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Hello, my name is Manly Cyrus and I'm Hannah Mantana and together we are Manly Mantana.
So we're gonna have a rant video so y'all can get to know who we really is. I just thought
first of all I should just say what's up with this Hannah Montana show? Like, what is that?
I know girl, I heard that it has this girl who has brown hair and she puts on a wig that
is blonde. To become Hannah Montana and her name is Miley Cyrus. They're just trying to
take it from you. I don't even. Like wigs? First off, wigs what? Oh, I don't know who
you are now because I put on a wig. What? I just don't understand. And Miley Cyrus?
It's obviously Manly Cyrus. Get it right. I know. And oh my goodness. Have you heard
about her dad's name? No. Her dad's name is Billy Ray Cyrus. Billy Ray Cyrus?! I will
have you know that our daddy's name is Ray Billy. Billy Ray Cyrus that doesn't even sound
right. It's Ray Billy. Like, all the way. I can't. I can't even handle this. I feel
like I am being cheated. I know, they're just stealing our life. Because this is really
who we are. People just jealous of our good looks, our talent, and our hair, especially
our hair. That's why she has to put on a wig because she can't get what we have. I heard
that her "brown real hair" is actually a wig too. So she can look like me. This is cheap.
Cheap. You people are being cheap. They're being cheated out of really what is Hannah
Mantana and Manly Cyrus. People need to know who we actually is. We're not whatever that
show is. I mean we are very famous singers. And we do everything but better than her.
Better. Much Better. We're the original. The original. And she just saw us one day and
took our originality-our identity. I'm not okay with that. Identity thief! That's what
it is. We should sue her! Identity theft, it's just wrong. Don't you dare do that to
anybody. I would never do that. What else is this show going on about? I can't even
think of just one thing because it's all just so--. So she just puts on a wig and she goes
off and she performs. Yeah. That's stupid. Oh, and I heard she has a friend named Lily.
Lily? Like our friend, Carolily. That's like taking my life! That's like taking my friend!
And she has this other friend named Oliver. Oliver? Like Omariver. I feel really creeped
out right now. I know! How does she know this stuff about our life? Do you have an inside
scoop on us? Who is she? I feel like someone's stalking me or something. I just don't understand.
What is the point of this? I can't even. Carolily, Omariver, that's the right stuff! Not Oliver!
What kind of name is that? That's just stupid! It sounds like an olive! And olives aren't
even good. Olives taste awful! Lily? That's stupid. Why would you name someone after a
flower? You stupid. I mean, Carolily is the best name. How's her singing. Her singing
is okay. It's alright. But it's not as good as ours. It's not us. It's a copy of us. I
think we should perform a little. So they can really see how she should have sang if
she really wanted to be us which she apparently did. So what song should we sing? We should
pick one of our best songs. Everybody's Perfect? I do love that. Or Life's Not What You Make
It? I think Everybody's Perfect is better. It'll make you guys really happy. Nobody makes
mistakes. Nobody has those days. Those days. Nobody knows what, what I'm talkin' bout.
Everybody doesn't have those days. Everybody's Perfect! You live and you work it! Again and
Again til you get it wrong! I'm just so emotional because. I just can't even! When I'm upset
I laugh, and when she's upset she cries. Did you hear about that? What? What person cries
when they're upset? I can't even sing right now. I can't get into it right now. I'm sorry.
i know you really wanted to hear us sing. I just can't do it. Alright, you know what
we're going to do? We're going to make a ton of videos for you guys since you've been watching
this " Hannah Montana" show and we'll show you how it really is. Because it's not Hannah
Montana it's Hannah Mantana. It's not Miley Cyrus it's Manly Cyrus. It's not Billy Ray
it's Ray Billy. It's not Lily, it's Carolily. It's not Oliver it's Omariver. We've watched
all the episodes. Because we were so mad. we wanted to know exactly what she did to
us. And so we are going to reenact all of those videos for you. And we're going to show
you what really happened. Before she stole our identity. I'm so upset right now I might
laugh. Same here. i just can't. Alright so we're going to do that for you guys. So I
know you guys are really excited, we're really excited. So we'll see you next time. When
we show you what really happened when Carolily found out who we was. And we'll post a real
video of us singing a song so that you can really know what Hannah Montana was trying
to copy. This little bit we just couldn't sing. We just couldn't get into it we were
so mad. I kept thinking about how creepy it was. I feel like she's watching me right now.
What if she is? She's probably going to end up making one of these videos herself. She's
probably going to and she's going to be like, "I'm Hannah Montana and they stole my identity."
We are the ones who have been cheated. I will preach it to the ends of the earth. I am Hannah
Mon- Mantana. You see what she did to me? She's making me all confused about myself.
Identity theft has really taken our identity. Alright, we'll see you later. We better not
see you go over to that Hannah Montana crap.