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(Oough)
Oh my gosh Shane, are you all right? We- We gotta get this guy to the dentist!
Ah! AAUGH!
(Brass Section)
(Loud Brass Section)
(Really Loud Brass Section)
Did you see what they did wrong there? No, not tripping over an exposed pipe. They
misused our healthcare system. We're blessed to live in a nation with dentists,
chiropractors, orthodontists, and all sorts of doctors, but they're just
using it wrong.
Since I went to the wrong place, I ended up losing my arm.
I got nice white teeth though. (Ding)
A 1999 report shows that 98,000 American patients die from preventable medical errors each year.
1 in 10 patients are affected.
An outpatient is someone who goes to the hospital without having to spend the night. Inpatient
is when someone has to go to the hospital to spend the night.
Only 55% of American adults get their proper care. In fact, most of their issues revolve
around inpatient and outpatient care.
I went to a specialist, when I should have gone to a primary physician. A primary physician
is the medical doctor who provides physical checkups and general care.
A specialist is a medical doctor who focuses on a particular kind of patient, or on particular
medical conditions. Shain also could've gone to an urgent care center, a medical facility
with more flexible hours that doesn't require an appointment.
(Fast forward)
(Seriously...)
(Ohg) COLE: Whoa, dude are you okay? Aw, your knee's
not looking so good! SHAIN: Aw.
COLE: You should go the nurse, but not the dentist!
SHAIN: Yeah.
(You get the point)