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Today's Sam's car. The *** Special.
Hahahahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl!
Radar Overseer Scotty, for the last time...
I
am
not
***,
an
you
sonofabitch!
You are too an ***! Just accept it!
I am not!
You are too!
Does this answer your question, Radar Overseer Scotty?
Eek! It's the Devil and She-Devil again!
You're right, Beulah.
Save us, Jesus!
[She-Devil] Stop mentioning the Almighty in front of us!
It makes our tails grow limp!
We have a bone to pick with Microsoft Sam and his friends!
I don't have a dog, Mr. and Mrs. Mephistopheles, and you two hell-hounds beat it!
You heard him! You're always barging in here, claiming Microsoft Sam and his friends committed some unspeakable wrong which you never bother
to mention because you keep whining about it being a violation of the rules of your realm and acting like your laws are above God's laws!
That proves how evil you really are!
[She-Devil] Oh, RoboSoft 3!
You never run out of flattery, do you?
[Devil] We're not after your souls this time. We just have to ask one question:
Why did you re-elect Barack Obama President of the United States instead of Mitt Romney?
It's because American voters were sick of the Tea Party.
Romney wanted to get rid of the Affordable Care Act, but had nothing to replace it with.
And the influence of urban voters was stronger than that of rural voters.
And that undid your master plan, so GET LOST!
You heard him, hellions! Get lost!
Not so fast! We claim Microsoft Sam and his friends have committed gross insubordination against us and You unlawfully interfered!
The insubordination charge stems from the fact that we already claimed their souls before You did and their spurning of Romney for Obama proves it!
[She-Devil] We will have the appeal denied immediately!
[Devil] And now for the sentence...
[Devil and She-Devil] You will now be *** on!
Five, four, three, two---
[THUNDER!!!]
davemadson films, inc. appeal has been heard and the conviction and sentence overturned!
Scandalous!
Not scandalous!
No law of any realm overrides My Authority! Not even a law of your infernal realm!
Take that!
[Breaking glass]
[Devil] Ouch!
You broke me!
Owww!
You win this time, but we'll be back!
[She-Devil] And one day, we will organize a massive army and overthrow Your Authority!
[Angel] Sore losers, yes. Prophets, no.
[Devil and She-Devil] Oh sphincter!
[Anna] This has been a davemadson production.