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Hey Jesus, what's happening?
Hey Mohhamad, not much, same old same old. Hey Mohhamad, not much,
same old same old
How've you been?
kind off pissed off right now.Today's draw Muhammad day...Again.
Every year in May those nutcases get together and make drawings of me,
just because some t_v_ cartoon show was censored
And of course all those pesky riots and murders
because some dude rendered a likeness of me.
Oh, poor baby! They made a drawing of me!
Booo *** hoo!
my dad gave them very simple instructions
no *** renderings
No carvings, no likeness, no *** pottery!
Because pottery is also very gay and he hates that.
but look around
EVERY *** church has a *** picture of me hanging on that *** cross.
ME *** Christ!
Every time I take a glance into this *** I have to be reminded
that I was *** tortured?
I know, ***, I was there, remember? ***!
Yeah, but you're Mr. forgiveness and they don't do it maliciously
they just don't know any better
But I get drawn as a ***, an illiterate and a ***.
aren't you
i never *** a pig
Anyway, Always wanted to ask, What's with that cross thing anyway?
did you run out of head chopping swords
I took all the sins of mankind away, so all can be forgiven. Seriously? All?
Seriously? All?
Yes... as long as they belived in me of course.
Kinda weird... what did the victims say? What do you mean?
Well, for example
he guy who *** that girl and killed her husband in front of her, remember?
You forgave him.
how did the girl feel about that
shouldn't she have a say in it?
hell no
I'm all knowing dude.
Can't have logic or law in my way.
I need believers
Preferably in the right demographic.
i don't give a *** what they do as long as they believe
I get these hindhu and buddist and atheist goody two shoes all the time, caring for their
communitys, selfless, even turning the other cheek...
*** em, they go straight to hell if they don't believe in me. Heathens!
Hey, That's what I'm saying!
Allah is the only true god, and non believers
will be exterminated. I guess we have more in common than we realize