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Check your StarKid planner.
Whose birthday is it this month?
No one.
What? How?
What am I gonna do with my life?
Well, it's my birthday,
so we could celebrate that.
- We can write another cover! - Yay!
Yeah, because that has been a complete success.
They're coming to Germany,
they're going to London next summer for LeakyCon,
so it's great per se...
Please, come to Leaky London!
But I think this qualifies as an epic fail.
Oh, don't lose hope.
You know, rumour has it...
Well, at least, not everyone's as depressed as we are!
Take the ducks for example.
StarKid or not StarKid, their life remains the same.
Don't, don't give up
In the end, Team StarKid's probably gonna show up
They will come to France
So that finally each of us can get a chance
To meet their heroes
My heroes are all fictional so
NO.
As promised we're still rolling on the floor
Are we all fools to wait for them to start an OCEAN Tour?
Should we get up and give up on all this nonsense?
No rumour has it StarKid might be coming to France
When you're a duck
When you're a duck
When you're a duck
When you're a duck
When you're a duck
When you're a duck
When you're a duck
When you're a duck
Because when you're a duck, you completely don't give a ***.
Yeah, that was kind of weird but we're back in the street
Dancing the flashmobs, stunning everyone we meet (Don't give a ***!)
Alternate reality is our kingdom
Everything is possible in this fandom (I'm a duck!)
One day, we'll get everything we hope for
If we don't, we’ll still have something to wish for (Quack quack!)
Sometimes miracles come true
No miracles happen, wishes come true (Now back to the duck part!)
You know when you're a duck
You just never give a ***
StarKid in France
Ducks don't give a ***
If they're not coming
I wish that I could be a duck
Because when you're a duck
You don't give a ***!
Keep your hopes up (I don't give a ***.)
Never give up (Still don't give a ***.)
They will show up (Look at all the *** I give.)
Team StarKid's gonna come
We'll get a show (Do I care?)
Three in a row (I will be in my pond.)
They'll travel all the world, it's true
And each time they'll bring us something new
They'll come to France
They've been waiting all these years to come to France
And as soon as a chance appears
You'll see that all the ducks
Really don't give a ***
They'll come to France (When you're a duck)
And after France (When you're a duck)
They'll come to France (You never give)
Again! (A ***!)
Quack!