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Cut! Blue Mountain, what are you doing to Television?
Stop abusing him! He doesn't need any more scars from you!
He's the one who abuses me and I never saw any scars on him.
No matter. We've got to find Television before he gets hurt.
Wow! Walt Disney in person!
Can I have your autograph, Mr. Disney?
I'm afraid you're mistaken, Television.
I'm just a Disney logo.
The real Walt Disney died in 1966.
I didn't even know he was sick.
Well, I guess I'll have to wait until they unfreeze him.
Don't hold your breath. He wasn't frozen; he was cremated.
Television! Stop messing around with Disney and come back here!
Gotta skee-daddle.
Give my regards to Mickey Mouse.
Hello friend.
What are you doing in my ID?
Running away from the ever-so- abusive Blue Mountain.
He always treats me like a slave.
I see you trying to hide in the Pixar lamp, Television.
You better give up while you still can.
Excuse me, Pixar, but I've gotta light out.
Hey! You there!
Yes, you, Television!
You effed up the NBC News ID.
I need a place to hide.
That Paramount Blue Mountain is so abusive he makes Mike Tyson look like a saint.
I don't care if he's an iconoclastic plutocrat like Donald Trump.
Get out! Now!
All right, what's the big idea?
Help! Help! Save me from that abusive Paramount Blue Mountain!
So there you are, Television!
If you don't come back to Paramount in five minutes,
I'm filing charges of mutiny against you.
That damned Blue Mountain went back on his word and abused me again.
I've got so many scars, it would make Lazarus jealous.
Don't give me that ***, Television!
Come back or I'll see you in court.
And if I see you in court,
don't think for one minute you won't be found guilty.
No jury in the world would convict me.
You'll never take me alive.
Oh noes! He's headed right at the dreaded V of Doom!
I've gotta hide. That Blue Mountain has sicked the law on me.
Eek! It's the V of Doom!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
All I wanted to do was be friends with somebody, but nobody would let me.
Because you've scared off too many innocent people
like that Television from the Blue Mountain logo.
The story of my life.
I'm like Rodney Dangerfield--- no respect.
I'm hated, cursed at and reviled by everyone in YouTube Land.
I was never made for little children.
Was that really the Television from the Blue Mountain logo?
It sure was. He's a fugitive from Paramount
and I've summoned the cops to help track him down.
Well, at one time Paramount was owned by my company, Viacom.
I'm sure that Television would feel better if we made a compromise.
V of Doom, you have your people talk to my people and you've got a deal.
I'm glad you decided to come back, Television.
I didn't mean to be so slippery.
Just be careful you don't get any more abusive ideas into that peak of yours.
Somehow, I have the feeling we haven't heard the last of that infernal V.