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-(Orange) Mirror, mirror on the wall,
do you want to hear my bird call?
Ca-caw! Ca-caw! [laughs]
-Ugh! Leave me be!
I'm busy, can't you see?
-Yeah, busy reflecting. [laughs]
-No, silly fruit.
I'm working for the queen, trying to find--
-A unicorn spleen?
-What?
-A fish wearing jeans?
-No! -Ooh, I know!
A farting bean!
-Silence!!
-What? I'm just trying to help.
-My rhymes don't need an assist.
Besides, those things don't even exist.
-Tell that to those guys.
-Don't exist, eh? This coming from a talking mirror.
-You tell him, Greg.
[farts, all laugh]
-That guy's a real pain in the "gas." [laughs]
-[grunts] Such frustration.
You're not helping my situation.
-Oh, I know what's wrong.
You don't have any phat beats to go with your rhymes.
-What? No.
-[beatboxing and scratching records to house beat]
-Stop!
-Come on! You're not rhyming!
-No!
-[imitating records scratching]
-Stop it!!! -[laughs]
Geez, someone's being a real pain in the "glass." [laughs]
-You just used that joke, pulp-for-brains.
-Pbbh, whatever, McChubby.
-That's MC Chubby!
-[scoffs] Listen!
What the queen asked requires the greatest wisdom.
I must find the most poisonous apple in the kingdom.
-What. Who's in the what now?
-[sternly]: I have to get a poisonous apple
for Snow White to eat. I can't find one.
Okay? Do you get it now?
-Oh. Well, why didn't you say so?
There's one right there.
-Wha-- really?
-Holy moley, is it hot in here?
-What? What is this?
-It's what you wanted: a moistened apple.
-Seriously, guys, it's so hot
that squirrels are pouring ice water on their nuts.
[liquid pouring]
-What? Is there a problem?
We like cold acorns.
-I don't mean to be cruel,
BUT I SAID A POISON APPLE, YOU FOOL!
-Oh, I get it. Well, how 'bout that one?
-Ugh. Don't get too close to me; I don't feel very good.
[sneezes]
-This is most outrageous!
That midget apple isn't poisonous;
he's merely contagious!
-That's Little--[sneezes]
-Gesund-midget. [laughs]
-[groans]
-[grunts] The time draws near!
I will never find a poison apple, I fear!
-Steer clear of the deer that pokes you in the ear! [laughs]
-Please stop, before I blow my top!
-Ooh! Wanna flop and shop for a mop at a truck stop? [laughs]
-Would you be quiet?!
-Please eat a balanced diet! [laughs]
-[cries out in frustration]
-Hey, guys, I don't mean to interrupt,
but seriously, could we turn on a fan or something?
-[upset]: Quiet, you wet fruit.
Since I have failed, I will certainly get the boot.
-Yeah, and besides, Snow is coming anyways.
-Really? That sounds wonderful.
-No, not snow. Snow.
-Wait. What?
-Snow White!
-(Snow White) Oh, a delicious apple!
[apple screams, munch!]
-Whoa!
-(Snow White) Oh, I don't feel so good.
[thud!] -Whoa!
Looks like Snow White is a real flake. [laughs]
-Oh my, I was wrong.
That apple was poisonous all along! [chuckles]
-Well, he was an apple. [laughs]
-The queen will be thrilled. Her wish has been fulfilled!
-Because Snow White has been chill! [laughs]
-Ugh!
[records scratching] -Hippity, hoppity, waka-waka-woo!
Midget Apple!
-Ah-choo! -[laughs]
Break it down.
[Mirror screams, shatters]
Captioned by SpongeSebastian