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Thanks for tuning into iRL NEWZ... I'm Hans Idle the newest meme on the internet seems to be
the "Perfect Split"
which started in china
when a girl named Sina posted this picture to the chinese micro-blogging
site
Weibo and now hundreds of stretchy asian girls are posting similar pictures
all over the interwebs just for you and i look at so without further ado ... Your Welcome
So, do you like seeing pretty girls swim with Dolphins?
yeah me too unfortunately that's not what happened in Fort Desoto Park
Florida when a woman was photographed by Beachgoers riding... a manatee! So Why is
this news well because manatees are protected and messing with it is a
misdemeanor... oh and by the way
this is actually the woman
i know she looks like a sea cow... so it's confusing
the lady actually later identified itself to police and won't be charged
because a deputy was not present to see the infraction...
but the question on my mind is "What the Hell is happening in THIS picture? And I
think that Manatee is getting ***!
Oh well, maybe we thought she was the little mermaid
looks more like Ursula the Sea Witch to me....
well if you like watching girls walk away
Then you're in luck!
Brazil's Bum Bum Padgeant is just what you've been looking! The national
competition pits twenty seven girls with rediculous rear-views against one another
to find out who's got the purdiest backside in brazil. There's even a website
where you can go and look at videos just like this one of all twenty seven
contestants and then VOTE for your favorite ***!
Man! Look at that Cinematography....
Steven Spielberg eat your heart out personally my favorite part was when they
Showed her Bum....
Hulk Hogans sextape has finally made it to the internet...
i did a story that is back in April, Yeah there it is. It was gross then...
... its still gross now....
link below if your interest
and in my last story.. a German Liquor company is now offering a limited is edition
line of ***
that has been poured over a models naked ***
before bottling
The G- spirits company guarantees
that the Rums, Whiskeys and Vodkas had actually be poured
over a woman's chest for example ... Rum number one was poured over twenty
three-year-old Amina Melakonas ***
which apparently makes it worth
about one hundred and sixty six dollars a bottle.... WOW
health concerns aside this seems like a rip-off
I mean if you head down to your your local college bar you can do jello shots out of drunk girls
Navels for next to nothing...
i mean not that i would ever do that
especially if my wife is watching...
but not that I would ever do that anyway....
anyway that's all the stories I've got for you on iRL Newz.. I hope you enjoyed the show. Links are
down the bottom as they always are. Things are a little different here at the end so I'll point some stuff out...
if you click over here on the box office
you'll be taken to last week's video if you missed in over here in the coming
soon well that's next week's video it probably isn't there yet but uh...Just
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I'm Hans Idle... you are not! Don't forget to hookup with me on facebook, twitter
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posted this picture to social micro chinese blogging website Weibo
its some kind of micro-blogging website ... i don't know....