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Well hello first day back at work!
You know what's worse than your first day back at work after two weeks holidays?
I'll tell you .
Your first day back at work after two weeks holidays,
finding out that your boss lady's been locked up in the loony bin so you've lost your job,
discovering that you haven't been paid so your rent cheque has bounced and you've been evicted from your apartment.
Yeah.
You know in hindsight I should have seen this all coming.
You know, like the fact that my boss went crazy
Well this is fan-frickin'-tabulous. I don't know what I'm gonna do.
You know, whenever a superhero takes on an evil persona, you know everything's gonna go all ape-sugar.
Oh. In case you didn't know, Dyna Gal the superhero, she's my boss, and I was her personal assistant
Now, Dyna Gal developed this evil persona and then had a vendetta against Captain Euchre.
You've heard of Captain Euchre, right?
He's like, super famous in Ontario.
... you've heard of Ontario...?
OK. Well anyway, she had this vendetta against--
there goes my non-disclosure clause!
What's she gonna do, fire me?
Actually apparently she's catatonic.
Careful what you wish for. I mean I never wished for her to be catatonic, it's just that that woman could talk.
Sometimes you just wish she would take a sip of water, you know? There's a period at the end of a sentence for a reason, lady.
Now she's left me high and dry and I've got nothing here but these pencils and my umbrella.
Oh, Sugar! I left my umbrella on the streetcar.
No reason I can't go for a little umbrella shopping right now!
Shortest workday EVER.