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Tell me again the price we decided on.
We didn't.
Alright, but the sacks of ham take very long to dry.
Remove your worries, child.
I don't have many options now. I'm full of tubes and wires.
You want me to lick your eyebrows?
No no no, that would be weird.
Then what is the problem?
It's nothing.
Good, then silence upon ye.
He's breathing.
Are you breathing?
Listen, I'm very grateful for your help.
He's still talking.
I would like to talk a bit.
I don't want to hear you talk a bit.
Keep your cool.
I just don't really have any of the details.
Details are for the detailed.
One time, I saved your cat.
Lies. You're a bundle of lies.
I took him to the cat hospital.
And he died there.
Yes, but the point is, I did a good thing.
- After you hit him with your car. - And now he's in cat heaven,
watching over us. He's in a better place.
The Bible says all cats go to hell.
It also says you can't wear polyester.
[hyper-ventilating]
My entire life has been a sin.
Focus.
I'm going to miss Paris.
The lips still move.
Wiggle it, Victor.
This is the last time I'm ever going to see you two.
That is true.
I'd just like to say a proper goodbye.
We have arrived.
Two men can't lift a boulder, but you've always been around for me.
I just don't want this to end with us holding grudges.
He thinks we're holding some grudges.
I don't think you understand the severity of the current situation.
I don't understand. Where is the plane? I don't see a plane?
This is not the airport.
You're not getting on a plane.
Then, where am I going?
You want to tell him, Les Cheveux?
Sure, what should I tell him?
- The truth. - The truth, Victor.
We're done playing games, Les Cheveux.
We're done playing games, Grand Noir.
Where am I going?
The river.
By boat?
I thought we were tight like a shota!
Friends don't hit friends with a baguette.
Look, I had nothing to do with that! I promise, I don't know how they found you?
They found us because of you.
But I did everything good!
You did nothing good. I was beaten with a baguette,
and Le Cheval had his name changed to Les Cheveux.
Killing you won't fix my name. But...
[mystical sounds] - But it's what Mimi would have wanted.
What would Mimi say about you wearing polyester?
You're a real ***, Victor!
[loud noise]
So this is how it ends?
You made a big mistake. If only you hadn't involved the girl..
She was pretty cute...
You were a fool.
[whispers:] Le Derrière.
No!
[Death]
What did he say?
Grand Noir, what did he say?
- [Knocking] - Odette!
Calm your ***.
Do you know where they've taken her?
I have some ideas, but calm your ***.
When was the last time you saw her?
Last night. She was with me when I went to sleep.
Woman, what are you doing?
I'm just taking some notes! - You're going to turn this into a story aren't you?
- I'm here to help you. - Then put the notebook away!
But Audrée! This could be my big break!
Sabine has been kidnapped, you ***.
I know! You told me!
I thought you might have some useful information.
I do, I'm trying to help you, just calm your ***.
How much do you know about the drug dealers?
I've been on their trail for weeks.
Weeks, precious?
I'm a magnificent journalist.
I can stuff a turkey in a week.
Then you know where to look?
Yes. Do you still have a gun?
Then get it.
I've never used it before.
There's a first time and there's a last time.
Yes good.
- No, you're going to use it. - I don't know how to use it!
And I do?
I thought you might have some experience!
I'm a reporter.
Okay. I'll hold it but I'm not going to fire it.
Let's hope we won't have to.
Look we got here
- Okay, let's go! - Hang on! I know we're in a hurry but we don't want to kill people.
- But I'm ready now. - Calm your ***.
- I'm going to kick the door open - I know!
And then I'm going to duck, now, what are you going to do?
Point the gun.
At the drug dealers.
Yes, and?
- And I'll yell "Hands on your knees!" - Shhh!
[the knocks]
[some noise]
- [ooooooiiiiiii] - Hands on your knees!
Get on your butts!
You did it good.
Hello! Is this a bad time?
- We can always come back later. - No are you off the rocks?
No it was a joke, just keep the gun on them!
Do you fine gentlemen know what we're here for?
We're looking for our friend, Sabine. Do you know that name?
I'm Odette, with The Daily Belly.
- This is my friend Audrée. - [cute hello]
She is not with The Daily Belly.
And what are your names?
I am Le Cheval (The Horse)
Le Chaval?
Do you have a better one?
Than "Le Cheval?" Yes. - I'm going to call you "Les Cheveux." (The Hair)
What?!
Yes, Les Cheveux?
- Nooo! - Hey stop that
Just, stay calm, okay Les Cheveux?
- My name's not Rick! Yes.
- It is. - [grumbles]
And you, what do they call you?
They call me "Grand Noir." (Big Black)
What fuckery is this?
Okay, do either of you know a guy named Victor?
Don't say no, because I know you know him.
Okay.
Is this breakfast?
- May I have some? - It's very stale.
Oh, I see.
Get off my ***
Where is Victor? Where is Sabine?
I don't know!
SAY THAT AGAIN
I don't know!
Hold up, kids.
Why are we protecting Victor? He isn't our friend.
Hm. You have a point.
Then, where is Victor?
We'll tell you if you stop beating us with bread.
- Okay. - Yeah, and change my name back.
- No. - Okay, listen.
I don't know exactly where Victor is. But have an idea.
You say he kidnapped a girl.
Yes, Sabine.
Now, Victor is usually
a pretty nice guy but as of late
- he has gotten into some trouble. - What kind of trouble?
Loan shark trouble.
-So he's going to sell Sabine? - He has a debt to repay.
-So the lone sharks want him dead?
I don't know much about the loan sharks.
But if they want him dead, maybe they can help us find him.
You don't want to mess with the loan sharks.
We'll decide who we do and don't want to mess with.
Odette, hurry up, I have to pee a lot
- You are welcome to use the restroom. - Oh, thank you.
The lone sharks, where can we find them?
You don't find the loan sharks.
The loan sharks find you.
They're everywhere.
Whispers in the breeze.
- [toilet flushing] - Why would he be on the streets?
Because of the loan sharks.
You can run, but you can't hide.
Victor is clumsy.
You will have no trouble finding him.
Just.. watch your back.
For what?
The loan sharks.
[ooooooOOOOO]
[My Humps by Fergie on vinyl]
[cute hello]
- How was your day? - Great good yes
- You want food - what no stop
- Hey - I don't eat meat
Wow you're a ***
- Did you have a bad day? - Sabine,
I don't want to talk about it.
But I want to listen.
Well balls to you because I don't want to talk about it.
Freaking please
I'll tell you a bedtime story.
Okay love woman
Were you smoking crack
Stop smoking crack
- But why? - Because it's gross and your insides will die
I am a god amongst men
Not if you keep smoking crack
No, we're going to be together forever and ever.
Will you tell me about your day now?
Sure!
And then you'll tell me a story?
- Yep - One you haven't told before?
- Yes - Do you still have stories you haven't told me yet?
- Yes. - Okay I lied.
I didn't actually have a bad day. I just wanted to hear a bedtime story.
[cute squeal]
You're a rotten ***
I know.
-Once upon a time- - Really?!
Yes, shush. Once upon a time, a whale did the birth baby
She was really pleased baby
But then she died in childbirth
- *** - Do you want to hear my story or what?
- Yep. - k shut ur ***
[Sabine]: The baby whale swam the oceans alone,
searching for a friend to keep him company.
One day, he came across a jellyfish.
The baby whale said,
"Excuse me, would you like to be my friend?"
But the jellyfish stung the baby whale and swam away.
Hurt, the baby whale continued swimming the oceans alone.
The next day, he came across an octopus.
The baby whale said, "Excuse me, would you like to be my friend?"
But the octopus was frightened, and squirted ink at him
then swam away.
The baby whale, covered in ink, continued swimming the oceans alone.
The next day, he came across a seal.
The baby whale said, "Excuse me, would you like to be my friend?"
The seal clapped his flippers and said "Of course!"
Delighted, the baby whale and his new friend the seal played together.
They played catch, went penguin sledding,
and played "touch the butt."
One day, after a long day of fun,
the baby whale and the seal went home,
excited to meet again the next day.
But on his way home, the seal came across the jellyfish and the octopus.
They exchanged pleasantries, then the jellyfish and octopus told the seal
some troubling news.
"We see that you've been hanging out with that whale,"
said the octopus. "Yes," said the seal.
"We are very good friends."
"You mustn't be friends with the whale," said the jellyfish.
"But why?" asked the seal. "He's a pretty cool guy."
"***," said the octopus. "He's a real prick."
"He attacked us."
"It's true," added the jellyfish.
"I barely escaped with my life." The seal thanked the jellyfish and octopus
for the hot tip,
then returned home sadly. The next day,
the baby whale waited for the seal to return.
He waited and waited, but the seal never came.
Betrayed and upset, he began to cry.
He wandered the ocean alone, searching for his friend the seal,
crying all the while.
He spent his whole life searching,
his cry heard across the oceans by all the other whales.
It is said that they were so saddened by his cry,
that they began to cry too.
That is why, to this day, the whale sings his sad cry.
[Fall Out Boy]
Hey where is the other half
I don't have it right now, I'm sorry.
The money, Sabine!
I will get it to you soon,
-I promise. - No, woman I need my money now.
What do you want me to do? There were some complications!
- oh no please don't do that - [eeEEEEEEQQ]
- How are you doing?
Keep your chin out. Sabine is going to be fine.
I know. It's just hard not to worry.
Well, let's not worry then. Would you like some music?
[Avril Lavigne tries to sing in French]
Oh, this is garbage.
It's okay. Keep it off.
Do you know what you'll do once we find her?
We'll have to flee the country.
Where will you go?
- America? - [Cute laugh]
Yes, Sabine has always wanted to try an American burger.
They are delicious.
- Do you know what they call a "Royale du Fromage" in America? - They don't call it a "Royale du Fromage?"
They don't have the metric system.
What do they call it then?
A "quarter pounder."
[cute French accent] "Quarter pounder?" Hmm.
And they smother their fries in ketchup!
Disgusting.
Audree, that's Victor's car.
Let's chase it.
Don't get too close.
[car sounds]
He saw us in the mirror.
***.
You drive like a ***
[lone shark arrives]
[whooooooss]
I don't see him.
He left the car?
Let's go see.
- Did you hit him? - In the hand, I think.
Do you hear something?
-[trunk opening] - [cute hello]
Relax, Sabine. Breathe.
Did you like my story?
It was perfect.
[zzzzooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrp]
(The Butt)