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So I don't know if it's just me but if theres one thing that makes me really mad. It's people
who can't talk. Now Esmond what do you mean, People who can't
talk? Glad you asked my friend !!! In the book of Esmond I say regardless if
you know how to use words. If you can't have a conversation with a person then you can't
talk. Esmond How do I know If I classify as a person
who can't talk. Example A so I ran into a old classmate from
high school Heyy Esmond man I haven;t seen you since grad
day bro. Yeah man its been a while how are you
Well I've successfully started my car business its doing pretty good I should be scratching
one million in sales this week Thats great man glad to hear your doing well.
elongated pause Yes man Im doing pretty well but it was great
talking to you man !!! I'll see you around. PAUSE Now If you can talk then you can see
what was wrong with that conversation. It went one way. The conversation was about
him and him only.Convos should be going back an forth
question answer question answer transition to new question reply new question reply question
transition to outtro Outro shake hands DONE walk off like a boss. A conversation is a
work of art between two people. I MEAN HAVE YOU EVER TALKED TO SOMEONE AND
WHILE YOUR TALKING YOU REALIZE THAT 1. THEY ARENT LISTENING AND 2. THEY DONT CARE.
Generally most people just don't care about your life (I do I genuiely care about everyone)
but most people dont. Thats The problem with America, and France, and Switzerland, and
Africa Asia,China,Austrailia,Alaska,Germany and chile,French Fries,lemonade ok is it just
me or did anyone get hungry PEOPLE CAN'T Talk. Example B I had a conversation with my boy
Seb. Sup Bro
Nothing much man why are you so sad Dude my teachers are killing me papers on
papers on papers man and I'm not passing them. I do not like this school at all man its soooo
boring most of the time.I Can't even stay awake in class were watching movies and my
teachers are like the worst they have no idea about what there talking about My teacher
called me a stupid kid today because I didnt know alfred hitchcocks first movie was..b
like how am I suppose to know that . Like I dont just sit and study a bunch of movies
and stuff like most of the kids. Im sorry I have a life and I cant sit in front of a
tv. I've gotta change things what do you think ?
Un huh Un huh Yeah dude I can go with you what time are we going ?
What ?? Lets do it ?
You werent listening were you ... Uhhhhhh
Now luckily learning how to talk is easy it just takes three steps.
Number 1 if someones talking to you look them in there eyes ..not the phone.. Not their
exotic body parts..and not the really extremely weird guy sittin in a banana suit behind them(pause)
THEIR EYES. Number 2 and probably the most important one
OPEN YOUR Ears and LISTEN to what their saying. because if you aint listning you aint talking.
Seriously if you arent listening you can't respond..
Number 3 ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm If you follow these steps you'll be talking
in no time. Now that I've given you these tips. From now
on If I'm talking to you and I can tell you aren't listening or the conversation is going
one way. I'm going to finish what I'm saying and I'm going to let you talk and while your
getting to the good part of what your saying the climax, the plot, the pinnacle I'm going
to walk off and leave. Im just gonna leave no questions no problem Now I have good morals
an values but Im going to exit that conversation LIKE A BOSS...and this is your warning.