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[Hugo] Shorts on top of the stove! How fancy!
[Alex] Yeah, were you thinking this would be easy?
With a bunch of blode groupies hitting on you?
[Fred] Throw this *** keyboard thing somewhere else
[Alex] True! This is *** ugly
[Hugo] Stop! you can't ruin that box! I'm exchanging that
[Fred] Why? [Hugo] ***!
That hole is from the box, isn't it?
[Hugo] Son of a ***!
Why are you exchanging that? Because this one is fragile, I want something more...
[Alex] You want something you can ride on!
We need to buy some clean water
Dean who?
[Fred] Holy ***! [Hugo] Spontaneus joke number 2!
[Alex] Who's Dean, man?
[Alex] We need water, seriously [Fred] Is there a store near by?
[Marina] We're in the middle of nowhere!
[Gusttavo] Come see that motorcycle!
*** the motorcycle! I'm freaking hungry!
Come see the Harley moto! They also have awesome shirts inside!
Let's see if they take credit cards!
[Alex] Food's almost ready! We've chopped everything
now Frederick is putting the garlics up for toasting
We'll need more garlic
Why?
Just throw it all in there! We'll chop more later
More than that is too much
Don't you like garlicy food?
No! Cumin
The price as well? [Fred] Please
[Rick] Just show people how much we payed for this pot
Look at the size of it! Five dollars
Do we have tomato pulp?
[Rick] There
show to people how you cook, Fred!
while the motorhome's moving
[Marina] Don't put it all in the pot! [Fred] I know
That's normal!
[Fred] is that the tomato? [Alex] yeah
put it there then
[Fred] Wait, wait! It's splashing at me
What do you expect me to do?
Get an apron
[Rick] Well, everything here is super tidy, look!
The pot on top of my new amp
Everything's a mess!
And that's how we go to our next concert
We're here in Lethbridge, we're having something to eat
We haven't eaten all day
Only Doritos with Tomato Sauce
Marina's doing a magic trick for you
I'm going to start by appearing from under the table [Alex] Don't hit your head
[Hugo] Do a kick in the air [Marina] I'll do that instead!
I have to leave through the door
It even has a bell on it
Do you guys want to see a magic?
It's magic what I got for you
See? Two rings! Do you want to touch them?
There are two rings here
let's see what's gonna happen
One ring! Just one ring! That's incredible! Shut up and take my money
One ring! One ring! One ring! One ring
Come on, guys!
It's a golden ring! It's right here
Touch it! touch it, please!
It's still here? Please, blow it, boy
[Rick] It's falling down [Marina] Where?
That's it!
We're here soundchecking
Look at my new toy!
I got this pedal here,
From Kirk. He designs it himself
I'm going to advertise it! Kirk gave me a shirt as well
I'm going to play with it someday. Maybe even today
It is a really good pedal! He's from Vancovuer, I forgot to mention!
We'll probably put their website on the description
Look! Union Tube and Transistor
They have a FB page
He does an awesome bass pedal!
and I've also bought this amazing Ampeg that..
you'll see how it sounds!
Oh My God! Look at this keyboard! Oh My God!
***! Crap!
Do you know what I'm noticing? I'm cursing a lot!
[Marina] A lot! [Hugo] Like a good, polite metal head
Metal head is a pot salesman! You're a headbanger!
[Gusttavo] for the motorhome's sake!
[Alex] for the motorhome's sake!
You're taking too long! I'm going!
I'm starting a campain: "This Motorhome smells good!"
trow baby powder everywhere! Now seriously! My pants are missing
If you find them don't sell them, I only brought two
[Gusttavo] Fred, go with Marina
[Alex] Were you really attacked?
Is this enough, Gusttavo?
[Gusttavo] Put some more!
put some more and then just tap like this
Look how cute where he's putting the baby powder
you can see how healthy our life at the road is
People will eat this *** thinking it's salt
[Gusttavo] Or the police will stop us thinking it is coke
True that!
They'll say: Bro! My boy!
Smell this thing here
Smell this thing!
All right then! Smell this thing
well, we'll go do our show now! 7000 paying people
That's it! Bye!
Gusttavo will shave his back!
he's entire spine
from his neck... to his coccyx
come on, guys!
look at this thing
it isn't shaving, it's plucking
isn't it better like that?
What about my *** hair?
Look, I'm not talking to you guys anymore
don't worry, I'm recording it!
What do you have to say to your sweetheart?
Sweetheart, …
She doesn't do that for you!
Thank god she doesn't even have to !