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Good morning sweetheart! Did you know that we have been dating for
a whole month now?
Of course my dear. I have been waiting for a surprise because
I know you are full of them!
And you are right, Jessica. I was thinking that I could take you to a
bar right now, 9 am. How does that sound to you?
I'm in shock, how can you know me that well already?
Jesse, you are the sweetest.
I'll get my coat and let's go!
Seems like we are one of the first ones here. That is even more romantic!
If I remember right, you take a pint and a whiskey on the rocks?
Sure darling, but make it double!
Nothing beats the first drinks in the morning. Of course blended with your company!
I agree. I'm so happy that I found my soulmate
who share the same joys and sorrows like I do.
Strange, I just got text from unknown number. It says that I have to go outside right now, alone.
Can you wait for a minute?
Sure. Be careful though, text messages from unknown people can be dangerous.
I know, but do you remember how I saved you from Wesley Snipes?
This can't be more dangerous.
Well that's true. See you soon darling!
This is strange, I wonder who sent me the message and when does he or she arrive.
Now that's what a superhero would do!
Wow, high-tech elevator which beamed me straight into Stan Lee's secret headquarters!
We haven't seen in a while and my superhero days are in the past.
So why did you want me here?
Now don't rush it. Take your time.
Normally I wouldn't rush it, but my girlfriend Jessica Alba is waiting at the pub.
Hey, good for you!
So Stan, could you tell me what is going on?
Okay! 'Nuff said.
Deadly Tech Girl, I thought you were dead!
No, Jesse. I can't be killed because my lifestream is
stored on the Google Ad servers. And you know that those *** will live
forever.
I always forget that. Well, can you tell me what is going on?
Stan sure didn't crack that one open.
There are rumors that Wesley Snipes gone crazy after getting beat up by you.
And now he has transformed into some sort of supervillain.
On the streets I have been hearing the name White Snipes!
That ***... I assume you and Stan Lee would want me to
get my old job back?
Yes, do it for your girlfriends safety, Penetrator. I heard White Snipes is going to attack in
the central bank of New York tonight. Go stop him!
I will go go get my girlfriend to a safe place and then I will find that damn White Snipes!
There you go!
Wow you were so fast! You were gone for like less than a minute.
Who was the mysterious messenger?
Minute? What? Oh yes.. I always forget the time travelling part of those elevators.
I'm sorry but I can't tell you who he was. There are secrets I can't tell you, not yet.
But you should go home and watch the latest episode of Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D,
okay?
Okay, I go. Sometimes you are so mysterious, I like that
element in men. Promise me that you will someday tell me everything?
I promise.
It sure feels strange to be here again. I believed that my days as a superhero are
over when that Avengers movie came out and all real life superheroes went underground.
But now it's time to get the outfit and save the day once again.
Now I have to to find where that White Snipes *** is hiding and kick some ***.
Nobody wants to mess with the Penetrator!
Nice to see you in your outfit once again, Penetrator.
I have to admit it feels good to be back.
So have you find out yet where the White Snipes is lying?
Yes, I saw him going to the bank already, you should head up there too!
I already took out his companions.
Thank you Deadly Tech Girl! Now it's my time to go break some noses.
Hi Wesley! Or should I say White Snipes?
By the way, that is one of the most stupid things I have heard in 2013.
Don't you get it, stupid boy? It comes from the band called The White Stripes
and I mixed it with my name. I love that band so don't you dear mock that!
I don't fear you, I have beaten you up once, and I do it again, with pleasure.
Big words, Penetrator, big words. Come and show me what you got!
You beat me again, I can't understand this! I will grow up stronger and revenge this,
you can be sure about that!
Where did White Snipes go?
I beat him up again and he just vanished with some kind of super technology, I guess.
Well you saved the bank, that is the main thing and the city is save, once again.
We will find him some day, I'm sure about it.
But now I have to go home. New episode of Elementary is coming from television.
Yeah you have already done more than any of us.
I clean up the mess. See you some day.
What's up with these bruises? Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine, there was just some small problems at work.
Nothing special. Let's just watch television and relax.
Yeah, I made popcorn for us. Can't wait for the newest mysteries of Sherlock Holmes!
I like what I'm hearing!