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DENTON SPARKS: You guys need to stop talking about what
you're going to do, and what you want to do, and what
you're thinking about doing, and what you're considering
doing, and just shut up and get out there and do it!
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
AGENT TALON: Repeat: I see multiple
targets coming your way.
Watch your six.
DENTON SPARKS: What?
Say again, what?
AGENT TALON: You're being surrounded.
You have to get out of there.
DENTON SPARKS: I can't.
I'm pinned down.
ELECTRONIC WOMAN'S VOICE: You have a new notification.
ONLINE FRIEND 1: I'm thinking of riding my bike
to work every day.
I need to get back into shape.
DENTON SPARKS: Yeah, do it.
ONLINE FRIEND 2: I'm thinking of starting
a Kickstarter campaign.
DENTON SPARKS: Do it.
ONLINE FRIEND 3: I'm thinking about going back on my diet.
DENTON SPARKS: There was a reason why you stopped.
ONLINE FRIEND 4: I'm thinking about writing a short story.
DENTON SPARKS: You an accountant, man.
You ain't gon' do ***.
ONLINE FRIEND 5: I gotta start having more fun.
I never have any fun.
DENTON SPARKS: And what makes you think you're gonna start?
ONLINE FRIEND 6: I'm thinking about cutting my hair.
DENTON SPARKS: Well I'm thinking, you're just saying
that to get some attention right now.
ONLINE FRIEND 7: I'm thinking I should start my own charity
for homeless people.
ONLINE FRIEND 8: I'm thinking about starting a club for
single geeks.
ONLINE FRIEND 9: I think I'm over sugar.
I'm done with sugar.
ONLINE FRIEND 10: I am moving out of my parents' basement.
ONLINE FRIEND 11: I'm taking flying lessons next year.
DENTON SPARKS: Please!
Stop talking about it and just do it.
ONLINE FRIEND 12: Whatever, Sparky.
I bet you're just sitting there, scared to do something
in your life.
DENTON SPARKS: Oh yeah?
ONLINE FRIEND 12: Yeah.
ONLINE FRIEND 13: Yeah.
DENTON SPARKS: Okay fine.
DENTON SPARKS: Well I'm thinking about venturing out
into the world.
ONLINE FRIEND 12: You should do it.
ONLINE FRIEND 14: Go for it, man!
ONLINE FRIEND 12: Go, go, go!
DENTON SPARKS: I'm, I'm gonna do it!
DENTON SPARKS: Aaaaahhh!
DENTON SPARKS: Ah.
I am thinking this was a bad idea.
Thanks a lot, guys.
ONLINE FRIEND 15: Hey, happy birthday.
ONLINE FRIEND 16: Happy birthday, Sparky!
DENTON SPARKS: Do I even know you?
SHEILA: My world is over.
DENTON SPARKS: 'S, 'scuse me.
Sheila what, what's wrong?
SHEILA: It's nothing.
DENTON SPARKS: If there's nothing wrong, then why is
your world over?
SHEILA: [WEEPS]
DENTON SPARKS: Jesus Christ.