Tip:
Highlight text to annotate it
X
The year is 1844.
In the province of Gascogne
there existes a man
known by the name of D'artagnan.
And on this stormy night,
D'artagnan had a dream...
I think I have to go to Paris
and become a Musketeer.
The Three Musketeers
Hmmm, what should I do?
I have to go the washroom
but at the same time,
I have to keep my banana.
What should I do?
Ahh... Hello
Hello, Mr.
Can you hold my banana
While I go to the washroom?
Why of course
2 minutes later
Checkmate!
Crap!
Ahhh... hey!
You ate my banana!
No
Athos, Porthos come here!
Aramis, what is happening?
That man ate my banana
Aha, a criminal.
I hate criminals.
Yes.
It was just a banana.
It was more than a banana,
it was my banana
Defend yourself!
Any last words?
It's the musketeers!
Ah, sacred blue!
Come with us!
Stop, stop!
Aramis, Porthos, defend yourself
Huh?
Where did they go?
Where are we?
Thank you for saving us.
What can we do to repay you?
I want to become a musketeer.
Ok.
So why were the soldiers chasing you?
Because hats are illegal in France.
What's this?
What is it?
It's a diagram of the house of Col. Richelieu
Who's Colonel Richelieu?
The Colonel Richelieu
is the man responsible
for the law banning hats.
I think I have an idea...
D'artagnan, what are we doing?
I'm going to teach him a little lesson
Look!
Run! Run fast!
Soldier! What happened?
We had a break in.
Someone destroyed all your
fruits and vegetables.
Noooo!
Who did this?
We found no evidence except for a
wallet with the name and address of
someone named D'artagnan.
But it's probably nothing.
Hmmm... D'artagnan
If this D'artagnan wants a war,
I'll give him a war.
(wookie scream)
Your monkey is dead.
Noooooo!!!
(crying)
I want my revenge.
(phone ringing)
Hello.
Hello.
It's D'artagnan.
Come to the field
tomorrow at noon.
Colonel Richelieu
Yes?
Today is the last
day of your life.
Attack!
Porthos! No!
Porkey!
I got my revenge.
The End