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Hello. Today I found it more difficult than I thought it would be. I feel like my brain doesn't
work. I literally didn't do anything today and I'm so tired and I didn't do anything
to be tired. I feel like I made juices all day. I made juices to drink now. I made juices to
drink tomorrow. I'm tired of making juices. These are the notes that I took today: I
went to the bathroom 11 times - and that's just number one. Today I learned an important lesson.
Carrot juice stains the skin! Good thing I was at home today because I drank my carrot
juice in the morning and a little while later I happened to pass a mirror and I realize
I had orange all over my face. And I burst out laughing but if I were at work it would've
been much different story. I either have to drink from straw or from a lil sippy cup.
Not only have a have no energy, I've had a headache the entire day. My jaw needs to
chew. Let's look at all the exciting juices that I drank today.
A nice big glass of hot water. Carrots, apples and lemon.
Coconut water. Apple, cucumber, kale and parsley.
Beet, carrots, ginger and spinach. Sweet potatoe, nectarines, red apple, blueberries
and cinnamon. Ok now I would like to take this opportunity
to call out all the people who have wronged me today.
Jaime: you posted a picture on Instagram this morning of delicious barbecue ribs that you
made I guess last night. Also the rice and the, I think it was baby bokchoy, that you
served it with, looked fantastic. Lindsay: you posted a picture on Facebook,
and I noticed in the corner of it, at the bottom, there was a delicious-looking poutine.
I didn't like that. Celine: you posted a picture of a meal that
your mother made for you for your birthday. Those people will be blacklisted for the duration
of this cleanse. Today I also talked about what I would like
to have for dinner, umm, at the end of this cleanse. I think I'm gonna want some ribs.
Probably go to Baton Rouge. Tomorrow's a new day! Yummy mmmm.