIGGLES)
JOHNNY AND DUKEY: AWESOOOOOOOOMEE!
YEE-HOO! WHOOO!
UGH!
THAT'S IT? THAT'S ALL THERE IS?!
BOTH: HUH?
PARK ANNOUNCER: PORKBELLY-PARTY-FUN- AMUSEMENT-LAND-PARK
IS NOW CLOSED.
JOHNNY AND DUKEY: AHHHHHHHHHH!
JOHNNY: I GOTTA GO BACK!
I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH AMUSEMENT
OR PARK!
YOU BET WE'LL GO BACK - NEXT YEAR.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
(GARBLED) OOOOOOOOO...
(SCREAM CONTINUES) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
OOOOOOOOOOO...
OOOOOOOOOOO...
(GROANS)
OKAY, I GET IT. (JOHNNY STOPS SCREAMING)
AND I'M SORRY, JOHNNY,
BUT THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT,
SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL GO DOWNSTAIRS
AND GET ME A STEAK.
OR, IF WE CAN'T GO TO THE AMUSEMENT PARK,
WE'LL BRING THE PARK- OF-AMUSEMENT TO US.
OH, I LIKE THAT!
BUT FIRST, WE HAVE TO GET MY SISTERS OUT OF THE LAB.
SUSAN: THE GRAND OPENING TO GIL'S NEW SCIENCE WING AT THE LIBRARY
AND WE ARE VIP GUESTS.
I COULD READ AND DROOL AT THE SAME TIME.
BOTH: (EXCITED LAUGHTER)
NOW TO WRITE A COMPUTER CODE
THAT WILL CYBERNETICALLY DIAGRAM OUT
A HOMEMADE AMUSEMENT PARK
AND ASSEMBLE IT WITH CHEAP NON-UNION LABOUR.
BOTH: TO THE CONSTRUCTION DRONES!
(BUTTON BEEPS)
(LIGHTS FIZZLE)
(DRONES POWER UP)
(DRONES WHIR)
(ROBOTIC) WHAT CAN WE BUILD FOR YOU?
(EXCITED GIGGLES)
ROLLERCOASTER.
DRONES: COOL.
HI GIL, WE'RE SO EXCITED
THAT YOU INVITED US TO BE YOUR VIP GUESTS...
OF YOUR NEW LIBRARY WING.
IT'S LIKE SUPER COOL AND WE'RE SO...
SORRY, DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT A LIBRARY,
BUT TELL JOHNNY I SAID HI.
I THINK WE'VE BEEN JOHNNIED!
(STEAM WHISTLE ***)
BOTH: GRRRRR!
(TOOLS WHIR, METAL CLANKS, TRUCK BEEPS)
MARY: BIG TIME.
HEAD DRONE: ENJOY THE BED COASTER.
JOHNNY DUKEY: WOO HOO! YAY!
WOO HOO! YEAH! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
AWESOOOOOMEE!
WOO WOO! (EXCITED LAUGHTER)
SUSAN: HOW DARE YOU BREAK INTO OUR LAB!
SAY ANOTHER WORD
AND I'LL SHOW DAD THIS FILE FOOTAGE
OF THE FAILED INVISO-BOY EXPERIMENT.
(LASER BUZZES) (CAT MEOWS)
HEH HEH.
BOTH: OKAY, ENJOY THE COASTER.
JOHNNY: HEH HEH.
STEADY, WE NEED ABSOLUTE QUIET.
(RUMBLING)
JOHNNY AND DUKEY: (LAUGH) WOO HOO!
(EXPLOSION)
DON'T WORRY, THEY'LL GET SICK OF THE COASTER, EVENTUALLY.
I'M SICK OF THE COASTER.
SO...
LET'S MAKE MORE RIDES!
THIS IS REALLY OUR FAULT.
HOW MANY TIMES ARE WE GOING TO FALL
FOR JOHNNY'S STUPID GIL TRICKS?
DUKEY: (IN DISGUISE) AH, SPECIAL INVITATION HERE
FOR GIL'S SUPER PRIVATE POOL PARTY!
BOTH: POOL PARTY!
AAAHHH! YAY!
(LAUGHS)
NO POOL PARTY.
TELL JOHNNY I SAID HI, THOUGH.
LATERS.
BOTH: OH, NO.
DRONE: WEEEEE!
(TAPPING)
(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
JOHNNY: WELCOME TO JOHNNYLAND.
KIDS: YAY! HA HA!
JOHNNY: (GRUNT OF EFFORT)
RRRRGGGG!
(EXPLOSION)
BOTH: AWESOME!
KIDS: (EXCITED CHEERS) YAY!
(LAUGHING AND CHEERS)
THERE'S NO WAY WE'LL GET ANY WORK DONE
WITH JOHNNYLAND ALL OVER THE PLACE.
SUSAN: DON'T WORRY!
WE'LL JUST GET OUR DRONES TO TEAR IT DOWN.
MMM, COTTON CANDY.
TASTY.
DRONES, TEAR DOWN THIS PARK!
HEAD DRONE: NO WAY. TOO MUCH FUN.
JOHNNY: HEY, HEY, WE'RE WET JUST LIKE YOU!
BUT WE'RE SMILING! (SLY SNICKER)
WHEN MOM AND DAD GET BACK FROM THE STORE,
YOU'LL BE IN BIG TROUBLE!
SO I SUGGEST YOU GET THE DRONES TO SHUT DOWN JOHNNYLAND!
YOU'RE RIGHT. MOM AND DAD WILL GET MAD
THAT YOUR CONSTRUCTION DRONES,
WHICH YOU CREATED,
TURNED THEIR HOUSE INTO AN AMUSEMENT PARK.
BOTH: (UPSET GROANS) OH...
NOW IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME,
DUKEY AND I HAVE TO GO TO THE CUSHY HOUSE OF BOUNCE.
AND NOTHING WILL GET ME TO CLOSE JOHNNYLAND!
HMPH!
HMMM...
OOH, YOU HAVE A PLAN.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS,
BUT I LIKE THAT LOOK IN YOUR EYE.
IF THESE DRONES WON'T TEAR DOWN JOHNNYLAND,
THEN OUR NEW DESTRUCTION DRONES WILL.
(LOUD BANGING)
(BLOW TORCH BUZZES)
(SAW WHIRS)
SUSAN: OOH!
NEW DRONE: (ROBOTIC) WHAT CAN WE DESTROY FOR YOU?
SUSAN: THERE'S AN AMUSEMENT PARK OUTSIDE
THAT MUST BE TORN DOWN,
SO TEAR IT DOWN!
SUSAN: WHY AREN'T THEY DESTROYING ANYTHING?
DESTRUCTION DRONE 1: WOO HOO.
HOOO!
DESTRUCTION DRONE 2: WEEE!
I LOVE JOHNNYLAND.
DESTRUCTION DRONE 3: YIPEE!
DESTRUCTION DRONES: WHAT A RIDE.
DESTRUCTION DRONE: YOU SAID IT.
(SIGHS)
DAD: DID YOU GIRLS BUILD ALL OF THIS!?
BOTH: WELL, UM...
AND YOU DID IT ALL FOR YOUR BROTHER,
'CUZ HE COULDN'T GO BACK TO THE PARK.
OH, YOU'RE SO NICE TO HIM.
THAT'S RIGHT. WE BUILT IT.
THEN TEAR IT DOWN BEFORE SOMEONE GETS HURT!
I WANT IT DONE IN ONE HOUR
OR YOU'LL LOSE THE LAB FOR ONE WEEK.
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US,
WE HAVE SOME GROCERIES TO PUT AWAY!
OKAY, IF THE DRONES WON'T TEAR DOWN JOHNNYLAND,
MAYBE THEY'LL BUILD THE ULTIMATE RIDE
THAT'LL SCARE JOHNNY AWAY FROM AMUSEMENT PARKS
FOREVER!
IT'S LOOKS TERRIFYING.
WE'LL BUILD IT, BUT WHERE?
THE YARD IS FULL OF RIDES.
JOHNNY: (SATISFIED SIGH) THERE'S NOTHING LIKE BEING AT THE GREATEST AMUSEMENT PARK
IN THE WORLD,
THAT'S IN MY BACKYARD!
BUT I THINK WE NEED A NEW COOL RIDE.
(GASPS)
THERE'S A NEW ONE, IN THE GARAGE.
BOTH: (GIGGLE)
COMPUTER VOICE: PREPARE FOR LAUNCHING.
THAT'S SOUNDS BAD.
(BIG BLAST) (MOM AND DAD SCREAM)
AHHHHHH!
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE LOOK ON JOHNNY'S FACE
WHEN HE RETURNS.
BOTH: (LAUGHING)
(GASP)
BOTH: HM?
SUSAN: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
WAITING TO RIDE.
BOTH: IF YOU'RE NOT ON THE RIDE,
WHO IS?
MOM AND DAD: AHHHHHHHHH!
MARY: OH NO! THE SAFETY LINE SNAPPED.
AHHHHHHHH!
NOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN?
THEY'LL JUST COME CRASHING DOWN LIKE A METEORITE
AND PORKBELLY WILL IMPLODE!
FREAK OUT TIME!
ALL: (PANICKED SCREAMS)
WAIT, I HAVE AN IDEA.
WE USE THE BUMPER CARS AND DRIVE TO CANADA
AND OPEN A CANDLE SHOP.
I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.
WE GET THE DRONES TO GIVE MOM AND DAD
THE GREATEST RIDE EVER!
THEN WE'LL ALL GET GROUNDED FOR LIFE.
(SATELLITE BLEEPS)
MOM: (RELIEVED SIGH)
THANK GOODNESS THIS RIDE IS OVER.
AHHHHHH!
AHHHH!
AHHHHHHH!
OKAY, PUT THAT OVER THERE.
NO, YOU, OVER THERE. NO, UP, UP. DOWN.
NO, NO, NOT YOU. DOWN.
OKAY, YOU PUT THAT OVER THERE. OKAY, PUT THAT OVER THERE.
OKAY, SOMEBODY GET ME A TUNA SANDWICH.
OH YES, YOU OVER THERE.
NO, NO, NO, NO, UP. HIGHER. HIGHER. HIGHER.
SO HOW'RE YOUR PARENTS DOING?
(SCREAMING)
MMM...
BY MY CALCULATIONS,
MOM AND DAD ARE GOING TO BE LANDING IN 10 SECONDS.
EXACTLY, AND I'M JUST PUTTING THE FINISHING TOUCHES
ON JOHNNYLAND'S NEWEST, MOST EXTREMEST RIDE.
5... 4... 3... 2...
ONE.
DAD: (IMPACT GRUNTS) OH! WHOA!
MOM AND DAD: WHOA!
AHHHH!
BOTH: HH?
MOM AND DAD: (SCREAMING)
(IMPACT GRUNT) OOH!
EXCELLENT USE OF THE BOUNCE HOUSE.
BOTH: (WOOZY MURMURING)
(WOOZY MURMUR)
JOHNNY: OKAY, DRONE HEADS, LET'S BREAK THIS DOWN
BEFORE THEY WAKE UP TO GIVE US THE GROUNDING OF A LIFE TIME.
WE ARE TOO SAD TO DESTROY.
HEY, WHAT'S WRONG?
WE DIDN'T GET TO TRY THE LIFE-SAVING
EXTREME COASTER.
(BELL RINGS)
(BELL DINGS)
(BIG BLAST)
EVERYONE: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
(EXCITED SCREAMS)
♪♪
BOTH: (LAUGHING)
WHOA!
DAD: JOHNNY! NO UNICYCLING ON THE ROOF!
JOHNNY: (IMITATING A ROBOT)
MUST EAT VEGETABLES. HA!
DAD: NO PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD AT THE TABLE!
AHHH... OOH.
NO CANDY BAR! THEY'RE BAD FOR YOU!
HAVE A MEATLOAF BAR INSTEAD!
(GROANS) BLECH!
(GRUNTS OF EFFORT)
DAD: NO CLIMBING IN THE ALLIGATOR PIT!
I CAN'T WAIT TO GO TO THE HOCKEY GAME!
(KNOCK AT THE DOOR)
JOHNNY, WE CAN'T GO TO THE HOCKEY GAME.
NO. NO-NO-NO!
DAD'S ALWAYS YELLING AT ME AND SAYING "NO!"
WELL, YOU COULD ALWAYS REPLACE HIM
WITH A NEW, MORE FUN DAD.
I MEAN YOUR SISTERS ARE GENIUSES.
AH, DON'T BE CRAZY.
I CAN'T REPLACE MY DAD.
I JUST NEED TO DO A LITTLE JOHNNY TEST SWEET TALKIN'.
THEN HE'LL BE SAYING "YES, YES, YES!"
DAD: NO, NO, NO!
TO THE LAB!
BOTH: NO!
YOU SOUND JUST LIKE DAD!
JOHNNY, WE'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE YOU A NEW DAD
JUST SO YOU CAN GET EVERYTHING YOU WANT
AND ALWAYS HAVE YOUR OWN WAY!
WE LIKE DAD!
WITHOUT HIM, WE WOULDN'T HAVE THIS LAB!
(MONKEYS SCREECH)
SUSAN: OR THE MONKEYS.
OH PLEASE, HASN'T DAD EVER SAID NO TO YOU
AND REALLY MADE YOU ANGRY?
BOTH: HMMM...
PLEASE?!
YOU WANT ME TO BUY PLUTONIUM!
NO! NO! NO!
OKAY, WE'RE IN.
HMM?
SUSAN: BUT HOW WILL WE KEEP DAD OCCUPIED
WHILE WE ENGINEER
A PERFECT PATERNAL FACSIMILE?
SAY WHAT?
JUST GET RID OF DAD FOR AWHILE!
WHERE IS THAT SHOE?
JOHNNY, NO!
STOP STANDING STILL AND GRINNING EAR TO EAR!
HOW COULD WHAT I'M DOING
POSSIBLY BE CONSIDERED A BAD THING?!
DAD: FORCE OF HABIT.
HAVE YOU SEEN MY SHOE?
I WON'T BE ABLE TO FOCUS ON ANYTHING
UNTIL I FIND IT!
GEE, SORRY DAD, HAVEN'T SEEN IT.
DAD: OOOH! MAYBE I LEFT IT OUTSIDE!
HA, HA.
JOHNNY: OKAY, DAD'LL BE LOOKING FOR THIS SHOE FOREVER,
SO LET'S BUILD A TOTALLY COOL
SAYS-YES-TO-EVERYTHING DAD!
SUSAN: START WITH A LOCK OF THE REAL DAD'S HAIR,
SO WE HAVE A GENETIC BASE.
A LITTLE SPEED MCCOOL FOR SPICE AND TOUGHNESS.
I BOUGHT THESE OLD TOWELS ON THE INTERNET!
THEY'RE FULL OF DNA FROM EXTREME SPORTS DUDES,
SO OUR NEW DAD WILL LOVE SPORTS
AND BE EXTREME!
OOOH, MY TURN!
WAIT.
(CHOMPS)
(STRAINING GRUNT) (GIGGLES)
CLOWN: AH!
HE'S A FAKE! GET 'IM.
KIDS: (FIGHTING NOISES)
AHHH!
(SPITS)
AND FOR FUNNINESS, I ADD A CLOWN NOSE
AND FEET INTO THE DAD-A-TRON!
OKAY, HERE WE GO!
(MACHINE POWERS UP AND WHIRS)
(STEAM WHISTLE ***)
(LIGHTS CRACKLE)
PLEASE LOOK LIKE DAD BUT BE COOL LIKE A CELEBRITY.
PLEASE LET ME DO WHAT I WANT!
PLEASE LET HIM GIVE ME STEAK.
(BELL DINGS)
(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)
DID IT WORK?
(INHALES)
ALL: (ANTICIPATORY MOAN)
JOHNNY, GO PLAY ON THE ROOF!
AND THAT'S AN ORDER!
SAY WHAT?
OH AND DUKEY, HERE'S A STEAK.
HA, HA, HA, HA, HA.
(CHOMPS)
AND WHERE CAN A DAD GET SOME PLUTONIUM AROUND HERE
FOR HIS GIRLS?
ALL: IT WORKS!
(LAUGHING)
JOHNNY: EH, EH. WOO HOO!
(LAUGHING)
LOOK AT MY BOY HAVING FUN ON THE ROOF.
MOM: HUH?
NEW DAD: CANDY FOR DINNER!
(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)
(GASPS)
DAD: WHERE IS THAT SHOE?
(DOORBELL RINGS)
THERE'S THAT PLUTONIUM FOR MY GIRLS!
PUT IT ON MY WIFE'S BUSINESS CARD.
(POOF)
(POOF)
YOU LOOK GREAT, HON.
(BEEPING)
DAD: WHERE IS THAT SHOE?
(CROWD CHEERS)
YEAH! ALL RIGHT!
GET IT! GET IT!
HOCKEY RULES!
AND SO DOES MY NEW DAD.
(GRUNTS)
NEW DAD: FRONT ROW SEATS TO THE HOCKEY GAME
AND MORE CANDY FOR MY WONDERFUL SON.
DAD: HAS ANYONE SEEN A SIZE 10 BROWN LOAFER WITH...
AGHHHHH!
(CHARGING GROWLS)
DAD: OW, OH!
DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.
BOTH: (SATISFIED SIGH)
LIFE IS GOOOOOOD.
(BELCHES AND STOMACH GURGLES)
UGH! OKAY, NOW I'M SICK.
THEN DO WHAT I DO -
LIE AROUND FOR A FEW HOURS AND SCRATCH YOURSELF.
AHHH... (CHUCKLES)
HELLO, PERFECT SON WHO CAN DO NO WRONG!
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
OH... I THINK I ATE TOO MUCH JUNK FOOD.
(ELECTRICAL CRACKLES) T-T-T-TERRIFIC!
EAT MORE! CANDY IS GOOD FOR YOU!
LET'S DO SOME ROOF UNICYCLING!
I THOUGHT OF A WAY TO SPICE IT UP!
BUT IT'S ALMOST 6:00.
ER, SHOULDN'T WE STAY IN FOR DINNER?
WHO CARES?
NOT ME!
THIS IS WHAT'S KNOWN AS A BAD SIGN.
TO THE ROOF! (MAD LAUGHTER)
(UNSTABLE MOANS) WAH! WHO-O-O-OA.
DUKEY: ISN'T HOOPS OF FIRE ON A ROOF A BAD THING.
JOHNNY: BUT THIS IS FUN, RIGHT?
RIGHT?
JOHNNY AND DUKEY: WAH! AH! AHHHHH!
JOHNNY: (PAINED GROAN)
THANK GOODNESS THE THORN BUSHES WERE HERE
TO BREAK OUR FALL.
HUH?!
TIME FOR MORE FUN!
(WATER BLAST)
BOTH: (GURGLED YELPS)
I THINK I ADDED A LITTLE TOO MUCH CLOWN.
RUN!
DAD: WHERE IS THAT SHOE?
JOHNNY: SUSAN, MARY, NEW EXTREME DAD
MIGHT BE CRAZY AND INSANE.
BOTH: AHHHHH!
BOTH: HUH?
AND WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE?!
TURNS OUT THE PLUTONIUM NEW DAD BOUGHT US
WAS UNSTABLE.
WHAT KIND OF DAD BUYS THEIR KIDS PLUTONIUM, ANYWAY?
CALL ME CRAZY, BUT I MISS OL'
SAYS-NO-TO-EVERYTHING DAD.
HE DID KEEP US OUT OF TROUBLE
BY SAYING "NO" SO MUCH.
AND NO MATTER WHAT GOES WRONG, NEW DAD ONLY SAYS...
TERRIFIC!
SUSAN: SOMETHING'S DEFINITELY GONE WRONG.
MARY: EXPOSURE TO THE PLUTONIUM MAY HAVE DAMAGED NEW DAD'S DNA!
TERRIFIC!
OR LIKE JOHNNY SAID, HE COULD BE CRAZY AND INSANE!
WHY AREN'T YOU OUT HAVING FUN?
LET'S GO HAVE MORE FUN!
ALL: NO!
YES!
(PAINED GROANS)
THE ZOO IS FUN! LET'S HAVE FUN AT THE ZOO!
I HATE THE ZOO!
LOOK, I'M ARGUING WITH YOU!
YOU HATE WHEN I ARGUE WITH YOU!
SEND ME TO MY ROOM.
NO, BETTER YET, GROUND ME!
GROUND ME NOW!
I DEMAND IT!
TERRIFIC! TO THE ZOOOOOO... IT IS.
HEY, YOU DON'T THINK ALL HIS EXTREMENESS
WILL AFFECT HIS DRIVING, DO YA?
(ENGINE REVS AND TIRES SQUEAL)
ALL: (TERRIFIED SCREAMS)
ZOO PATRONS: UH? AHHHH!
(SCREAMING)
(ELEPHANT TRUMPETS)
NATURE IS TERRIFIC!
ALL: WAH! AHH! OH!
LET'S GET A CLOSER LOOK!
ALL: (PAINED GRUNTS AND GROANS)
HEELLLPPPP!
CAN ANYONE SAVE US?!
DAD: MAYBE I LEFT MY SHOE BY THE PANDA PAVILION?
JOHNNY, SUSAN, MARY, AND DUKEY: DAD HELP!
KIDS? DUKEY?
(HOPPING EFFORTS)
(SCARED WHIMPERS)
DAD: NO! GET OUT OF THE ALLIGATOR PIT!
ALLIGATOR PIT?!
MM!
NEW DAD: TERRIFIC!
STAY AWAY.
THOSE ARE MY KIDS AND WE ARE HAVING FUN!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT FREAKY EXPERIMENT YOU ARE,
AND I'M SURE JOHNNY HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS,
BUT BACK OFF BUCKO, THOSE ARE MY KIDS!
(SWINGING AND STRUGGLING GRUNTS)
(ALLIGATORS GROWL)
UGH... OOH!
I CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH ONLY ONE SHOE.
DAD.
HM?
HERE!
DAD: GOT IT!
YOU BROUGHT THAT WITH YOU?
WEIRD, HUH?
FIND YOUR OWN FAMILY!
MINE'S TAKEN!
(TRUMPETS)
(SOUNDS OF STRUGGLE)
AHHHHHH!
OOF!
MALE ZOO PATRON: THIS IS DEFINITELY MORE INTERESTING THAN THE PANDAS.
ZOO PATRONS: (EXCITED CHATTER)
JOHNNY, DUKEY, MARY, SUSAN: AHHHHHH!
DAD: EAT MY SHOE ALLIGATOR!
NOW BEAT IT!
DAD!
I'M GONNA MISS THOSE SHOES
BUT THEY DO SATISFY THE HUNGRY GATOR.
ALL: THANKS, DAD!
SORRY WE MADE A NEW DAD, DAD.
I GUESS I WAS UPSET THAT YOU SAY "NO" ALL THE TIME.
BUT THAT'S PART OF MY JOB -
TO PROTECT YOU AND MAKE SURE YOU EAT GOOD FOOD
SO YOU DON'T GET SICK.
AND WE CAN'T GO TO HOCKEY GAMES ALL THE TIME
BECAUSE THEY'RE EXPENSIVE
AND CLOTHES AND FOOD ARE MORE IMPORTANT.
OKAY, THAT LAST ONE'S DEBATABLE, BUT...
WE LOVE YOU.
AH, BUT... MAYBE I DO SAY NO TOO MUCH.
SO, HOW ABOUT I TAKE ALL OF US TO A HOCKEY GAME AND...
GET SOME PLUTONIUM, HEH,
ON ME?
ALL: NO!!
OKAY, NOW I'M REALLY CONFUSED.
BOTH: WE'D RATHER SPEND TONIGHT AT HOME.
AS A FAMILY.
(HUGGING EFFORTS)
OKAY, YOUR HUGS ARE REALLY HURTING ME NOW!
(CRICKETS CHIRP)
AFTER A LONG DAY AT WORK, IT SURE IS NICE
TO SEE MY FAMILY TOGETHER FOR DINNER
WITH ALL THEIR HAIR.
YOU SAID IT, MOM!
DAD: DIG IN EVERYONE!
WE'VE GOT A GREAT BIG FAMILY NIGHT AHEAD OF US.
THERE'S 5 MORE MEATLOAVES WHERE THIS CAME FROM!
BOTH: (QUEASY MOANS)
BLAAHHHH!
(QUEASY MOANS)
(POOF)
DAD: I'M BEGINNING TO THINK
YOU PEOPLE DON'T LIKE MY MEATLOAF.
SUSAN AND MARY: BLECH!