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[BATS SCREECHING]
[THUNDERCLAP]
[CREEPY ORGAN MUSIC]
COUNT: [LAUGHS]
Ah.
Now, my pets, make yourselves comfortable.
Yes, it's time for our favorite television program,
Six Feet Under.
Quiet, my pets, it begins.
ANNOUNCER: And now, tonight's episode of Six Feet Under.
MAMA MONSTER: Hey, hey.
Feet off the table.
Get your feet off the table.
KID MONSTER 1: Oh, I'm sorry, Ma.
KID MONSTER 2: Oh, boy.
KID MONSTER 3: Sorry about that.
COUNT: And now we see the feet, my
pets, under the table.
Ha-ha!
I shall count them.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 feet under.
[LAUGHS]
KID MONSTER 1: I want to eat, Ma.
Where's the food?
I want to eat.
KID MONSTER 2: Excuse me.
COUNT: [LAUGHS]
[THUNDERCLAP]
COUNT: An excellent program, my pets.
What shall we watch next?
Three's Company, Eight Is Enough, 60 Minutes?
[LAUGHS]
I am one happy couch potato.
That's one, one happy couch potato.
[LAUGHS]
[THUNDERCLAP]
COUNT: Ah, vast wasteland my foot.
[LAUGHS]
Hm.