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Bruno Motta's Weekly Video: THE CONGRESS VERSUS TED
Congressman Protógenes took his son to a movie...
11 years old. He's called Little Juan.
The kid, not the movie!
He wrote: "I took Little Juan to a movie..."
And he chose Ted, which is a grown-up movie. Rated 16.
And he got pissed off! Juan's 11.
He's pissed because the bear smokes pot, drinks beer and nothing bad happens to him...
"This movie should be banned, that's wrong!"
Protógenes... The movie poster has something saying "16"...
What do you think it was? The runtime?
Little Juan is 11! "Aw, you can watch with daddy!"
"That's offensive! This movie is not for kids!"
And he added this:
"In the USA, it's normal to have people getting lazy and using drugs."
"But not here in Brazil." That's true.
Every time I go downtown, there's some american hobos...
There's american beggars and I'm like "I have no dollars!"
You're probably gonna spend it all in Jack Daniels...
Watching rated 16 movies at 11, I wonder how is this kid's life.
"Little Juan, you're 16, time to join the army!"
"28? Prostate exam time!"
"Daddy doesn't waste any time!"
With 14... "Boy! Get your best clothes, daddy is taking you out..."
"Let's get dirty! Throw some money around!"
"I'm taking you to the congress, let's work with daddy!"
He wants to ban Ted, the smoking bear...
Of course he thinks the movie is gonna make his son smoke pot.
Back in his days, what bear did we have? Yogi Bear.
Who used to steal from people, but he wore a tie.
So Protógenes thought: "That's it, I'm gonna be a congressman!"
The secret is in the tie!
That's me outraged!
Was it funny? No. But it was outraged!
Can I give him an outraged message?
Protógenes! ***! You wackjob!
We should arrest him... The guy who created that movie!
He should go to jail!
Not you, you're nice and you have a beautiful name!
Beautiful!