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The hunt for Debbie Pelt is on… will Sookie's killer streak finally get her busted? I'm
Alex and if you haven't seen last night's True Blood, "Whatever I Am, You Made Me,"
this is your official spoiler alert.
Soo the good news is, the vampire authority doesn't want bill and eric dead.. yet. but
they are gonna keep some serious tabs on them. and like I mentioned before, the vampire authority
does not *** around. except apparently they do, because that one chancellor lady is all
up in everybody's business, seducing our favorite vampires left and right. I don't know what's
up her sleeve exactly, but one thing's for sure - Stabler's still got it.
Also, it turns out that chick from Napoleon Dynamite is a vampire authority staff member,
and I'm kind of jealous of her job. Commanding hot vampires to take their shirts off and
strapping them with deadly tracking devices? Sign me up.
Show of hands - how many of you busted out the remote and slo-moed Bill and Eric stripping
in perfect unison? Don't lie.
In other news, Pam's San Francisco flashback gets a little more interesting when Bill and
Lorena make an unexpected appearance. Turns out Bill and Eric's "bromance" had a rather
awkward start. And now we're starting to see why even a bad-*** *** like pam has such
a soft spot for Eric, not like we ever blamed her. I love you Pam, but the whole slitting
your arms thing to force him to turn you was kinda desperate…
And it looks like Sookie might not get away with goin' all trigger-happy on her old friend
Debbie Pelt after all. Apparently not everyone hated her… she did have parents and a ridiculously
hot, too-nice ex-fiancee.. so it looks like this issue can't be swept under the rug..
or the fridge like her bloody teeth.
On the jason stackhouse front, our favorite meathead with a heart of gold realizes that
meaningless sex leads to nowhere. So instead of banging each other's brains out per usual,
he and Jessica are gonna wear sweatpants, pop open a beer. and talk about their day.
because they're friends. what a waste.
So that's my take on a rather lackluster episode. Still have a lot of questions - what's up
with witch doctor Lafayette? When did Hoyt decide that eyeliner and mesh were a good
look? Will Tara succeed in her tanning bed suicide? Doubts it. Sound off in the comments
with your own thoughts and check back with me next week for more True Blood scoop.