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Everyone put it together for Hadley Singer
Good Evening everyone. I'm glad to see a turn out for tonight or...a turnout
This is my first time here, I mean I've been on stage numerous amounts of times. I'm an actor in the theater. But this is completely new ground
I've never done anything like this before
I just want to give it a shot. We'll see how this goes
Like I said this is new ground, I've never done it before, kind of like fake crying
I still don't know how to do that
Unless I'm allowed to bring my iPod stage in the middle of Hamlet... Can you imagine that?
To be or not to be... My King how dareth you bring such witchcraft in thine presence?
*sobbing*
Jack don't let go! You both can fit it's ok! You can do it!
No that'd be terrible
No but before I get started I get started tonight I want to talk about what this is for.
All the ticket money and all the concessions money back there is going towards my Eagle Scout project
and for those of you who don't know what an Eagle Project is, it's a big, large community service project
That Boy Scouts have to do to achieve the highest rank of Eagle
And usually involves moving rocks from one side of the road to the other
But sometimes we're lucky and we get the move the rocks from the bed of a truck and then to the other side of the road
I'm not doing that
I bypassed that...
of the truck and then to the other side of the road today I'm not moving rice
recently cool over there and they had to cut down the trees I guess there are
patches and stocks do something about that and i get
as soon as that part about this is like something when I know and hang in there
that first signs about you because I ask this panel is one of those candles about
the passenger side window graphics oh well the point of this turns out well
a third reason there is no actually I'm not gonna and suspense each layer
tocqueville's around and then didn't have a surprise no actually talk about
tonight the process because it's not as easy to just can't just come to the
second stage right now kinda had this whole process involved but over
complicate things on my mind at a time when I want to read my trademark fashion
show you know Bill Cosby
on the way home
family with the kids like to get their hands and talk to people like this you
know my god is great patience and poise and accidents
Johnny Cash for all black beetles have liked to have long hair and glasses you
there was a lot of this can be thinking and where I was going to wear it now or
best season but i think thats like that but famous probably gonna be a one time
you know rob a bank or something
that's a member I don't think I'm actually gonna do that though many other
things besides against iron bars and it was awhile let me go on the arm break
rocks with hammers single sleep sometimes
little to do with what I was coming up the show I think the hardest part is the
writing process because I will cast members in the next two weeks I couldn't
do a great job stress they all scripts scripts
extent the entire show on what's that on their way through Friday but now I
couldn't do that so I'm not sure that so hard and not cause the actual running
I'm actually I left right left right and center as well as well as to write
either actually come with writing the bruise I mean curious noses when I write
I like to be I don't be distracted doctor who is heading downstairs I'm not
to be writing to the library I mean I don't
and madness horrible I broke my back door that would put a mental image over
my head please do not disturb over here now comes out and show me show me it's
just you know the next question is gonna happen no matter how musicians or
artists or whatever it is you're always going to get some questions about your
asking me if it's good because any action or any artist like I am artwork
is crack one good thing they just means that we know that we can improve but you
may still call it a waste ask that question the first since you know as
well you know i like it so good I like it
checking up
I came with if I don't really know God is no joke this is always has some sort
of dinner to go to lunch and dinner tonight
ok
down to actually sound like that and show what kind of show comedy shows and
perform some point next question everybody knows I don't know what is
this about women but this comment
I mean that's akin to once again but I school I and II Mr show it on their show
everybody what is the question is gonna ask as many as 900 Windows you can check
out this translate them so that's why I'm not saying that you guys know what
you're doing for years
they have to process what time do that well but then it wasn't that good good
questioner counters you know
so anything about our entire kitchen have a stomach ache having diarrhea know
I was that close
gonna happen now and think it was the first thing I think of when they are at
home
ordered a pizza and so I hope one small one topping pizza place
wait 20 minutes or more money but my room but in the middle at Pisa Pisa
she's like
actually show just trying to imitate
I would like to say that I said mom in the kitchen
don't do anything or just so sick I didn t think she says while so I my mom she
says Bommel I'm coming home I'm gonna break russia and then I got my mom's bed
and watch TV only remastered TV but she's got home runs counter and sensors
so I'm running down the stairs he was sick this matter this downstairs
2012 what's going on because she's standing she says
directly adjacent to the piece about some point down the beach blocks just to
make sure it had disappeared in the time I ate a piece of pizza box when did you
write this I am so incredibly student I wish that I had confessed all I really
do last week
now turn your brain is a message that shows a message saying you gone and who
could but now it's an open back up you know that your mom as she posed as the
receipt
intentionally trying to get horrible part of places like scared affairs with
me crying shot yes but I being picked up now because because I'm afraid of
heights that happen as soon as I picked up I am now have no control of my body
as soon as I'm 62 and so a 16 foot something but I know I
because not only heights but I immediately also gone as soon as you get
picked up what I mean is that people don't get caught up so I like a lot of
guys stepped up its been good and you just you need you don't like the bigger
guy apologizing just don't worry about him to please don't be so I was
backstage on my production of room service which happened back in November
and we are just because you have to be able to share with you guys are saying
and the actors have cost of doing everything and so tell me and he's not
not intentionally I just like my keys in front of his face
he's upset pacing down walks me backstage backstage at the back door
let's try that again
respect gone gone
yes sir no sir sir i have Cooper feels like just the airline is darkest part
would like the official and so it's just an entire human just what I was thinking
it's my birthday my mom got me this book The said creatures of the deep I don't
have that anymore and that's because he's paid like a layer of the ocean this
story see the Bluefish doors
and you know but I know something in my mind said I don't use all that but
traumatized I was scared since then to finish when I go to the beach beach
sometimes I like drop to the bottom of the deepest crevice the ocean
flipping out and sometimes I have the time but I like to see everybody just
kind of my siblings Fela sister brother when Hossa morning because they couldn't
see them and they said well
soo here the morning we don't do that
me to live down here too well and I am 17 and now they can try the world around
us more aware of the world around me and Ally go on the street names I don't you
like about my head but I mean that now that a copy of that though D be 200
miles per hour
everything is just coming towards me and i'm looking at it like dad what is that
responsibility
and it's going to hurt I know I more positive and now I can tell you i think
is now possible that I know all the street names or anything else because
only can't school knows the actual street so long that he had just left
your heart
agent at the store and bar is higher than one
small school also makes me feel bad because now I can be an adult
conversations I've had a solo one next to KFC now actually down to how was down
town so many unnecessary one-way streets just turn them in a two-way street from
each other so many trees down congress probably because he's got a chance to
make a June roads to everything more difficult I want them to suffer his
eyesight and then someone told me a story and the story is down Broadway so
I just tried to take i-10 way
probably this week on intercity highways and I'm going to have to be there is
something I do you play and I glanced down at last
now I have been down there but that's when I was a kid and all that mattered
outside the car a poison little kid car went to sleep
cars or there was actually there was nothing left to right she is this store
which opened the door to my checkup there will be no and that's what I like
the main character like lay down the graphical monsters like coming towards
him I couldn't
take time to switch back to my pocket like three patches on the ground where
he put it back up the sport will go back outside the door by the door behind me
just checking cars and there's a car right there for another car parking and
that's when I started compromises
but there is no plans and dirt in mexico Mexico makes them look like a lush
forests while this story but I am getting college college but I have to
audition for scholarships colleges and scholarships and there was one
scholarship at the University of Northern Colorado way up north and
fastest way to get to go to Mexico and you'll through the entirety of Mexico to
the south or corners
get the story of my mom and my grandma
and they were once before I start the story I want them so much so very very
good hands
courthouse and expensive car payments whatever career like banshees color and
everything just makes everything better and we just know that there is
absolutely not be there but get shots and the cathedrals
so does it take for you to come up here in the back seat of my car back going
out there watching movies right times twice so I am pleased
after all it is because I don't know what the what
took part in my opinion
reason why is because the car when I go back there and we had to go up the car
and so she was suicidal and time so I got up at this time it's just me and my
sister and I get there
2012 looks like all dressed up he's gonna
housing
where you look out over the ocean and you see you look around our minds how do
these people drive out their job that's what I want to go back I really need
stops by the end of the trip but we made them anymore
town here
straw cowboy boots the one we got out there but we only the rest was happy and
we reserve spot it was called but it was really
and we we and yes I don't think and talk about how much we had talked about it
for the past the place where you go and say I'm gonna go because I'm not hungry
rich in the restaurant and I had to quit the restaurant the fantasy
basically that's just before i made spent more money in 1996 and we had a
really don't want my *** dollars and all that it was a mistake
also three weeks and weeks ago also take away your way so
she's like Oh No
coming out tonight but I promise you guys