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♪♪
♪ Johnny got a head of fiery hair ♪
♪ and a turbo charged backpack ♪
♪ His genius sisters use him like a lab rat ♪
♪ A neat freak dad at home ♪
♪ a super busy mom ♪
♪ The boy's best friend is a talking dog ♪
♪ Taking dog ♪
♪ That's right ♪
♪ Three extreme teens and an air breathing shark ♪
♪ Mega action game controller skating in the park ♪
♪ A pharabooster, Bling-Bling ♪
♪ What do we make of this ♪
♪ Johnny Test ♪
♪ Johnny Test ♪
♪ This is the life of a boy named Johnny Test ♪
♪ Johnny Test ♪
♪ Johnny Test ♪
♪ This is the life of a boy named Johnny Test ♪
♪♪
JOHNNY: WOOHOO! YEAH!
(EFFORT GRUNTS, LAUGHING)
DAD: AHHHHHH!
UH-OH!
A "C" IN SOCIAL STUDIES?!
IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
YOU AND MOM SHOULD HAVE RAISED ME BETTER.
DAD: AHHHH!
DID YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH?
IT'S NOT MY FAULT!
MARY AND SUSAN WOULDN'T GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM!
(TOILET FLUSHES)
(FARTING)
DAD: AHHHH!
JOHNNY: DUKEY DID IT!
(GROWLING)
DAD: JOHNNY,
DID YOU MOW THE LAWN?
HM...
AHHHH!
(SOUNDS OF JUNGLE ANIMALS, MONKEYS, ELEPHANTS)
IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
IT'S TV EXECUTIVES.
HOW CAN THEY SCHEDULE A PSYCHO ROBOT MARATHON
AND EXPECT 11-YEAR-BOYS TO DO CHORES!
I EXPECT YOU TO STOP BLAMING OTHERS
FOR YOUR ACTIONS, JOHNNY,
AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR ONCE.
ONCE!
(GROANS)
I TOLD YOUR MOTHER I'D HAVE THE HOUSE LOOKING PERFECT
WHEN SHE GOT BACK FROM HER TRIP.
NOW I WANT THIS YARD PERFECT
BY THE TIME I GET BACK FROM THE HARDWARE STORE.
I HATE CHORES.
WE ALL HAVE TO DO THEM, JOHNNY,
EVEN ME.
NOW I'VE GOTTA GET PAINT, SHINGLES, DRIVEWAY SEALER,
BROOMS, BRUSHES, DUCT TAPE
AND A NEW TOILET SEAT
BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER GETS HOME TONIGHT!
OOPS. ALMOST FORGOT.
UH...
LAWN. MOWED. NICE.
IN ONE HOUR!
AND GIRLS, I WANT THIS GARAGE SPOTLESS
AND REMEMBER NO DUPLICATION EXPERIMENTS OF ANY KIND,
AFTER WHAT HAPPENED LAST WEEK,
OR IT'S BIG TROUBLE! BIG!
ROBOT SUSAN, MARY: YES FATHER.
BINOCULARS.
HM?
MARY AND SUSAN: AHHH GIL...
WHAT?!
(ENAMORED SIGHS)
(ENAMORED SIGHS)
BOTH: OH, HE'S GOOD.
WHAT'S IN THE GARAGE?
SUSAN AND MARY: GO AWAY, JOHNNY.
AHHH...
CLONES?
BOTH: NO.
HOLOGRAMS?
BOTH: COLDER.
ROBOTS?
BOTH: DING!
YOU MAKE JOHNNY-ROBOT NOW
SO HE MOW LAWN NOT REAL JOHNNY.
NO WAY.
ARE YOU FORGETTING WHAT HAPPENED LAST WEEK?
(EXPLOSIONS)
(GROWLING)
AHHHH!
YEAH, BUT THAT WAS A CLONE,
THAT GOT TOO BIG,
AND SHOT LASERS OUT OF ITS EYES.
THESE ARE ROBOTS. TOTALLY DIFFERENT.
MARY: YEAH, BUT DAD SAID NO DUPLICATION EXPERIMENTS
OF ANY KIND.
AND WE'LL GET IN BIG TROUBLE
IF YOU GET CAUGHT. BIG!
THEN WHY ARE YOU DOING IT?
BECAUSE WE'RE SMART AND WON'T GET CAUGHT.
DON'T YOU SEE OUR KILLER DISGUISES?
UH HUH, YEAH.
HI DAD. SUSAN AND MARY MADE THESE ROBO-
HI, DAD, WE LOVE YOU. BYE.
HUH?
HEH, HEH. I LOVE THEM TOO.
AND JOHNNY. I LOVE JOHNNY.
YES I DO.
I LOVE JOHNNY. HEH...
ONE ROBOT JOHNNY. THAT'S IT.
IT MOWS THE LAWN
AND THEN IT'S BACK TO THE LAB FOR DISASSEMBLY
BEFORE DAD GETS BACK.
I'M WAITING.
(RUMBLING)
(ZAPPING)
AH HA!
(GASPS)
ROBOT JOHNNY: I'M JOHNNY. I'M JOHNNY.
MARY: ONE JOHNNY-BOT AS PROMISED.
AWESOME!
NOW WHAT DO I DO?
JUST GIVE IT A COMMAND.
ROBOT JOHNNY, DO MY CHORES!
ROBOT-JOHNNY: I'M JOHNNY. I'M JOHNNY...
JOHNNY: I LOVE YOU.
SUSAN: EWW.
NOW LEAVE US ALONE.
WE'RE GOING TO CONTINUE STUDYING
THE TANNING RITUALS OF TEENAGE BOYS
THAT LIVE NEXT DOOR.
BOTH: AH-HA! YEAH!
AND WE'RE OFF TO WATCH THE PSYCHO ROBOT MARATHON!
AH, NOT SO FAST CHORE-BOY,
AT THIS RATE,
ROBOT JOHNNY WILL NEVER GET THE LAWN FINISHED IN TIME.
I'M JOHNNY. I'M JOHNNY.
I'M JOHNNY. I'M JOHNNY.
(MONKEY SOUND)
I'D HELP, BUT DOGS DON'T DO CHORES
BECAUSE WE'RE DOGS. (CHUCKLES)
HM!
ME HAVE AN IDEA!
ROBOT JOHNNY: I'M JOHNNY. I'M JOHNNY.
UM, YOU DON'T THINK THIS IS IRRESPONSIBLE, DO YOU?
NOPE.
(RUMBLING)
(ZAPPING)
I'M JOHNNY.
I'M JOHNNY. I'M JOHNNY.
JOHNNY ROBOTS, FINISH MY CHORES!
ROBOTS: I'M JOHNNY. I'M JOHNNY.
JOHNNY AND DUKEY: YEAH! WOO!
JOHNNY: OH YEAH!
(ZAPPING)
ROBOTS: I'M JOHNNY.
I'M JOHNNY. I'M JOHNNY.
ROBOTS ARE AWESOME.
NOW FOR A LITTLE REST AND RELAXATION... HUH?
ROBOT: I'M JOHNNY. I'M JOHNNY.
WHY IS HE MOWING THE LIVING ROOM!
AHHH!
ROBOTS: I'M JOHNNY. I'M JOHNNY.
(GASP)
ROBOT: I'M JOHNNY.
WHAT'S WITH ALL THE JOHNNIES?!
SUSAN AND MARY: (SCREAM)
(ANGRY GROWL)
IT'S DUKEY'S FAULT.
MY FAULT!
HE TOLD ME I NEEDED ANOTHER ROBOT
TO GET THE LAWN DONE AND...
SO YOU MADE ONE AND THEN HIT THE OFF SWITCH, RIGHT?
THE OFF WHAT?
ROBOTS: I'M JOHNNY.
I'M JOHNNY. I'M JOHNNY.
SHUT DOWN THE ROBOTRON!
I'M JOHNNY. I'M JOHNNY.
ROBOT JOHNNY STOP!
ROBOTS: I'M JOHNNY. I'M JOHNNY.
HE'S NOT FOLLOWING COMMANDS!
IT'S DEFECTIVE,
BECAUSE JOHNNY MADE A COPY OF A COPY!
ON SECOND THOUGHT, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
BOTH: WHAT?!
IF YOU DIDN'T MAKE ROBOTS TO CLEAN THE GARAGE
I NEVER WOULD HAVE SEEN THEM
AND ONCE DAD SEES THESE ROBOTS
YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE. BIG!
RIGHT AND WHEN WE GET OUT OF TROUBLE
WE'LL DESTROY YOU FOR GETTING US IN TROUBLE!
HMMM...
LET'S GET THOSE JOHNNIES BACK BEFORE DAD SEES THEM.
IT'S EASY, RIGHT?
HOW MANY DID THE ROBOTRON MAKE ANYWAY?
5? 10?
SUSAN: 100.
ALL: (SCREAM)
HEY DAD. LAWN'S GREAT.
I MISS YOU SO MUCH, WHEN WILL YOU BE BACK?
DAD: IN ABOUT TEN MINUTES, SON.
AND I HAVE ALL MY...
HELLO? JOHNNY?
(PANICKED GASPS)
ROBOTS: I'M JOHNNY. I'M JOHNNY.
I'M JOHNNY. I'M JOHNNY.
HOW ARE WE GONNA CATCH 100 JOHNNIES IN 10 MINUTES?
(TICKING)
HMM...
LOOK! A TV! AND IT'S ON!
(GASPS)
HA-HA! WHOOO-HOOO!
OH, IS THAT FUNNY!
ROBOTS: I'M JOHNNY. I'M JOHNNY.
10 DOWN, 90 TO GO.
HEY, THE ROBOT JOHNNIES SEEK MINDLESS PLEASURE
JUST LIKE THE REAL JOHNNY ONLY THEY'RE DUMBER.
AND THAT'S HOW WE'LL CATCH 'EM!
QUIT JOHNNY, WHAT OTHER STUPID BOY THINGS
DO YOU LIKE TO DO?
I CLIMB TREES AND STUFF.
LET'S DO THIS.
ALL: YEAH!
ROBOTS: I'M JOHNNY. I'M JOHNNY.
GO!
♪♪
(CHUCKLES)
ROBOTS: AHHHHHHH!
SUSAN AND MARY: 38, 39, 40, 41!
JOHNNY: HELP US PUSH THIS INTO THE STREET!
(GASP) WHA-?
(ENGINE REVS, TREMBLING)
THERE'S NO JOHNNIES
AND WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME.
WAIT FOR IT.
(RUMBLING)
ROBOTS: I'M JOHNNY. I'M JOHNNY.
I'M JOHNNY. I'M JOHNNY.
BOTH: NICE.
JOHNNY IS GOOD.
I BET HE'S FINISHING UP RIGHT NOW.
NOT HIM, HE'S STILL MOWING.
JOHNNIES LOVE THE DANCE.
ROBOTS: I'M JOHNNY. I'M JOHNNY.
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
I'M JOHNNY. I'M JOHNNY.
I'M JOHNNY. I'M JOHNNY.
I'M JOHNNY. I'M JOHNNY.
GET THEM IN THE SHED!
ROBOTS: I'M JOHNNY. I'M JOHNNY.
I'M JOHNNY. I'M JOHNNY.
SUSAN AND MARY: 98, 99...
100!
ALL: UGH!
SUSAN: WE DID IT!
DUKEY: AND THE LAWN IS DONE!
(MONKEY SOUND)
(SIGH)
AND HERE'S DAD!
I'M BACK!
AND GREAT JOB ON THE LAWN, SPORT.
ROBOTS: I'M JOHNNY. I'M JOHNNY.
(BANGING ON DOOR) GET ME OUT OF HERE!
MARY: THIS IS BAD.
I'M JOHNNY. I'M JOHNNY.
DAD YOU SURE ARE, SON.
I'M JOHNNY. I'M JOHNNY.
OKAY, YOU CAN STOP THAT.
IT'S FREAKING ME OUT A BIT.
WE ALMOST PULLED IT OFF, DIDN'T WE?
ROBOTS: I'M JOHNNY. I'M JOHNNY.
AHHHH! ROBOT JOHNNIES!
WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT DUPLICATING YOUR BROTHER?
NOW, NO LAB, NO PHONE, NO LOOKING AT GIL
AND UM, NO ANYTHING FOR ONE MONTH!
ONE MONTH!
NOW, GO TO YOUR ROOM.
MARY AND SUSAN: (DISAPPOINTED SIGHS)
JOHNNY: WAIT!
IT'S MY FAULT.
SAY WHA?
BOTH: SAY WHA?
I MADE THEM MAKE ME A ROBOT JOHNNY
SO IT WOULD MOW THE LAWN AND I COULD GOOF OFF
AND THEN I MADE ANOTHER, BUT DON'T SHUT OFF MACHINE
THEN 100 JOHNNIES ROAM WILD
AND I SHOULD HAVE JUST DONE MY CHORES LIKE YOU TOLD ME.
SO... HOW MUCH TROUBLE AM I IN?
HM...
ROBOTS: (POWERING OFF) I'M JOHNNY. I'M JOHNNY.
YOU'RE NOT IN TROUBLE.
NOW I SAY WHA?
ONE, BECAUSE YOU WERE HONEST, JOHNNY.
YOU TOOK RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS
WHICH IS SIGN OF MATURITY
AND I'M PROUD OF YOU.
AWESOME!
NOW WHAT'S THE SECOND REASON?
ROBOTS: I'M JOHNNY. I'M JOHNNY.
I'M JOHNNY. I'M JOHNNY.
I'M BEHIND IN MY CHORES TOO.
ROBOTS: I'M JOHNNY. I'M JOHNNY.
♪♪
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
MR. SNODGRASS: AND NOW THAT OUR FIELD TRIP IS OVER,
I HAVE EVEN MORE EXITING NEWS.
YOU NEED EMERGENCY TOE SURGERY
AND CAN NO LONGER TEACH THE CLASS?
NO, JOHNNY.
I'M ASSIGNING THE CLASS A 500 WORD HISTORY REPORT
ON PORKBELLY'S FOUNDING FATHERS!
CLASS: (SOBS)
WHAT?!
OOH I GOT SCHOOL REPORT-ITIS!
WHAT ABOUT THE FOUNDING MOTHERS?
WHERE THERE NO WOMEN BACK THEN?
WHY IS HISTORY ALWAYS ABOUT OLD DUDES!
HUH?
UM, WELL, ER HISTORY ONLY TALKS ABOUT THE FOUNDING FATHERS.
SO SORRY THERE ARE NO FOUNDING MOTHERS.
NOW GO TO THE LIBRARY AND DO YOUR RESEARCH. BYE!
(YAWNING)
I GOTTA DO A REPORT ON WHY THEY SETTLED IN PORKBELLY,
WHY THEY CALLED IT PORKBELLY,
BLAH-BLAH-BLAH. AND YOU'RE HELPING ME.
(DUKEY GROANS)
OKAY, PORKBELLY FOUNDING FATHERS
ARE LOCATED IN SECTION PB400.C.498
-DFGX.7783-PRK.
JUST POINT!
YOU'RE PART POINTER, YOU KNOW.
I AM?
HEY, I AM!
(EAGLE SQUAWK)
THERE IT IS. CAREFUL!
SHE'S A BIG ONE.
WHOA!
(WHIMPERS)
AHHHHHH!
UGH!
HUH?
THIS IS JUST NOT YOUR DAY.
I HATE RESEARCH.
HOW ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO FIND OUT
ABOUT PORKBELLY'S FOUNDING FATHERS, SMART GUY?
HM...
I NEED A REPORT ON PORKBELLY'S FOUNDING FATHERS.
HELP ME.
MARY: WHAT ABOUT THE FOUNDING MOTHERS?
WHY DO OLD DUDES GET ALL THE CREDIT?
WITHOUT WOMEN THIS WORLD WOULD BE NOTHING.
NOTHING!
NOT HELPING.
AND WHAT'S WITH ALL THE DEAD PLANTS?
BEHOLD, THE REPLENISH RAY!
IT BRINGS DEAD CROPS BACK TO LIFE AFTER DROUGHT,
BUG INFESTATION, FROST OR URBAN SPRAWL.
HM?
(ZAPPING)
IT WILL SAVE MILLIONS IN LOST CROPS
AND GET US THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE.
AND MAYBE A WOMAN WILL GET STATUE IN THIS TOWN.
YEAH, GREAT STORY.
NOW MY PAPER!
FORGET IT, JOHNNY.
YOU WANT TO LEARN SOMETHING GO TO THE LIBRARY.
OKAY, I'LL LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE,
SORRY FOR TROUBLING YOU.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU GIVE UP LIKE THAT.
NO BEGGING, NO BLACKMAIL.
AND YOU TOOK THE RAY THING
WHEN THEY WEREN'T LOOKING, DIDN'T YOU?
(CHUCKLES)
WHY ARE WE IN THE OLD PORKBELLY CEMETERY?
BECAUSE INSTEAD OF READING BOOKS
ABOUT THE FOUNDING FATHERS,
WHY NOT JUST ASK THEM WHAT HAPPENED?
YOU THINK A FRUIT REVITALIZER
IS GOING TO BRING BACK THE TOWN FOUNDERS?
SO YOU CAN DO YOUR PAPER WITHOUT READING?!
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
(LAUGHS)
(ZAPPING)
(HOWLING)
(SHRIEKS)
ZOMBIES!
(ZOMBIE MOANING)
OOH, WHERE ARE WE?
JOHNNY: YOU ARE IN THE FUTURE!
AND I NEED TO ASK YOU GUYS SOME QUESTIONS.
HMMM...GET US SOME TEA AND WE'LL TALK.
(TOILET FLUSHES)
DID YOU NAME THE TOWN PORKBELLY
BECAUSE YOU WERE PIG FARMERS?
WATER, SWIRLY, GO DOWN!
(SIRENS)
(SCREAM)
(LAUGHS)
DID YOU SETTLE IN PORKBELLY BECAUSE OF IT'S RICH SOIL?
COOL!
FOUNDING ZOMBIE 3: OOOH! AHHH! OOOH! AHHH!
OOOH! AHHH!
I DON'T THINK YOUR TEA PARTY IS WORKING.
SUSAN: DID YOU TAKE THE REPLENISH RAY!
YEAH.
AND DO YOU WANT SOME TEA?
BECAUSE PORKBELLY'S FOUNDING ZOMBIES
DON'T SEEM TO WANT ANY!
ALL: OOOH! AHHH! OOOH!
MARY: (SCREAMS)
YOU BROUGHT PORKBELLY'S FOUNDING FATHERS
BACK TO LIFE?!
HALF-LIFE.
THE RAY THING ONLY BRINGS BACK DEAD PEOPLE HALFWAY.
OH, THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW.
DAD: WE'RE HOME!
(IMPRESSED GRUNTS)
AGH! OOH!
BOTH: ZOMBIES! HIDE!
(WHIMPERS) (TAPS THE DOOR)
DAD: NOBODY PANIC!
THEY ARE JUST THE LIVING DEAD
AND SURVIVE BY EATING HUMAN FLESH!
SUSAN: ACTUALLY THEY ARE THE PORKBELLY'S FOUNDING FATHERS
AND JOHNNY BROUGHT THEM BACK WITH OUR REPLENISH RAY.
JOHNNY: THEY LIKE TEA NOT FLESH.
(SHEEPISH CHUCKLE)
UHHHHH! OOOH!
HMMM...
THEY REALLY LIKE THE STUFF THEY DIDN'T HAVE 200 YEARS AGO.
(GRUNTS)
(FLASH!) OOH!
JOHNNY, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOUR FATHER AND I SAID
NOT TO BRING BACK THE DEAD?
UM, NEVER.
WELL, WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO.
OW.
THANKS FLAME HEAD BOY.
(ZOMBIE MOANING)
MOM: I WILL NOT HAVE THE LIVING DEAD
WANDER AND STINK UP MY HOME.
DO SOMETHING!
I'LL JUST REVERSE THE POLARITY ON THE REPLENISH RAY AND...
(ZAPPING)
HUH?
(ZOMBIE MOANING)
MARY: HMMMM...
THE RAY DOESN'T SEEM STOP ZOMBIES
SINCE THEY ARE ALREADY SORT OF DEAD.
HORSELESS CARRIAGE!
IF ZOMBIES GET DOWNTOWN
THEY WILL CAUSE MASS HYSTERIA?
PLUS...
(TIRES SCREECH)
ZOMBIES ARE NOTORIOUSLY BAD DRIVERS.
(PANICKED SCREAMS)
HANK ANCHORMAN IN DOWNTOWN PORKBELLY
WHERE ZOMBIES OF OUR FOUNDING FATHERS
HAVE COME BACK FROM THE DEAD TO EAT OUR FLESH!
(SCREAMING)
RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
MMM, SHINY SOFT SHOES.
(SCREAMING)
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
AH! TAKE MY OFFICE!
RUN THE TOWN!
JUST PLEASE DON'T EAT MY FLESH!
AHHH!
MMM... (CHUCKLES)
(SCREAMING)
(ZOMBIE MOANING)
PRETTY PICTURES...
THE MAYOR HAS CALLED AN EMERGENCY TOWN MEETING
IN PORKBELLY PARK TO DEAL WITH THE PROBLEM!
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMS)
STOP BEING SCARED AND DO SOMETHING, HOWARD.
I RAISED YOU BETTER!
YES MOTHER.
PEOPLE OF PORKBELLY,
STAY CALM.
THEY'RE JUST ZOMBIES WHO EAT HUMAN FLESH.
AHHHHH!
(SCREAMING)
JOHNNY: WAIT!
THE FOUNDING ZOMBIES DO NOT EAT FLESH.
THEY ARE JUST EXCITED TO BE WALKING AMONG THE LIVING
AND LOVE HI-TOPS AND MODERN PORTABLE MEDIA.
(HAPPY GRUNTING)
OH. GREAT!
SO THEY WON'T EAT OUR FLESH,
BUT WITH OLD SMELLY ZOMBIES LIVING IN PORKBELLY
PROPERTY VALUES WILL OF COURSE PLUMMET
AND WE'LL ALL JUST LOSE OUR HOMES!
(SCREAMING)
MAN: WE'RE ALL GONNA BE HOMELESS!
OKAY, I'M CALLING THE GENERAL.
(PHONE RINGS)
ZOMBIES IN PORKBELLY?!
GET ME SKY BRIGADE!
(ROARING)
SKY CAPTAIN HERE, GENERAL.
THE GENERAL: WHY ARE THESE ZOMBIES IN PORKBELLY?
(MISSILES FIRE)
(EXPLOSION)
(SCREAMING)
(ZOMBIE MOANING)
HM? ARM...
OOH AHHH!
WELL, THAT DIDN'T WORK.
(ZOMBIE MOANING)
AH! WE'RE HOMELESS AND THEY'RE STILL HALF-ALIVE.
SAVE YOURSELF!
(SCREAMING)
THE GENERAL: PLAN B!
WE FIRE A MISSILE INTO THE PORKBELLY GAP,
CAUSE AN AVALANCHE AND TRAP THE ZOMBIES
WHERE THEY CAN'T TERRIFY THE REST OF THE COUNTRY,
EAT THERE FLESH AND RUIN THEIR TOWNS.
(ROARING)
(MISSILE FIRE)
(EXPLOSION)
(SCREAMING)
IT WORKED!
YES, SIR,
BUT NOW THERE'S NO WAY FOR THE PEOPLE OF PORKBELLY
TO GET OUT!
WHOOOPS!
MAYOR: WE'RE TRAPPED!
WE'RE ALL STUCK IN WORTHLESS HOMES!
(ZOMBIE MOANING)
JOHNNY, I AM VERY MAD.
I DON'T BLAME YOU.
I RAISED MY SON TO BE A BETTER THAN THIS.
NOW YOU'VE CAUSED HAVOC IN THIS TOWN
AND I EXPECT YOU TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
NOW YOU LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER
AND GET RID OF THESE ZOMBIES!
WAIT! THAT'S IT!
I KNOW HOW TO GET RID OF THE ZOMBIES
AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO MOM.
REALLY? I MEAN GOOD!
SUSAN, MARY, REVERSE THE REVERSE POLARITY THING
ON THE RAY! NOW!
(SCARED WHIMPERING)
(ZOMBIE MOANING)
ZOMBIE WOMEN: BOYS!
FOUNDING ZOMBIES: MOM?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THESE NICE NOT-DEAD PEOPLE?
DON'T YOU SEE YOU'RE SCARING THEM?!
ZOMBIE MOM 3: YOU'VE HAD YOUR TIME ON THIS EARTH
NOW YOU LET THEM HAVE THEIRS.
(QUIVERING)
FOUNDING ZOMBIES: (THUDS) OW! OW! OW!
ZOMBIE MOMS: NOW TELL THEM YOU'RE SORRY.
FOUNDING ZOMBIES: WE'RE SORRY.
YOU KNOW WHERE YOU BELONG.
(HOWLING)
NOW GIT!
FOUNDING ZOMBIES: BYE JOHNNY.
(GRUNTS) (GIGGLES)
THE MAYOR: BECAUSE THE MOMBIES SAVED US FROM POOR PROPERTY VALUES
I DEDICATE THESE NEW STATUES
OF PORKBELLY'S FOUNDING MOTHERS!
TOWNSPEOPLE: (CHEER AND APPLAUD)
BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW
THAT BEHIND EVERY GREAT MAN
IS A GREATER MOM.
TOWNSPEOPLE: (FRIGHTENED GASPS)
(CHEERING)
BOTH: IT'S ABOUT TIME THE LADIES GET THEIR DUE.
AND I'M GIVING A NEW CLASS ASSIGNMENT.
A 500 WORD PAPER ON THE FOUNDING MOTHERS!
SO GET STARTED!
OH, I DON'T LIKE THAT LOOK IN YOUR EYE.
SO WHAT WAS IT LIKE LIVING IN PORKBELLY IN THE 1700'S?
(IMPRESSED AWE'S)
(GIDDY LAUGHTER)
BOTH: JOHNNY!