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Why hello, Pinkamena; I'm glad that you could make it.
Your story sets the standard; My story effing BREAKS it!
For pure shock value, the winning story's mine. I do mass pony killings; you do one at a time.
Oh, so you killed a friend, ooh, that's so mean...
Scootaloo was like a freaking SISTER to me!
Cupcakes is old news; Rainbow Fac's current events, So turn around and head on back to your creepy dungeon basement.
You mass produce your killings. Dashie, that's so lame!
I bet you don't remember even HALF those ponies' names!
At least when I kill ponies, I make it personalized. You push ponies in a grinder and you send them for a ride.
And grinding ponies up? That's over way too fast. If you're gonna kill a pony, you gotta make it LAST!
I make sure that I'M the last thing they ever see. How dare you even THINK that you're crueler than me?
You're trapped in the factory, it wasn't your intent, As for me, I chose this path. Pinkamena represent!
Hey! I didn't choose this path, but now it suits me fine!
Psh! Whatever, Dashie; I can tell you're lying.
Shut up, Pinkamena! Worthless wh-re of a mare!
You don't even keep your trophies! I don't think you really care...
My killings have a reason, but yours are just for fun!
Yep!
A world without a rainbow? Like a world without a sun!
I love to watch their prospects dim, the hope fade from their eyes,
They think that they'll be working, then they painfully realize
All they do is wait in line 'til I send them to their deaths!
I love to torture slowly too! ...Pinkie's unimpressed.
From the crib! Crush their ribs and drain them of their spectra!
When you start using 'lectric shocks, maybe THEN I will respect 'ya.
There is blood on my hooves as the rainbows tally up! Sorry, Pinkamena, this time YOUR number came up.
Too late for that, Dashie; I already won. My tale was spinnin' sequels before you'd even begun.
Bronies think they're tough; it leaves them shaking like a mouse, My story even frightened off the wondrous Lauren Faust!
Your story is a rip-off! Lame just like the rest! My story's STILL banned everywhere BECAUSE IT IS THE BEST!
So fly on back to Cloudsdale, and if I see you again, I'll cut you up and eat you because you're my bestest friend!