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Let me get a godfather please.
THE SILVERTONGUE SCREENWRITERS
Thank you
- Hey! - Hey!
- fancy seeing you here! - yea! you too!
What's with the drinking in the early afternoon?
oh this? I'm just having a drink to jiggle up some sparks, I need to turn in a good script by Friday.
- Yea, this class is killing me. - On Friday?
yea...
- well I guess you should start now. - yea...
- What do you have so far? - Well, I'm thinking it should be in a bar.
and the main character is a nerdy looking guy named Paul
and he likes to wear striped shirts and a baseball cap That he always seems to be wearing backwards
- so kinda like Joseph Gordan-Levitt? - No, more like Mr. Bean
right... so anyway, what happens next?
ok, so here comes this smoking hot girl and of course Paul notices her
but what he doesn't expect is that she starts walking straight towards him
He can't believe his eyes
Why do guys always want hot girls on their movies?
Why can't it just be some normal college girl that loves to study?
come on! hot girls are required in a movie, ok?
No one is going to want to go pay $8 to go see a normal college girl!
all right... so what do you want this smoking hot girl to do?
Ok, so she eyes Paul and she takes a seat next to him.
Oh, I know where this is going
She's friends with Paul and she seduces him because she just broke up with her boyfriend
So I guess you are going to make her cry
no no no! we are not doing "mean girls" here, ok?
She's an undercover spy and she knows that he is the only she can trust at the moment
so she hands him something inside an envelope
whatever, is your movie. so, does Paul open this envelope?
Yes! he opens up the envelope and he lets out a cry
argh!
- crazy people... - well, it's Miami!
wait! inside the envelope there's a photo of Paul's girlfriend cheating on him!
- Of course... - yea!
NOT! no! it was a note saying someone is coming from the mental hospital to come pick you up, run now!
oh, so she was his lover after all!
Ok, so before they part, she looks into his eyes softly and says...
you know what, can you just drop it!? you are not really helping me out here at all!
You know what, you drop it! you and your disgusting guy's way of thinking!
Disgusting!?
Yea! do you really need an attractive girl for your movie?
- why not just a normal college girl? - Fine! you keep your normal college girl, I mean
you might as well have them get into a fight and start pulling each other's hair and stuff
- That's what you girls like, right Karen? - Yea right...
don't you like that kind of stuff?
ok, so you think is so much better to have some nerdy Mr. Bean looking guy?
yea, way better!
you might as well take him to the mental hospital! and make it into one flew over the cuckoo's nest!
STOP!!!
CAN YOU JUST STOP ARGUING!?
you know, he's right. I'm leaving.
but, what about your story?
It was a mess anyways
and I'm just going to throw in the towel
This big, fat, wet, smelly towel...
no no no no no no!
Would you like something?
just get me a godfather