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[M] It's time for our first episode of [Both] Wonderful Adventure Now Korea (Aka W.A.N.K).
[M] But first- [S] to the pharmacy because I'm really sick. [M] Oh. (Simon coughs)
(W.A.N.K music)
So, we're gonna start our first WANKing adventure in Myeongdong, but first we have to lay down the ground rules.
[M] First ground rule is that Simon and I both have to find a Kpop idol and take a picture WANKing in front of them.
[S] Rule number two is we have to find a very creative use of Engrish, and you have to vote on whose is the best one.
[M] And the third one is we're gonna have a random challenge, we don't know what it is. [S] Right.
And then whoever loses will have to face dire punishments. (Don't you mean consequences?) (Dramatic Dun dun dun nuh nuh!!!) Oh.
[S] By the way, Martina is going to lose. [M] And by dire we mean, just embarrassing punishments.
Are you going to be a big cheater? [S] Not at all. [M] Pfft, he's going to be a big cheater.
(Myeongdong Station, Exit 5.) (W.A.N.K Music)
[Both] We're in Myeongdong!
[M] It's getting pretty dark, since it's the wintertime. [S] Yep.
[S] It's the best time to go when it's dark, because that's when it's really busy. When people are working, then it's kind of dead.
[M] And we wanted to show you guys the sparkling, bright Christmas lights, which is way I am decked out in my Christmas gear.
I put on my Christmas unicorn ears. Unicorn ears? Reindeer ears. [S] There aren't any Christmas unicorns.
And I've got on my Christmas lights, and you can put batteries inside, and they light up. I'm so excited, I'm flipping out. [S] They're antlers.
[M] They're antlers. [S] They're antlers. [M] Ok, let's go! Let's go meet Santa in Myeongdong. Yay!
(Click) [S] Good. My turn. [M] 3, 2, 1. (Click) It's beautiful. [S] Awesome.
[M] I've found my Engrish challenge of the day. (Find creative Engrish, check.) This one was right in my face as soon as I got here.
Everybody, take a look. (Photo Zone) Please take pictures, go up. Merry Christmas.
[S] You can't change it, now. [M] I can't change it, it's mine. [S] You're stuck with that one.
[M] Merry Christmas! Go up. (Ding goes the bells)
(W.A.N.K Music) (Some of the names of shops: Nature Republic, The Face Shop, and TONYMOLY)
(W.A.N.K Music)
(W.A.N.K Music) (Score! Taeyang socks!)
(W.A.N.K Music) (And Daesung too!)
($2.00 well spent.) (Two dollars well spent.)
Ok, so I've clearly found the most winning Engrish sign here today.
It's right there: we make more a mild winter. What?
What? We make more a mild winter?
Martina's sign sucks. [M] No, because...
[S] We make more a mild winter. (Uses an accent) [M] No, you know why my sign doesn't suck? Because this is about pajamas.
So, obviously, they're making your winter more mild because you are wearing pajamas.
[S] We make more a mild winter? No, that doesn't make sense. [M] It's fine.
(Pose in front of a Kpop idol, check.) Ok, I'm going for my choice,
of course, this is where You're Beautiful was being filmed.
So, I'm gonna go for the all-encompassing Jang Geun Suk, of course. (Sinu takes Minam on a "phone" date around Myeongdong.)
(Kids cheer: Yay!) (Martina sings) I will promise you, du nune noman damgo saragalkke. (By A.N.Jell)
(Dramatic Dun Dun with drums) (FYI: Simon nailed this challenge getting off the subway.)
I've got a question. Ayy girl, can I make you some soup?
[M] Oh, Simon's done one. It's not fair, I wanted to do that picture.
[S] This is the easiest one. [M] No. [S] Get your own.
(Do we hear.... "Eat Your Kimchi"...? O_O) Ahhhhh!! (OMG! Awesome fans!!!) (Both laugh)
How are you? [S] Hi. How's it going? We watch your videos in our school, I'm a teacher. [S] Oh, awesome!
May I take a picture together? [S] Sure, ok.
[S] Well, thank you. (all say: Thank you) Alright, thank you, Merry Christmas, everyone!
(Alarm) (Challenge time!!!)
(Martina in an announcer's voice) Bbopki Challenge!
(The Bbopki challenge) So, basically this is traditional korean candy, and it's made with sugar and baking soda.
[S] It tastes like a crunchy bar you could say, without the chocolate. [M] The inside of a crunchy bar, yeah.
So, the person who makes it will put a stamp on it, and you're supposed to be able to break around the edges. [S] Uh-huh.
[M] And, not break the picture in the middle. [S] Without breaking inside of the stamp.
[M] So, our challenge today is gonna be, who can break off the most and keep the image in one piece without breaking the image?
(Ding) (Fight!!!)
[S] Duh, nananana.
[M] This is completely... unfair. [S] Look at that.
(Dramatic music)
[S] I think it's pretty safe to say that I rocked Martina in this one. [M] Did you finish the...
(Dramatic music) [M] Oh, I saw that. [S] Uh-huh, I'm finished. [M] I saw that cheater!
(Instant Replay) (Cheater Camera)
[M] What's this? Nana. [S] Look, I have a little sliver of an ear off.
I think it's clear to say, I taste a winner. Yay yuh!
(Ding) (Fight!!!)
It already has a hairline fracture in it. I'm terrified. Ok, can you see what I'm doing? [S] Break it in half. Hey, hey, hey, this isn't nibble time.
[M] Nom nom nom nom nom. Oh, god. Oh god! [S] Oh god!
[M] It's fine. [S] C'mon. [M] Don't pressure me.
(Ding) [S] Ok, it's clear you are the winner, and I'm the loser. [M] Winner! Na na na na. Nana nah!
[S] Ok. So, I lost the Bbopki challenge. Now I have to roll the punishment die, as you can see here.
Whatever I roll is gonna be my punishment. There it is on the paper.
(Coughs) As if I wasn't sick enough already, isn't that punishment enough for you? (Dramatic, sad music) [M] Stop it.
[S] You guys, you guys are sick. [M] Stop it, you're just a sore loser. [S] Want to watch me suffer?
[M] Sore, sore loser. [S] Ok, are we ready? Here we go. I'm gonna roll the die.
[S] And... oh god. (Bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk) Four.
[S] I have to do a ten second public dance, do that when we're outside.
[M] You can choose your own dance. [S] I choose my own dance. [M] But, you also have to sing a song with it. [S] Ok.
[M] Because otherwise, it would be weird. [S] Ayy, girl.
Um, so it's time for me to do my punishment dance, and I gotta dance in public for ten seconds.
I don't really know a ten second long dance, so I'm gonna splice together some of the Wonder Girls' "Be My Baby". .
[M] Uh, it's pretty good. It's not a very busy alleyway, so Simon doesn't have to feel like... [S] That's right,
but people are still looking at us because we've got a big camera and a microphone.
[M] Oh, you look so little, Simon. Ok, go for it. I'm gonna count.
(Please, be my baaaby...) (Simon... you disappoint me...)
(What? Whaaa???) [M] With more enthusiasm.
[S] There is no enthusiam with this music. [M] Oh, (Korean). Ok, you're done. You're done. You're done. [S] Awesome.
[M] How do you feel? [S] Embarrassed. I don't like the punishment die anymore. (Martina laughs) (You know you love my OSM (awesome) dance skills)
[M] Just remember how lenient I was on you. [S] How were you lenient?
[M] I picked a deserted alleyway for you, that's very lenient.
[S] I disagree.
There is nothing deserted about this place. [M] Good counterargument, Simon.
[S] So that's it for us WANKing in Myeongdong. (Click the link in the video or box below to read more about it on their site)
[S] So that's it for us WANKing in Myeongdong. (Click the link in the video or box below to read more about it on our site)
[S] So that's it for us WANKing in Myeongdong. (Click the link in the video or box below to read more about it on their site)
[M] If you have an idea of where you want us to go for next week's WANKing video, (Click the link in the video or box below to read more about it on their site)
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[S] let us know in the comments below.
[M] And, don't forget to vote on your favorite use of Engrish.
Pick me. [S] I think I definitely won.
[M] I think mine was definitely better.
[S] Don't forget to subscribe for more WANKing adventures.
[M] You're gonna be a big loser next week as well.
[S] I don't think so. [M] I think so.
[S] Hey, this is the song that I danced to.
(Gong) Thanks for watching W.A.N.K of EYK!