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What up peeps. The news in just a minute but first I want to let you in on some good news.
This week I signed some contracts with three major distributors for my show. You can now
see Youtrax TV News on your telly, via your Roku and Boxee players. Also, Boxee just came
out with thier new software for your computer so you can see Netflix movies, Hulu, and many
more video sites including Youtube with just one cool looking interface. And it's free.
When you sign in, go to the Blip.tv app and you'll find my show there. I've also just
signed with Blinkx.com and I'm waiting on a decision to have my shows up on your TiVo
box. This means millions of possible new viewers and guess what, there is no Fred over there.
Thanks so much to you all for your support. Now let's get on with the news.
The Grammys were handed out this week with Beyonce and Taylor Swift taking top honors.
However, after a very lack luster perfromance,Taylor's conscience got the best of her backstage where
she began to break her awards. The Grammys were filled with many show stopping
performances with all but two artists, Taylor Swift and Jamie Fox, getting standing ovations.
Unless you want to count Taylor's mom. Where did Jamie Fox come from anyway. The last time
I saw a pathetic old guy trying to be cool was when I saw a Youtube show starring hits
guy. John Travolta flew down to Haiti recently
to deliver aid to the Haitian people. He was also accompanied by several ministers from
the Church of Scientology. It looks like this trend is now catching on, so don't be surprised
if a Jehovah Witness shows up at your door step offering you the word of God and a canned
ham. Once head of the largest evangelical groups
in the world, Ted Haggard says that he's been cured of being gay after three years of paying
this guy for sex and drugs. Also announcing this week of being cured is Mel Gibson of
being a racist, Susan Boyle of being ugly and Kevin Jonas of being a ***.
Even though Conan is now gone from the NBC lineup, the two principal protagonists in
all of that mess wasn't Conan and Jay, but rather Jay and Dave. Lettermen really gave
Leno a pounding with his relentless cheap shots. It reminded me of when I was in school
and one little boy would constantly tease one of the little girls. Could it be, Dave?
Do you have a crush on Jay? Hmm? Michael Buckley from What the Buck show on
Youtube did an analysis of the Grammy awards recently where he announced at the end that
he was indeed gay. Duh! You know, it seems if you want to be popular on youtube you have
to be either gay or have big globes or maybe even both. So, I'm either going to have to
get that breast augmentation that I've been dreaming about for years, or announce to the
world that I'm lover number 20 to Tiger Woods. Former Presidential hopeful, John Edwards
this week finally confessed to being the father of a child he had during an affair with one
of his staffers. And to make matters worse, a sex tape has been discovered. So what's
the dealio? The democrats hide their shame yet the Republicans share thiers with the
world and win? Ground Hog's day was celebrated this week.
And since the groundhog did see his shadow it means that we have six more weeks of Heidi
Montag's 15 minutes of fame. Heidi Montage as you know had 10 different
plastic surgery procedures done in one day and now word comes that for Mother's Day she's
getting her mom a procedure as well. Oh really Heidi? What type of Hallmark card might we
see for that occasion? Dear Mom, No better mother could be found, now let's lift those
chi-chis up off the ground. And finally, there was a massive recall of
millions of Toyotas this week because of a faulty accelerator pedal causing out of control
behavior. It's also been reported that seals would begin to leak, parts of the body would
start to shift and shake and a sense of low self esteem would take over.... oh no wait,
again I'm still thinking of Heidi Montag. And that's the news. Till next time, have
a great week.