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Hey, what's up GG (guys and girls)? CouilleBleu's back today to play...
Here are the runes, masteries, skill distribution and items that you'll need to be the best AP Rammus in your school.
If you're going bot and Pedobear initiates a fight,
do a Flash-Roll-Taunt-Mega Fart combo on Ezreal and use Ghost to chase him down if he tries to run away.
If your jungler's here to gank and you're near the enemy, use your Taunt-Turtle Solid-Roll-Mega Fart combo to be sure to get the last hit.
If your ButtFucking Friend has teleport, prepare your Roll to KS your team.
And, to not let your team think that you're a KS master, use your Mega Fart-Taunt combo to promote Evelynn as a wannabe god.
If you're being pushed, Flash-Roll-Mega Fart combo on the enemies to damage them
and let your Teleported ButtFucking Friend chase after them like a raging kid crying for candies.
If you jungle and want to gank, *** the wall until you *** the brush to not let the enemies notice you
and Roll like a ninja and Taunt her until your ButtFucking Friend finish her off.
But with Rammus, you can easily gank without hiding by using your Roll in a lane,
chase after that wannabe dragon, tower dive with a Flash and Mega Fart on her until she dies.
You can also come from here to do a Roll-Taunt-Mega Fart-Turtle Solid combo to have a foursome with Swain, no problem!
But if you still decide to play like a ninja, prepare a Roll in the brush, chase after Fizz to make the enemies think you're going for him
and Flash-Taunt-Mega Fart-Turtle Solid combo on Ezreal in a glorious fivesome.
As an AP Rammus, your Turtle Solid won't return a lot of damage,
so just Roll on the minions like this or like that to one shot them like a boss.
Your Roll is also efficient to finish off that kiddo that doesn't want to back off to heal,
to whoop that kiddo's girlfriend after she's done stunning you,
to KS that Ezreal, that Swain or that Mordkaiser to *** your teammates off.
You can also use it with your Recall ability to run away if an enemy shows up and roll on yourself for the fun of it.
With Mega Fart, you can easily farm if your Roll is on cooldown and whoop that crying mummy even if you're snared.
If you can, combine your Roll-Taunt-Mega Fart into a combo to whoop that running pirate or that girly kiddo that shouldn't play with fire.
You can even farm peacefully while scaring the enemy to make her waste her Flash.
And later on, thanks to your Lich Bane, you'll be able to 2 shot that fuckabish with a Roll-Auto Attack combo, no problem!
You'll also be able to whoop that kiddo easily with a Roll-Mega Fart-Taunt-Turtle Solid combo for a solo one night stand.
You'll even be able to whoop two enemies even when all your teammates are dead.
Save your teammate by doing a Roll-Taunt-Turtle Solid-Mega Fart combo for a hot threesome.
*** the brush with your ButtFucking Friend while your ally bait an enemy to make him *** the wall with us.
Use your Teleport skill here to chase after that kiddo and whoop him like a boss.
Use your Roll to get in any teamfight at lightning speed and Leeroy Jenkins by using your Mega Fart to finish off the enemies.
Even if you're Exhausted, your Roll-Mega Fart combo will be enough to deal with that kiddo.
If you want, you can separate yourself from your team to whoop these fuckabishes hiding in a brush
with a Roll-Mega Fart-Taunt Turtle Solid combo.
You can block Lux's path with a Mega Fart-Taunt-Roll combo before Darius comes to KS you.
That's it for today, people!
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Ciaossu!