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Michael: Flight there was fine.
Goeff: Yeah. Michael: Flight there was fine.
Goeff: Yeah. Michael: Flight back was something else.
Ryan: Was that your story? You said you had a story. Michael: Flight back was something else.
Ryan: Was that your story? You said you had a story. Geoff: Yeah, so I introduced Michael to the wonders of first class.
Michael: It's true. Expensive. Geoff: Yeah, so I introduced Michael to the wonders of first class.
Michael: It's true. Expensive. Goeff: So we sit down and right before the plane takes off Gary Busey shows up.
Goeff: So we sit down and right before the plane takes off Gary Busey shows up.
Jack: [laughs] Michael: Yup.
Geoff: I was like, "Oh, ***, that's cool, that's Gary Busey, you don't see that every day."
Geoff: And then at some point in the plane I had to turn to the next to me...
Geoff: and I go, "It's amazing how quickly you can go from, 'Holy *** that's Gary Busey' to 'Holy *** would somebody shut Gary Busey the *** up?'"
Ryan: [laughs] Geoff: and I go, "It's amazing how quickly you can go from, 'Holy *** that's Gary Busey' to 'Holy *** would somebody shut Gary Busey the *** up?'"
Michael: Dude... Geoff: and I go, "It's amazing how quickly you can go from, 'Holy *** that's Gary Busey' to 'Holy *** would somebody shut Gary Busey the *** up?'"
Geoff: If you made eye contact with him, you got sucked into a conversation.
Michael: Dude! He got a guy across from him. Geoff: If you made eye contact with him, you got sucked into a conversation.
Michael: And the guy was just like sweating just to have a conversation with him.
Jack: [laughs] Michael: And the guy was just like sweating just to have a conversation with him.
Michael: Like, Gary Busey was talking to him, but like, interrogating him at the same time.
Michael: The guy's like, "I'm-a-I-I-I'm-a-a-I'm-a CPA"
Michael: He's like, "WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU?" WHAT DO YOU DO?"
Ryan: [laughs] Michael: He's like, "WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU? WHAT DO YOU DO?"
Geoff: Yeah because Gary Busey can't hear anything. Michael: He couldn't hear... he couldn't hear anything.
Jack: [laughs] Geoff: Yeah because Gary Busey can't hear anything. Michael: He couldn't hear... he couldn't hear anything.
Michael: The flight attendant asked him, "Will you be dining with us today?"
Michael: I'm not kidding, like, nine *** times.
Geoff: 'Cause he goes, "WHAT? YOU GOTTA SPEAK UP HONEY, I CAN'T HEAR YA. WHAT? WHAT?"
Geoff: And she's like a *** inch from him. "WHAT?"
Geoff: At some point the poor woman, she goes, "You know what, the guy next to you will explain it."
Jack: [laughs] Ryan: [laughs] Geoff: At some point the poor woman, she goes, "You know what, the guy next to you will explain it."
Michael: At one point he's talking to the CPA and the guy goes, "Oh, you live in Austin?"
Michael: And he's like, "WHAT?"
Michael: "Do you live in Austin?"
Michael: And he goes, "THIS IS AMERICA. I LIVE WHERE I'M STANDIN'!"
Ryan: Alright... [laughs] Jack: [laughs] Micahel: Alright... Gary Busey.
Goeff: He's got a ton of, like, home spun wisdom-y type *** like that.
Goeff: Gary Busey's like, "YA BEEN TO AUSTIN BEFORE?"
Goeff: And they're like, "No, it's our first time."
Goeff: And then he's like, "WELL ENJOY THE WEATHER." And they're like, "Yeah I bet it's gonna be hot as hell."
Goeff: And he goes, "NAHP, NAHP, I'M FROM TEXAS, WE GOT A SAYIN' IN TEXAS."
Goeff: I'm like, "Oh, this should be good."
Goeff: Then he goes, "IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE WEATHER, WAIT FIVE MINUTES."
Goeff: And the guy's like, "O-okay, why?" And he's like, "'CAUSE IT'LL CHANGE!!"
Goeff: And we're like, "Alright..." Michael: Yeah. Guy was just like, "Yeah, it's crazy."
Michael: And he's like, "NO IT'S NOT CRAZY! IT'S WEATHER!"
Goeff: [laughs] He did do that! [laughs] Jack/Ryan: [laughs] Michael: And he's like, "NO IT'S NOT CRAZY! IT'S WEATHER!"
Goeff: [laughs] He did do that! [laughs] Jack/Ryan: [laughs] Michael: I'm like, "Okay... like I'm just trying to go along with you, guy. What do you want from me?!"
Jack/Ryan: [laughs] Michael: I'm like, "Okay... like I'm just trying to go along with you, guy. What do you want from me?!"
Goeff: He got "bused" hard.
Michael: He got "bused". Goeff: He got "bused" hard.
Goeff: Oh, yeah. Michael and I came up with a new verb.
Goeff: You don't wanna get "bused"...
Michael: No, not at all. Goeff: You don't wanna get "bused"...
Michael: No, not at all. Goeff: if at all possible.
Michael: It was great to watch. Goeff: if at all possible.
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