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Salam 1 Malaysia. Are you a Chinese person. No. I just happen to have small eyes, a fair
complexion and a Chinese surname.I would like to ask you to vote for the M C A.Please don't
waste my time.There are four more days till polling day. You can still change your mind.
It's not too late.You are a party of corrupt China men led by an immoral individual.We
are a party that will stand up for your rights.Such as? We will ensure that you will be able to
have your hair cut by a member of the opposite sex.We will ensure you can sing karaoke whenever
you want to, with whomever you want to.Because of us, you can continue to make money from
betting against Liverpool in the E P L.I don't gamble.You are a Chinese person. All Chinese
people gamble. What sort of Chinese person are you? Your party has a history of corruption.
Do you like barbecued pork buns? Yes. We will ensure you can
continue to eat barbecued pork buns whenever and wherever you want and with whomever you
chose.What do barbecued pork buns have to do with corruption? We will be a bulldog against
the Islamists and the fundamentalists.You mean bulwark. You haven't answered my question
about corruption.We are against corruption. But one of your former party president's and
a former party deputy president are on trial for cheating in relation to the corruption-laden
P K F Z scandal.If you do not vote us in, there will be no one to represent the Chinese
in government.You've been doing a hopeless job representing us anyway. What difference
does it make?Do you like beer? We will ensure that you can have beer with your barbecued
pork buns, whilst you are getting your hair cut by a pretty girl from Mainland China,
and making bets on Liverpool's latest football match.What policy improvements are you going
to make if your party is voted in?How about this - We will make sex tapes legal.I think
I've heard enough.Thank you for your time. Remember, vote for beer, barbecued pork buns,
gambling, shampoo girls and sex tapes. Vote M C A.