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*Idiot shouting*
Alright, I'm Joe.
And I've been thinking lately,
I haven't seen a lot of women jewlery
robbers out on the news lately.
*Idiot shouting*
Thank you
And, I think I know the reason why.
Picture this: two girls walk into a jewlery store,
pull out guns and say "Put all the jewlery in the bag."
"Jeez, OK, I'll put it in, I'll put it in."
So then, she stops a minute and goes "Look at
that rock! Oh my gosh, it's that big!
"Why won't my Kevin buy one for me?
Becky, Becky, come here, come here Becky.
"Look at that ring, its beautiful!
Please, officer, officer, did you see that rock?
"It was that big!"
And I think that might be a general
scenerio of a jewlery robbery with women.
And, while we are on the subject of women
and jewlery.
I got a girlfriend yesterday.
*Idiots shouting*
But then again, I also saw Towns being carried away
by flying monkeys and my unicorn pooped a rainbow.
So I'm questioning that whole scenerio.
And, this new transit system, I've taken more
tours around Liberty than I've ever wanted to.
Like, "Oh, it's East? I don't live here.
The Inn, really, I'm at the Inn?
"Holy crap, its Towns being carried by flying monkeys.
How is this happening?"
And, what about Snowflex?
Who thought it a good idea to get velcro
put water on it, and snowboard down it.
I mean, when you snowboard on snow, and fall down
you end up at the bottom with no dignity.
If you fall down on snowflex, you end
up at the bottom with no skin.
That's not my idea of fun.
And, what's up with the ROT?
If something is bland, why do they throw on
numerous amounts of onions and peppers.
Its like "Hey Tony, this meatloaf is kinda nasty."
*Idiot shouting*
"Throw some onions and peppers on it, they'll
love it, it'll be fine."
"BOOOOOOOOOO"
I love you.
"Hey, hey Tony these pancakes are kinda bland."
"Throw some peppers and onions on it, it'll be fine."
Alright, I'm going to leave you with one last joke.
I've got a couple questions.
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck,
if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
*Idiot shouting*
As much wood as a wood chuck could chuck,
if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
But, How much wood could a wood chuck chuck,
if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris?
All of it!