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What the...
...***!
Greetings and welcome, Dogola. I am Saint Peter
Where am I?
You are at havens gate, Dogola.
Your mortal life come to an end and its time
to decide the fate of your immortal soul
Fascinating!
Let's not waste time
I shall read you the list of your sins.
So...
Wait a sex. I've just converted to islam.
Where is my 73 virgins?
I'm affraid thats impossible
But i've already converted to buddhism!
I am ready for reincarnation!
That's unlikely.
Pegan!
No!
You know i am atheist now and you don't even exist.
Enough! Lets start from the beginning.
Khe khe.
Hello serbian student
You are gay and homosex.
Regards, Archduke Franz Ferdinand.
:D :D :D
I just typed the wrong number!
And started the World War. For the first time.
Hello Hitler!
You are gay and homosex!
Regards, Poland.
P.S.
Your mustache looks like *** hair!
X----D
NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!
I've got very bad memory!
And what happend in Dalas?
Lee Harvey Oswald!
You are gay and homosex!
Regards, President Kennedy.
P.S.
I *** your wife!
Mom, where is my carabin?
What a coincidence!
And finaly - suicide!
But I just slipped!
Enough excuses!
You jumped off the bridge, you have committed suicide!
Now you're going to hell
and there you will suffer until the end of time!
Intresting.
But you also can use the services
of the Saint Shlomo!
Shalom!
Noice.
It costs billions of money.
Let me call my accountant!
Fascinating.
Greece?
Yes.
Its time to pay your denbt!
Affirmative!
Release him!