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WILL BE UP TO IT.
>> THANKS.
>> ALL RISE!
>> UNUSUAL PROCEEDINGS IN THE
COURT OF THE FINAL VERDICT.
ONE OF OUR COUNSELORS HAS BEEN
BROUGHT UP ON CHARGES OF
ORDERING A CODE BLUE.
THAT'S JARGON FOR ENCOURAGING
POLL VOTERS NOT VOTE FOR BOISE
STATE DESPITE THEIR WINS AND
KEEP THE BRONCOS OUT OF THE
CHAMPIONSHIP GAME.
MR. HOLTZ, YOU MAY PROCEED.
>> WILL YOU SIT DOWN?
>> YOUR HONOR, I WOULD
APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD HAVE
COUNSELOR HOLTZ ADDRESS ME AS
MAYDAY OR HALL OF FAMER.
I BELIEVE I EARNED THAT.
>> COUNCIL WILL ADDRESS THE
WITNESS AS MAYDAY OR HALL OF
FAMER.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF
UNIT YOU'RE RUNNINGER?
THE WITNESS WILL ADDRESS THIS
COURT AS JUDGE OR YOUR HONOR.
I'M QUITE CERTAIN I'VE EARNED
THAT.
>> DID YOU ORDER THE CODE BLUE
ON BOISE STATE?
>> YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER THAT
QUESTION.
>> I'LL ANSWER.
YOU WANT ANSWERS?
>> I THINK I'M ENTITLED.
>> YOU WANT ANSWERS?
>> I WANT THE TRUTH!
>> YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.
>> DOCTOR, WE LIVE IN A WORLD
THAT HAS CONFERENCE SCHEDULES
AND THEY HAVE TO BE PROTECTED BY
MEN WITH STRENGTH.
WHO WILL DO IT?
I HAVE A GREATER RESPONSIBILITY
THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY FATHOM.
YOU ROOT FOR BOISE STATE AND
CURSE THE S.E.C.
YOU HAVE THE LUXURY OF HOT
KNOWING WHAT I KNOW, BOISE
STATE'S OMISSION, WHILE TRAGIC,
PROBABLY SAVED THE CHAMPIONSHIP
GAME.
WINS OVER VIRGINIA TECH, OREGON
STATE, MY EXISTENCE, WHILE
GROTESQUE AND INCOME PRI
SESE
-- INCOMPREHENSIBLE TO SOME
SAVES CHAMPIONSHIP GAMES, YOU
DON'T TALK ABOUT ME.
YOU WANT ME ON THAT POLL AND
NEED ME ON THAT POLL.
WE USE TERMS LIKE STRENGTH OF
SCHEDULE, CONFERENCE DEPTH AND
RIVALRY AND TRADITION.
WE USE THESE TERMS AS BACKBONE
OF A LIFETIME PURSUING THE
CHAMPIONSHIP.
YOU USE THEM AS A PUNCHLINE.
OUR BCS POLL GIVES YOU MATCHUPS
LIKE ALABAMA, TEXAS, OKLAHOMA,
FLORIDA, OHIO STATE.
I HAVE NEITHER THE TIME NOR THE
INCLINATION TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO
MEN WHO ENJOYS THE MATCHES I
PROVIDE THEN QUESTION THE MANNER
IN WHICH I PROVIDE THEM.
OTHERWISE, I SUGGEST YOU PICK UP
A PEN AND VOTE AGAINST NICK
SABAN OR AGAINST JIM TRESSEL AND
THEN TRY TO EXPLAIN IT.
EITHER WAY, I DON'T GIVE A
[ BLEEP ]
WHAT YOU THINK YOU'RE ENTITLED
TO.
>> DID YOU ORDER THE CODE BLUE
ON BOISE STSTATE?
>> DID THE JOB.
>> DID YOU ORDER THE CODE BLUE
AGAINST BOISE STATE.
>> [ BLEEP ]
RIGHT I DID.
>> THIS IS NORMALLY WHERE I
WOULD HAVE THE BAILIFF REMOVE
MR. MAY, HOWEVER, COUNSELOR
HOLTZ, YOU HAVE A PERFECT RECORD
IN THIS COURT.
I WOULD SAY YOU HAVE PROVEN YOUR
CASE BEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT
THAT MR. MAY IN FACT DID ORDER
THE CODE BLUE.
I'LL DECIDE AS AN ANALYST, IT
POLICE MAY'S JOB TO GIVE HIS
OPINION.
THAT'S WHAT HE HAS DONE AND THE
CODE BLUE WAS WELL WITHIN HIS
RIGHT.
ALL CHARGES ARE DISMISSED, I
RULE IN FAVOR OF COUNSELOR MAY.
>> THE ONLY DOGGONE WAY YOU CAN
GET HIM TO WIN IS TO SCRIPT
THIS.
HERE I AM A CAMEO APPEARANCE,
3-0.
>> YOUR BRIBES --
>> CODE BLUE!
>> DEMI MOORE LOVES YOU IN THIS