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(Verse 1)
You got a little ***
And ***, I don't think I can cope with it
That ***, goddam
I'm not the one that you can come on
I need a man with muscle that's big and strong
'Cause I like to *** it once the ***'s in sight
But the *** is so little, kind of gave me a fright
You a ran a game on what you can do
Well that's your ***, I'm embarrassed for you
See *** like that can get your *** smoked
'Cause you're crying and lying about the size of your ***
Size twelve, size nine, no under six
Come on with it, and try and tell the truth
There's a *** that can help you, her name is Dr. Ruth
You need to seek counseling, and get some good advice
Any *** will tell you, a big *** sure feel nice
I'll take it five one, or six foot six
But you gets none coming with your teeny weeny ***
Blind, crippled or crazy, I'll take them eight to eighty
Every day, a brand new pick
But you can't get nowhere, 'cause you got a Little ***
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Little ***, who do you think you are?
Little ***, you're not going to get very far
Little ***, I won't ride in your car
Little ***, just who do you think you are?
(Verse 2)
You even went on Geraldo and Oprah Winfrey show
Lying about how you done *** a hoe
*** please, I didn't give you any
The *** is too short and had the nerve to be skinny
I know it's wrong to put you on the spot
But your *** is the size of a microdot
And that's small, but that's not all
Your *** is lacking one of them balls
Now I know it's just a stereotype
Because you're a black man with a very small swipe
Bragging about all the ends you're getting with
You need to go out and buy a brand new ***
Don't feel bad, 'cause I know you're not alone
There's a lot of brothers perpetrating with a little ***
They got all their *** hanging on their arms
Filling their ears with too much charm
But then they get them home and throw them in the bed
The *** want to go, 'cause there ain't no *** head
Snorting base or smoking happy stick
A *** don't want a brother with an itty bitty ***
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(Verse 3)
*** a little ***, coming straight from my heart
The *** is so little, does it really get hard?
Your *** to me is like a goddam joke
Leave it alone boy, it ain't no hope
It's like magic, you got a little ***
Not the Johnson, he's having big fun
Like Michael Jordan, he's got a big one
I'll play with your mind, boy, your *** is like a toy
Like a Weeble that wobbles, like a *** on a bottle
Little like that, is how you stand
A much bigger *** is now in demand
Calling all dicks from across the world
Contact the hoe, call me Babygirl
Interviews begin at half past six
First requirement is a very big ***
Long to the bone, ready to ram
Slam, bam, thank you ma'am
Those are words that you can't get with
Face the fact: you've got a little ***
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