Toronto Mayor Rob Ford - He's fun!

THOSE SHOES AT KIMMELINAUSTIN.COM. WE HAVE OUR OWN WEBSITE FOR THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] IF YOU OPERATE UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT LOCAL POLITICS ARE BORING, YOU PROBABLY DON'T LIVE IN TORONTO. OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT HAS TRIPPED, BUMPED, DANCES, ARGUED, AND SMOKED HIS WAY INTO OUR NATIONAL CONSCIOUSNESS. HE'S HERE TONIGHT BECAUSE I PUT HIM ON MY VISION BOARD AND HE APPEARED. PLEASE WELCOME MAYOR ROB FORD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ HOW ARE YOU DOING? >> DOING AMAZING. HOW ARE YOU? >> Jimmy: DOING WELL. WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE A MAGICIAN? [ LAUGHTER ] NOW, DON'T GET ME WRONG. I AM VERY, VERY HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE. BUT WHY ARE YOU HERE? WHAT GOOD COULD COME OF THIS? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THIS SHOW? >> I HAD SOME CRAZY GUY CALL ME ON MY CELL PHONE, THIS IS JIMMY KIMMEL, I WANT YOU TO COME ON THE SHOW. >> Jimmy: I SEE THAT AS YOUR OWN FAULT BECAUSE YOU GIVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER OUT TO EVERYBODY. I GOT A HOLD OF IT. AND IMAGINE MY SHOCK WHEN YOU ACTUALLY ANSWERED THE PHONE AND SAID YEAH, OKAY, I'LL COME OUT THERE. >> ABSOLUTELY. CUSTOMER SERVICE. >> Jimmy: YEAH. I'M NOT EVEN A CUSTOMER. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE, AND I'M GETTING SERVICE. >> EVERYONE'S A CUSTOMER. YOU ALL PAY TAXES. >> Jimmy: YOU GIVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER OUT TO EVERYONE. I PICKED YOU UP AT THE AIRPORT, WHICH I DON'T EVEN PICK MY MOTHER UP AT THE AIRPORT. [ LAUGHTER ] AND YOU GIVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER OUT TO PEOPLE. I IMAGINE YOU'VE PROBABLY BEEN DOING THAT THE WHOLE TIME. YEAH, YOU GAVE IT TO ME ALREADY. IS THAT A GOOD IDEA? DON'T YOU GET A LOT OF CRANK CALLS AND NOT KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING? >> NEVER. I GIVE MY NUMBER OUT BECAUSE I'M -- USUAL THE BOSS. AND WHEN YOU SAY JUMP I SAY HOW HIGH. THE TAXPAYERS HERE WANT SERVICE. AND I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOING THROUGH ALL THE BUREAUCRATS. CALL ROB FORD. I GUARANTEE I'LL RETURN YOUR CALL. I'M GOING TO GO RIGHT TO YOUR FRONT DOOR TO SERVE YOU. I'VE BEEN DOING IT FOR 14 YEARS. >> REALISTICALLY, HOW HIGH C YOU JUMP? [ LAUGHTER ] >> TRUST ME. YOU'D BE SURPRISED HOW FAST I CAN MOVE. >> Jimmy: I HAVE TO SAY, PEOPLE SEEM VERY ANGRY THAT I WAS HAVING YOU ON THE SHOW TONIGHT. PEOPLE FROM TORONTO. ON FACEBOOK, ON TWITTER. "THIS IS DISGUSTING." "HAVING OUR EMBARRASSMENT OF A MAYOR ON YOUR SHOW IS A SLAP TO ALL TORONTONIANS." REALLY DISPONTED YOU'RE GIVING THIS ABUSIVE EXPLOITER THE TIME OF DAY. I HOPE YOU REMEMBER THAT CLOWN YOU'RE ABOUT TO TROT OUT IS A VERY SICK, VERY BAD MAN. YOU KNOW ABOUT ROB FORD'S DOMESTIC ABUSE, DRUNK DRIVING, RACISM, HOMOPHOBIA, AND INABILITY TO TELL THE TRUTH. IS THERE ANY VALIDITY TO ANY OF THESE THINGS? >> IS THAT ALL I GOT? >> Jimmy: NO, YOU GOT A LOT OF THEM. [ LAUGHTER ] >> THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT -- >> Jimmy: YOU MAY HAVE SET A RECORD. >> I GUESS THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT ALL THE MONEY I'VE SAVED, HOW WE STRAIGHTENED UP THE CITY. >> Jimmy: THEY SAY YOU DIDN'T SAVE MONEY. THEY SAY IT'S SOMETHING YOU SAY. AND I HAVE NO IDEA -- >> SO THAT'S I GUESS -- THE CITY MANAGER -- IT'S NOT ME. IT'S THE CITY MANAGER COMES OUT AND SAYS ABSOLUTELY, YOU SAVED $800 MILLION IN EFFICIENCIES AND GOT RID OF THAT TERRIBLE CAR TAX. THAT'S 240 MILLION. SO YOU DO THE MATH. THAT'S OVER A BILLION DOLLARS IN SAVINGS. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU HOMOPHOBIC? >> NO, I'M NOT HOMOPHOBIC. ARE YOU? >> Jimmy: DO YOU THINK IF YOU HAD MORE GAY FRIENDS YOU WOULD NOT WEAR THAT TIE? [ LAUGHTER ] I HAVE TO SAY I WASN'T -- YOUR TIES. WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT YOUR TIES. I KNOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO ACCEPT GIFTS AS MAYOR, BUT I'M GOING TO SEND YOU SOME TIES. >> I CAN'T ACCEPT THEM. >> Jimmy: WELL, I'M GOING TO SEND SOME UNMARKED TIES TO YOUR OFFICE, AND IF THEY SHOULD WIND UP AROUND YOUR NECK THEN SO BE IT. BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF -- I MEAN, YOU HAVE TO APOLOGIZE A LOT, RIGHT? I MEAN, MORE THAN MOST PEOPLE. >> I'VE HAD TO A COUPLE OF TIMES. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? THE APOLOGIES ARE OVER. I'M MOVING ON. PEOPLE ARE GOING TO JUDGE ME ON MY PROVEN TRACK RECORD. AND THAT'S WHY I'M DOWN HERE, WHERE I WANT PEOPLE TO COME TO TORONTO. SEE HOW GOOD TORONTO IS. WE HAVE THE -- >> Jimmy: TORONTO IS A GREAT CITY. >> IT'S AMAZING. WHEN I WALK ON THE STREETS ON HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD, PEOPLE CAME UP TO ME AND VERY GRACIOUS. I WANT TO THANK THEM FOR BEING SO KIND TO ME. >> Jimmy: PEOPLE WERE VERY EXCITED TO SEE YOU AROUND HERE, WEREN'T THEY? >> IT WAS EXCITING. IT WAS A LOT OF FUN. I MET A LOT OF INTERESTING PEOPLE. AND TORONTO IS BOOMING RIGHT NOW. THE TAX INCREASE HAS ONLY BEEN 1 1/2%. LOWER THAN ANY TAX INCREASE COMPARED TO ANY NORTH AMERICAN CITY OUR SIZE. THERE'S NO MORE GARBAGE STRIKES. THERE'S NO MORE TTC STRIKES. AND WE ARE SAVING MONEY. AND IT IS BOOMING. WE HAVE 150 CRANES IN THE SKY. I'M A BUSINESSMAN, JIMMY. I RUN IT LIKE A BUSINESS. NO NONSENSE. >> Jimmy: NO OFFENSE TO OUR MAYOR. BUT I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOME THINGS. OUR MAYOR'S A GUY NAMED ERIC GARCETTI. AND HE'S A GREAT GUY. HE'S AN EXCELLENT MAYOR. THIS IS ERIC GARCETTI MEETING SOME SUPPORTERS. PICNIC OF SOME KIND. THERE'S YOU WITH YOUR SUPPORTERS. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] THERE'S ERIC GARCETTI HOLDING SOMEONE'S BABY. THERE'S ROB FORD HOLDING SOMEBODY'S BABY. [ LAUGHTER ] THERE'S ERIC GARCETTI ENJOYING A BASEBALL GAME. THERE'S ROB FORD ENJOYING A SPORTING EVENT. [ LAUGHTER ] ERIC HAVING A SHAKE AT TOMMY'S. YOU WITH A MILK MUSTACHE. [ APPLAUSE ] ERIC AND HIS WIFE AT A FOOD BANK SERVING AT THE L.A. MISSION. THERE'S ROB FORD! DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING? COULD YOU TALK TO HIM? BECAUSE IT'S ENOUGH ALREADY. YOU ARE SWEATING A LOT. LET ME GET YOU SOME TISSUES HERE. >> NO, WE'RE GOOD. >> Jimmy: DO YOU MIND IF I DAB YOU, MR. MAYOR? >> IT'S ALL RIGHT. NO PROBLEM. >> Jimmy: AUCTIONING THIS OFF ON E BAY AFTERWARDS. ACTUALLY, I'M GOING TO TAKE THE DNA FROM THIS TISSUE, I'M GOING TO CLOIN AND WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A WHOLE ARMY OF YOU IN L.A. LAST WEEK YOU DARED THE POLICE CHIEF IN TORONTO TO ARREST YOU. NOW, THIS IS AR AFTER YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE COMING ON THE SHOW. AND I WAS LIKE NO, DON'T ARREST HIM NOW. IS THAT A GOOD IDEA, TO DARE THE POLICE CHIEF TO ARREST YOU? >> NO, IT'S JUST THEY FOLLOW ME AROUND FOR FIVE MONTHS. AND CAME UP EMPTY-HANDED. I JUST WANT HIM TO COME CLEAN WITH THE TAXPAYERS, HOW MUCH MONEY HAS HE SPENT? IT'S ALL POLITICS. YOU KNOW WHAT IT COMES DOWN TO, JIMMY? I SUPPORT THE POLICE LIKE NO OTHER. BUT WHEN THEY'RE DOING THESE -- PLAYING THESE POLITICAL GAMES AND ARE FRIENDS OF MY OPPONENTS AND THEY'RE SPENDING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS FOLLOWING ME AROUND AND COME UP EMPTY-HANDED, THAT BOTHERS ME. AND I JUST WANT HIM TO COME CLEAN AND SAY I SPENT THIS MUCH. BUT YOU KNOW SFWHA HE NKNOW WHA? HE DOES WHAT HE DOES AND I DO WHAT I DO. >> Jimmy: THEY'VE HAD THIS VIDEO FOR A WHILE. HAVE YOU SEEN IT? >> I WANT THE WORLD TO SEE THIS VIDEO. >> Jimmy: ME TOO. I REALLY DO. LFR LIVER REALLY [ LAUGHTER ] I REALLY DO. WHY WOULD YOU WANT THEM TO SEE THE VIDEO? >> YOU SPENT A MILLION DOLLARS FOLLOWING ME AROUND ABOUT A VIDEO AND YOU DON'T SHOW IT? >> Jimmy: YOU CAN FIGURE OUT ONE WAY OR THE OTHER WHETHER THERE ARE GOING TO BE SOME CHARGES RELATED TO THAT VIDEO. >> WHETHER -- PUT THE VIDEO OUT. SO YOU KNOW WHAT? >> Jimmy: LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO KIM KARDASHIAN AFTER HER VIDEO CAME OUT. [ LAUGHTER ] SHE DID VERY, VERY WELL LAUSE ] >> Jimmy: WE'RE BACK. THE GREAT GONZO IS ON THE WAY. AND MAYOR ROB FORD IS WITH US RIGHT NOW. MAYOR FORD, TELL US ABOUT YOUR EXERCISE ROUTINE. DOES IT ACTUALLY EXIST? WHAT'S GOING ON? >> IF YOU SAW ME A FEW MONTHS AGO, I'M DOWN A FEW POUNDS. I WORK OUT TWO HOURS A DAY. >> Jimmy: HOW MANY POUNDS ARE YOU DOWN NOW? >> ABOUT 40 POUNDS. [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: I WANT TO BRING OUT A SCANDALOUS -- AND I HATE TO DO THIS TO YOU. BUT LAST NIGHT YOU -- GIVEN YOU WERE WITH SOME OF YOUR FRIENDS AND YOUR BROTHERS AND STUFF. BUT THIS IS FROM YOUR DRESSING ROOM LAST NIGHT. YOU'LL NOTICE THE DESSERT PLATE HAS BEEN DEVOURED. THE VEGETABLES REMAIN UNTOUCHED. ARE YOU EATING RIGHT? >> I'M EATING. ALL THE CARBS ARE OUT. >> I CAN SEE THEY'RE OUT. I CLEANED OUT ALL THE -- >> Jmy: RANDY AND DOUG, OH, BOY, THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GO ON THE EXERCISE REGIMEN WITH YOU. I WANT TO SHOW YOU A VIDEO BECAUSE THIS IS THE MOMENT WHEN I, I THINK, BECAME OBSESSED WITH YOU. >> [ BLEEP ]. >> Jimmy: THAT WAS IT. [ APPLAUSE ] HAVE YOU WATCHED THAT VIDEO? >> HAVE I WATCHED? I FELT IT. YOU KNOW, THE MEDIA UP IN TORONTO IS A LOT DIFFERENT THAN UP HERE. >> Jimmy: IS IT DIFFERENT? >> THEY CAMP OUT IN FRONT OF MY OFFICE. AND EVERY DAY YOU'VE GOT TO GO THROUGH THAT. AND IT'S -- >> Jimmy: THEY HAVE A LOT OF QUESTIONS FOR YOU. WELL, YOU'VE THROWN THEM A LOT OF CURVEBALLS. MAYBE I COULD HELP YOU WITH THAT. LET'S WANDER OVER HERE, AND I WANT TO GO TO THE VIDEO SCREEN HERE, IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND. THIS IS -- STAND RIGHT THERE. I WANT TO GO THROUGH SOME OF THESE VIDEOS. IF YOU DON'T MIND, MAYOR FORD, STAND RIGHT THERE. YOU CAN TAKE US THROUGH THESE THINGS BECAUSE I HOPE MAYBE WE CAN ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS HERE. ALL RIGHT. LET'S ROLL THE FIRST ONE. >> YOU GUYS ARE -- >> Jimmy: OKAY. >> [ BLEEP ]. >> Jimmy: NOW, SOMEBODY -- >> [ BLEEP ]. >> Jimmy: -- WHO WAS CLEARLY NOT YOUR FRIEND VIDEOTAPED YOU WITHOUT YOUR KNOWLEDGE HERE. WHO WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT IN THAT VIDEO? YOU DON'T KNOW. >> EXACTLY. >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE NO IDEA. YOU HAVE THAT MANY ENEMIES YOU THAT DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE THIS WAS? ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO TO THE NEXT VIDEO. THIS IS THE FAMOUS STATE QUEEN VIDEO. YOU'RE DOING A JAMAICAN ACCENT HERE. >> PATOIS. >> Jimmy: IT'S CALLED PATOIS. DO YOU DO OTHER ACCENTS OR IS THAT THE ONLY ONE? NOW, YOU WERE -- IN THIS VIDEO WHAT WAS GOING ON? >> JUST WENT OUT WITH A FRIEND. A FEW FRIENDS OF MINE. PRIVATE SETTING AND PRIVATE FRIENDS, AND THERE'S NO SECRET, I HAVE A LOT OF JAMAICAN FRIENDS. AND THAT'S HOW WE SPEAK IN A PRIVATE SETTING. IF SOMEONE WANTS TO TAPE ME THEY CAN TAPE ME. >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU BEEN TO JAMAICA? >> NO. >> Jimmy: I WOULD LOVE TO TAKE YOU THERE FOR SPRING BREAK SOMETIME. [ LAUGHTER ] MONT YOOEG OBEY. NEXT VIDEO. THIS IS THE FAMED FOOTBALL VIDEO ON -- WHY IS HE RUNNING AT YOU? IS HE TACKLING YOU? BECAUSE THIS VIDEO ENDS RIGHT HERE. >> I'M NOT QUITE SURE WHAT HE'S DOING. >> Jimmy: OKAY. I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU BE A PART OF THE NFL COMBINE, I HAVE TO SAY. NEXT VIDEO, WE HAVE YOUR BROTHER, DOUG. SEE? >> YOU'VE GOT YOUR OWN ISSUES. >> Jimmy: AND THEN THERE'S YOU. >> COUNSELOR FORD, PLEASE DIRECT THE QUESTION TO THE CHAIR, TO THE STEP. >> Jimmy: AND -- [ LAUGHTER ] NOW, IS THIS -- FIRST OF ALL, I WANT YOU ON MY TEAM IN CHARADES. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT WERE YOU CLASSICALLY TRAINED IN PANTOMIME, OR WAS THAT OFF THE TOP? >> YOU KNOW, THESE COUNSELORS COME ACROSS LIKE THEY'RE HOLIER THAN THOU, AND A LOT OF THEM HAVE MORE ANGLES THAN A DOG'S HIND LEGS. THESE PEOPLE, THEY'RE JUST TALKING ABOUT DRINKING AND ALL THAT. AND THE PERSON I WAS REFERRING TO WAS JUST PULLED OVER THE OTHER NIGHT FOR DRINKING AND DRIVING. >> Jimmy: I SEE. >> I'M NOT GOING TO NAME NAMES, BUT -- >> Jimmy: I GOT YOU. ALL RIGHT. NEXT VIDEO. >> THE MAYOR -- >> Jimmy: NOW, THERE -- [ LAUGHTER ] THAT LADY, YOU APOLOGIZED TO HER AFTERWARDS. IS IT -- WHAT, ONCE YOU GET UP TO A CERTAIN SPEEDHERE'S NO STOPPING? [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] YOU GET VERY EXCITED. WHAT ELSE DO WE HAVE HERE? THIS -- NOW, THIS IS MY FAVORITE. I HAVE TO SAY, THIS IS MY FAVORITE OF ALL THE VIDEOS. THIS IS A CHRISTMAS PARADE, AND THIS IS YOU PASSING OUT CANDY CANES. AND LITERALLY DUMPING THEM ON THE CHILDREN AS IF YOU WERE FEEDING BIRDS. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] >> WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? THAT'S WHAT I DO. >> Jimmy: JUST GIVE THEM A COUPLE EACH NEXT TIME. YOU KNOW? AND ONE MORE I BELIEVE WE HAVE. NOW, THIS IS GREAT BECAUSE AFTER ALL THAT'S GONE ON IN THE CITY HALL YOU ARE STILL ENJOYING YOURSELF ENOUGH TO JUST DANCE REGGAE STYLE. AGAIN, ANOTHER REASON FOR OUR TRIP TO JAMAICA TOGETHER. [ LAUGHTER ] AND THERE'S THE GUY. AND YOU REALLY GET INTO IT. AND EVERYBODY'S HAPPY. THIS SEEMS SO VERY CANADIAN TO ME. >> ACTUALLY, NO. THAT'S OUR TRIP TO AUSTIN, TEXAS. IN AUSTIN, TEXAS THEY ALWAYS HAVE A BREAK. AND THEY HAVE A BAND COME IN AND PLAY. >> Jimmy: YOU WERE IN AUSTIN THERE? >> NO. THAT'S WHERE WE GOT IT FROM. >> Jimmy: OH, I SEE. >> WE SAID LET'S HAVE A BAND COME IN AND PLAY. AND THEY WERE PLAYING BOB MARLEY. AND LIKE I SAID, I LIKE BOB MARLEY. SO COUNCIL GOT UP AND DANCED, AND WE HAD A GOOD TIME. THAT WAS GREAT. IT BROKE THE TENSION. EVERYONE ENJOYED IT. [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: WE'RE THROUGH WITH THIS PORTION OF THE -- MAYOR FORD IS HERE WITH US. ♪ >> Jimmy: WE'RE BACK WITH TORONTO MAYOR ROB FORD. AND THE GREAT GONZO IS ON THE WAY, TOO. SO YOU'RE RUNNING FOR MAYOR RIGHT NOW, FOR RE-ELECTION. >> ABSOLUTELY. >> Jimmy: THE ELECTIONS IN OCTOBER. >> OCTOBER 27th. AND PEOPLE CAN GO TO ROBFORDFORMAYOR.CA, SUPPORT ME. OR GO TO MY YOUTUBE STATION, FORD NATION. AND WE'RE IN FULL FIGHT. >> Jimmy: I WOULD LIKE TBE ON THE FORD NATION SHOW. CAN I BE YOUR FIRST GUEST ON THE SHOW? >> WELL, WE'VE HAD THREE EPISODES. BUT YOU CAN COME ON NEXT WEEK. NO PROBLEM. >> Jimmy: VERY GOOD. AS MAYOR YOU'VE BEEN STRIPPED OF A LOT OF YOUR POWER. HOW DOES IT WORK IF YOU GET RE-ELECTED? CAN THEY DO THAT AGAIN? >> IN OCTOBER I GET ALL MY POWERS BACK AND GET MU COUNCILORS IN THERE, AND WE'RE GOING TO GET A NEW GROUP. SOME WILL GET RE-ELECTED AND SOME WON'T. SO WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A TURNOVER. AND YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN RESPONSIBLE WITH TAXPAYERS' MONEY FOR 14 YEARS AS A COUNCILOR AND A MAYOR. I'VE SAVED A BILLION DOLLARS. AND IT'S CUSTOMER SERVICE AND ACCOUNTABILITY, AND I'VE GOT A PROVEN TRACK RECORD OF SUCCESS. YOU KNOW, WHEN PEOPLE SAID YOU CAN'T GET A UNION DEAL I GOT IT. WHEN THEY SAID YOU CAN'T BUILD A SUBWAY, WE'RE BUILDING SUBWAYS. WE'RE DOING EVERYTHING THAT I SAID WE WERE GOING TO DO. SO 90% OF WHAT I SAID I WAS GOING TO DO IS DONE. SO I JUST CAN'T WAIT TILL THE ELECTION AND THE DEBATES. >> Jimmy: YOU LOVE BEING MAYOR, DON'T YOU? >> ABSOLUTELY. I LOVE TORONTO. TORONTO'S A FANTASTIC PLACE, AND -- [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: I DON'T REALLY KNOW YOU THAT WELL. BUT I DO WANT TO SAY AS A HUMAN BEING YOU SEEM LIKE VERY NICE GUY TO ME. AND I JUST -- IF YOU ARE AN ALCOHOLIC, WHICH YOU KW -- LISTEN, IF YOU'RE DRINKING ENOUGH THAT YOU CAN TRY CRACK IN YOUR 40s AND YOU DON'T REMEMBER IT, MAYBE THAT'S SOMETHING THAT YOU MIGHT WANT TO THINK ABOUT LIKE TALKING TO SOMEBODY. >> I WASN'T ELECTED TO BE PERFECT, JIMMY. I WAS ELECTED TO CLEAN UP THE MESS THAT I INHERITED. AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'VE DONE. MAYBE YOU -- Jimmy: NO, I'M NOT PERFECT. BUT I CAN SEE YOUR BROTHER IS A GUY THAT REALLY LOVES YOU. I CAN SEE YOUR FAMILY REALLY LOVES YOU. >> ABSOLUTELY. >> Jimmy: AND JUST SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT. IN CASE -- IT'S NOTHING TBE ASHAMED OF. AND I THINK IT'S A GOOD EXAMPLE FOR OTHER PEOPLE WHO MIGHT BE IN A SIMILAR SITUATION. >> WELL, ANYWAYS, WE'RE -- [ APPLSE ] >> Jimmy: NO COMMITMENT. THAT'S JUST HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT. >> TALK IS CHEAP. ACTION SPEAKS QULOIRD THAN LOUD. WE'LL LET THE PEOPLE DECIDE ON OCTOBER 27th. I'M A NORMAL AVERAGE HARD-WORKING POLITICIAN THAT'S REAL. AND I GUARANTEE YOU CALL ME, I WILL GO TO YOUR FRONT DOOR -- >> Jimmy: YOU ARE NOT THE AVERAGE POLITICIAN, MY FRIEND. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I'M AN AVERAGE HARD-WORKING FAMILY MAN -- >> Jimmy: YOU ARE THE MOST