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Encoded by Sujit Menon Enjoy!
This is not a story that took place in India.
It's a story that took me to India.
Like all other Indians I have always loved India.
But for quite some time I had been asking myselves
WHY???
Because it is my country.
Then, I was hit by realization.
It is the only country I have to love.
And that shook me.
It shook me,shook me and shook me.
What if I had other options?
Then a swamiji told me an interesting story.
In the last few days of my previous birth,
(Cricket commentary in the background)
Doctor! Doctor! How is the situation?
Not good my friend. India is 130 for 2. They now depend only on Sachin.
What? I am asking about my brother.
Oh! I'm really sorry. Actually his condition is also not good and he'll be needing a surgery I guess. It will cost a lot of money.
Don't worry about money. I just won 1 crore rupees in a lottery.
Oh! That is great. But don't tell this to your brother because, He has high blood pressure.
and if you tell him and if he gets excited he'll just go ALL OUT.
Another wicket down. I think I'll have to leave this room. This room is not lucky for me.
Today India will surely lose.
No, dude. Even today India will win.
100 bucks says it won't.
100 it is, then.
What do you think? Will he survive? He's young. I guess he'll survive.
100 bucks says he won't live. 100 it is then.
Hey dude. Is everything OK?
Yeah. Its a very close match. Sachin is playing really well.
What is this man?
What the hell is going on?
(Heart beat escalates)
(Heart beat stops)
Pity! He died between the match. You're right.
So where's my 100 bucks?
Whatever...
(India loses the match) So where's my 100 bucks?
(SOUL RISES)
Even after death they make you wait for a long long time.
When finally...
(YAMRAJ, King of Hell arrives) So welcome to Mrityulok.(Hell)
CONGRATULATIONS! Now you are officially dead.
What? Can someone be unofficially dead too?
HAHAHA!!! Have you heard about ghosts?
Anyway. Wear your I-card at all times.
The dead tell me you were quite a lively man. Okey, now lets talk about your CGPA.
CGPA ?
You mean like in Engineering colleges?
Yeah! Cumulative grade for PAAP(sinful deeds) and PUNYA(virtuous deeds) when alive.
It also decides what options you have for your next life.
You don't have to worry, because you have earned a 9.6 which can easily get you the life of a human. People who score less than 5 are forced to choose between worms and pigs.
That would be disgusting.
You bet it would be.
Guide him to the human section.
You can choose any country for you rebirth.
I gotta go.
All the best. Hope to meet you soon.
Not pig.
(Enters the human section)
(The Corridor of Countries) Okey, now time to select my birthplace. I mean the country.
Just pick the door and walk right in.
Its quite hell of a decision. So I decided to take my time.
So how do you feel about the USA?
I don't know. What's in it for me?
Two Words.
Pamela Anderson.
So do you wanna be famous? Yeah, No. What is wrong with you? Don't you wanna be happy?
Dude look, do you like food?
Yeah, two words...
French Fries.
I don't know what to tell you man. You look like a nice guy to me.
You're what? A 9.6.
Crazy!!! Two words.. Black girls, White girls, Skinny girls, Fat girls, Tall girls, Small girls
And that is why you deserve to come to the United States.
So how do you feel now?
Why are all these people running?
Two words...
Just wait.
Oh God! Pakistan
(Tendulkar hits a six)
(Enters India to see the match)