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[ Noises ]
[ Silence ]
[ Music ]
>> [Telephone ringing] Next caller, Richard Head.
>> Hello, this is Brittany.
>> Hey, Brittany.
>> Hi, what's your name?
>> Richard, but call me ***, *** [laughter].
That's what my mama called me.
[laughter]
>> Okay, ***, what do you like?
>> Cake. Cake.
Today's my birthday.
>> Happy birthday, ***.
What do you want for your birthday?
>> Okay.
[ Video Game Noises ]
[ Telephone Ringing and Baby Crying ]
>> Next caller, Raul Flores.
>> Hello.
>> Hey.
You got a fat donkey?
>> Donkey, what do you mean, baby?
>> Stupid ***.
>> Freaky ***.
>> Puta pauta.
>> [Background Music] A mama that bakes me cakes
and lets me suck her big fat ***.
[laughter]
Speakerphone.
[ Music ]
[ Telephone Ringing ]
>> This is Trixie.
>> Trixie.
Me gusta tu nombre.
Trixie, you got a fat donkey?
>> Donkey? What the ***?
>> A fat ***.
>> I sure do, baby, and I just wiped it.
[Toilet flushing]
>> That is *** rude, ***.
[ Speaking in Foreign Language ]
>> Next caller, Raul Flores.
>> Hello, this is Brittany.
>> You got a fat donkey, ***?
>> Oh yeah.
>> How fat is that ***?
>> My *** is so fat...
>> Huh?
>> ...it's got its own zip code.
[ Laughter ]
>> ***, you are funny.
I like it.
Hey, hey, what's your name?
>> Brittany.
>> Brittany, do you have dark hair?
>> Yeah.
>> Oh, because I like my *** with dark hair and big donkeys.
Hey, are you a *** star, ***?
>> No, I'm just the sexy girl next door.
>> Ah, puta madre.
That's why you like that ***, huh?
>>Hey, answer me, ***.
That's why you like that ***, right?
>> Yeah.
>> [Background Music] Ah, I knew it .
[Laughter]
They all like it.
That's why I keep getting away with it.
>> With what?
>> With raping you ***.
Number 10, you were the *** I *** last night, eh?
You hear me?
Scream, ***.
[ Speaking in Foreign Language and Music ]
[ Noises and Dog Barking ]
[ Music ]
[ Dialing of phone]
[Telephone ringing]
Next caller, Paul Hampton.
>> Hello.
>> Hey, you a dirty little girl?
>> I sure am, baby.
>> [Background Music] Ah, call me, daddy.
What do you look like?
>> I've got long blonde hair, big blue eyes,
size double D 34 ***.
>> I like them flat chested, just like my babysitters
and my daughter, Tina.
>> What'd you say?
>> Suck it Tina.
Suck daddy's juicy pickle.
[ Music and Sighing ]
[ Bell Ringing and Music ]
I'm afraid we're going
to have to let you go, James.
>> But why?
[ Music ]
>> *** harassment will not be tolerated on these antiques.
>> Who did I sexually harass?
[ Music ]
>> You need to pack your things and you need to go.
>> But no one else works here.
[ Music ]
[ Glass Breaking ]
[ Pay Phone Dialing ]
[ Telephone ringing]
>>Next caller: Dudley Elvis Johnson.
>> Hello, this is Priscilla.
>> Oh, Priscilla, I'm so glad I got through.
I kept getting Candy and Misty, and Trixie's lines.
You're so busy, baby.
[Chuckles]
Always good to hear your voice, darling.
Look, I really need to talk to you.
>> You sound out of breath.
>> Well, hitting redial got me all lathered up, baby.
Our connection's always been loyal as a hound dog.
You hear me talking to you, baby?
>> Loud and clear.
Are you still upset about your urges towards women?
>> Oh, you got it, darling.
You remember that good looking girl I met
from the park, long red hair?
>> Little Annie?
>> Your memory's like a fried peanut butter
and banana sandwich.
[Chuckles]
>> What's the latest on little Annie?
>> Well, little Annie slides into the caddy like always.
[Background Music] She asked me if I liked strangulation.
Elvis ain't into choking.
Good night baby.
Oh, tune it in.
She's on my balls like a hungry boll weevil,
really getting after it.
She asked me to let her stretch her legs a little bit
so we walk behind some trees.
King likes to please.
She asked me to choke her, so I did.
[ Woman Screaming ]
I'm all shook up.
And then I see her eyes roll to the back of her head and I stop.
[ Man Grunting and Music ]
[ Woman Screaming and Music ]
[ Music ]
[Background Music] Something went wrong so I left.
[Car Noises] Well, later that evening I was sitting
down at the dinner table with my husband and dog.
I could still smell little Annie's pumpkin pie all
over my hands.
You with me so far, Priscilla?
>> Yeah.
>> Well, all I could think about is little Annie
so I excused myself from the dinner table
so I could go polish the fish pump
in the bathroom, you know what I mean?
[Beeping]
Dangit baby, I got to take this other call, baby, okay?
Hold on a minute.
>> Okay.
>> Dudley's Antiques, this is Dudley speaking.
How may I help you?
>> Man, this *** is racist.
>> Excuse me?
>> You all sold me a raggedy *** fan
and the *** caught fire.
Got smoke all over my shades.
>> I can assure you sir; no one here's a racist, okay.
You just hold on while I pull up your records.
>> Hurry up, ***.
>> You still with me, Priscilla?
>> I'm still here.
>> Well, anyway, it's been five days and I've got a hankering
to return to the levee.
>> Maybe you should take a vacation with your husband,
make love to him and the urges will disappear.
>> But all I can think about when I'm
with him is little Annie.
I mean I've even got him wearing little red wigs for me.
>> I didn't think Elvis liked men with little red wigs.
>> Oh, Elvis is into all kinds of things.
[ Music and Bell Ringing ]
It's getting' crazy here in Graceland.
I'm going to have to call you back.
[ Music ]
>> Next Caller, John Taylor.
>> [Background Music] Hey, fishnet toes.
What you doing little perfect goddess with the feet?
Yeah, what you going to do with those toes?
Yeah.
>> It's so big.
>> Yeah, yeah.
Oh yeah.
[ Music and Noises ]
>> I don't know how you can do that.
>> What?
>>What?
Are you *** kidding me?
All I'm saying is that I could introduce you to one
of Larry's lawyer buddies, but you never show
up at any of my dinner parties.
They all think I'm nuts anyway posing in some great dress
on this rickety old boat in Venice.
>> Don't rock the boat.
>> Since when do you care what Larry's lawyer buddies
think anyway?
Besides, aren't they all married?
>> Since Larry became VP of the Tuscany Law Firm,
very influential people, Summer, men with money.
Men that could change your life married or not.
>> Lisa, men have already changed my life.
>> I mean in a good way.
I need a break.
Look, I think that you are a really talented artist.
And who cares what that *** curator
in the Palisades said about you?
But honey, you're not getting any younger
and in the last three years that I've known you,
you have not been on one date.
I mean look at you, you're selling face paint
and sage on the boardwalk.
What are you, a ***?
Not that it matters or anything.
>> No, I just haven't met a good man.
>> Well then, come to my dinner party on Saturday.
It's my 10-year wedding anniversary for Christ's sakes.
There will be successful good men there.
>> I'm not going to be some married guy's mistress.
>> They're not all married.
Jesus, I'm just trying to help you here.
>> Help me so I can be a rich housewife with fake ***, Botox,
and a private trainer?
That's not my dream.
I am an artiste.
>> And I'm a consorting contractor.
>> You're a melancholy artist/phone sex operator
who lives on this boat and I get that you have
to supplement your income, but honey you can still be an artist
and not have to live on this rattletrap, you know.
>> I love this boat.
>> All right.
[Counting money] Here's $300.
Larry will give you the rest when he picks up the painting
and try not to talk to one of those perverts while he's here.
>> Perverts are men among us, men like your Larry.
>> Just what is that supposed to mean?
Larry wouldn't so much as even look at another woman,
let alone need to call one for...
>> To ***?
[Chuckles] How do you know what Larry thinks?
>> It's called trust, dear.
>> Trust me; you have a lot to learn about men.
>> And what makes you such the expert?
>> If listening to men's fantasies doesn't making you an
expert on men, I don't know what does.
>> All right, but you just need to get laid by the right man.
So I will see you on Saturday, darling.
[ Music ]
>> [Background Music] Stay straight, baby.
Right down the middle.
>> You knocked the *** out of that one, Larry.
>> Step aside, ladies, time for the big dog
to show you how it's done [laughter].
[ Music ]
[ Music and Laughter ]
***.
>> Having trouble with your stick again, Stanley [laughter]?
>> What the *** you laughing at?
>> Loser.
>> I've got to get a new mistress.
[ Music ]
[ Music and Laughter ]
>> Looking to separate the men from the boys.
>> Why don't you give me that stick?
>> I'll remember that the next time I'm caught screwing the
babysitter [laughter].
>> Yeah, but you see this babysitter?
>> She's hot.
>> Eighteen, tight little ***, smoking little ***, gorgeous.
>> So what.
I've hit strange.
At least she's 21.
[ Music and Laughter ]
>> Sweet tasting ***, but dumb as a rock.
Anyway, I'd never bury my bone
in a teenage girl no matter how stacked she was.
>> Never say never.
[ Music ]
>> [Background Music] What the -- what in the...
>> Sorry Dr. Long.
>> You ***.
>> Are you okay?
>> Oh my God, he punched me hard in my noggin.
>> So how was it?
>> It was like a -- like a new Ferrari, smooth as silk.
>> So did you smooth things over with the wife yet?
>> Oh yeah, gave her a spa treatment and a fur mink.
Yeah, I told her I was just thinking
about her the whole time.
>> Nice. [Laughter] Really nice.
>> And it worked.
>> It always does, my friend, it always does [laughter].
>> Next hole.
>> Yep.
[ Music ]
[ Music and Telephone Ringing ]
>> Hello.
>> Hey, Summer, Detective Brown here, how you doing?
>> Hey, Detective Brown, how's it going?
Real good.
You know I promised your mom I'd check
in on you every now and then.
>> Oh, thank you.
>> You still living on that houseboat?
>> Yeah, still living on the boat, painting,
selling sage on the boardwalk.
>> You painting anything special?
>> No, portraits mainly.
>> Oh, that's nice.
Well, listen, I'm moving my office down to the beach,
thought you ought to know.
>> Oh, that's great.
I rollerblade a lot, maybe I'll bump into you.
>> That'd be great.
So listen, you be sure to call me
if you ever need anything, don't hesitate, okay.
>> Okay. Thanks for calling.
>> You're welcome.
You take care of yourself now.
>> Okay, bye.
>> Bye.
[ Noises and Music ]
Skate here often Bill?
I love your urine-stained shorts.
>> I come prepared.
[ Music ]
[ Music and Woman Sighing ]
>> Wow, Amber sure is getting big.
>> That's Andrew.
That's Amber.
>> Right.
>> Are you still journaling?
>> Yes and now I'm recording the calls.
>> Really, what do you wish to gain from that?
>> Proof.
>> Proof. Proof of what?
>> Of how sick men are.
Most women have no clue.
>> Do you remember the story about the frog and the scorpion?
About how the scorpion asked the frog if he could get a ride
on his back to get to the other side of the lake?
>> And the frog said, "No, you'll sting me when we get
to the middle and kill me," but the scorpion promised
that he wouldn't, but sure enough when they got
to the middle of the lake, the scorpion stung the frog
and the frog said, "Why did you do that?"
And the scorpion said, "I can't help it,
I'm a scorpion, that's my nature."
That story?
>> That's the one.
The lesson is acceptance.
We can only change ourselves.
Do you think by taping the calls it's going
to bring you closure regarding the issues with your stepfather?
>> It's not about him.
>> In previous sessions,
you said that when you were little they didn't believe you,
that when you finally told your mother, she went into denial
and your stepfather was never charged.
Isn't that the source of your frustrations?
>> Yes, but I...
>> Then why record their fantasies?
>> What if they're not all fantasies?
What if they're actually doing it?
>> That's neither here nor there.
Life is about choices, Summer, and you choose to --
to subject yourself to deviants.
Quit the phone job.
>> I understand that, I do.
But most of these calls are normal professional men married
with kids.
It's disturbing.
For example, I had a PE coach call my lines the other day
who was fantasizing about one of his players.
[ Cheerleaders ]
[ Music ]
>> [Background Music] Hey, its coach.
Yeah, the girls are teasing me again.
Yeah, well they're all teases.
Little Emily, she's the best.
>> How would you feel if Amber's teacher was fantasizing
about having sex with her, huh?
>> Not very good, I'm sure.
However, there is no law against fantasizing and quite frankly,
I would rather not know.
>> You would change your mind after hearing these tapes.
I just spoke with a guy who may have strangled a girl,
another guy who was jerking off to the fantasy
of his own daughter sucking his ***,
and another guy who admitted to ***.
Women need to know how sick some men really are.
Somebody needs to do something.
Thoughts manifest action -- your words of wisdom, remember?
>> So what are you going to do about it?
>> Something radical, obviously, to get people to listen.
>> Like what, take the law into your own hands?
>> Maybe.
>> You're mixed up from that job.
Quit the job; get over it.
You're not dirty Harriet.
[ Music ]
[ Traffic Noises ]
>> You're getting in the wrong car, baby, come on.
>> Whew.
[ Dialing Phone ]
>> [Phone ringing] [Inaudible] Police Department,
what's your emergency?
>> I was told by a man named Dudley Johnson
that he may have strangled a girl;
put her body near some trees near the levee.
>> And how did you obtain this information?
[ Noises ]
[ Music and Singing ]
>> [Background Music] Summer, hey there.
>> You're early.
>> Is that okay?
My meeting ended sooner than I thought and Lisa's dying
to see the finished portrait.
>> Of course, it's in the bedroom.
>> You going on a trip?
>> Actually, I -- I haven't decided
but right now I'm on my way out, so.
Feel free to look around and make yourself at home
and I'll see you tonight at the party.
>> Oh, good, you are coming.
>> Wouldn't miss it.
[ Noises ]
[ Music ]
[ Noises ]
>> [Laughter] Oh my God.
[ Music ]
>> [Background Music] And may you have many more years
of bliss just like Ann and I.
>> [Noises and applause] Thank you, too.
>> Look at that group.
[ Music and Noises ]
[ Music and Noises ]
>> [Background Music] Summer, you're here, jeans and all.
Never mind, come on in, I want to introduce you to some people.
>> There's that talented artist, huh?.
>> Stanley.
Stanley, Anna come here.
I want you to meet Summer, she's a very talented portrait artist.
>> Ah, so Larry tells me.
I was admiring your work in the hallway.
>> Stanley is an entertainment lawyer.
He plays golf with Tom Hanks.
>> Not very often.
He's not that good, actually.
Here -- here's my card, I know a lot of movie producers always
on the hunt for backdrops for their films --
adds production value.
>> He knows a lot of movie producers.
He represents the studios.
>> So have you painted anyone besides Lisa?
>> Stanley, she can paint pretty much anything that you want.
[ Music and Noises ]
>> Excuse me.
>> Man, I would love to eat her ***.
[ Music and Noises ]
>> Enjoying yourself?
>> Yes, thank you.
And congratulations.
>> Hmm, thank you.
Lisa's a wonderful person, best thing that ever happened to me.
>> May I have a word with you in private?
>> Of course.
[ Music and Noises ]
>>What can I do for you, Summer?
>> Well, you forgot something.
[ Music ]
>> I don't really know what to say.
Hmm, I don't usually find myself at a loss for words.
I'm in love with you, Summer.
>> [Laughter] ***.
And of all days to do it you pick your wedding anniversary.
She's the best thing that ever happened to me.
What a load of crap.
>>Why are you doing this?
I can't believe this.
[ Music and Footsteps ]
>> I can't believe you're doing this.
This is blackmail.
How much do you want?
>> $10,000.
>> That is *** outrageous.
No, absolutely not.
What other little surprises do you have in that purse of yours?
>> I'm sure Lisa will find this a wonderful anniversary present.
>> Where do you think you're going?
All straight men enjoy the scent of a woman, okay.
Your sloppy *** is no exception,
but if you think you can blackmail me
when I haven't even *** you then you are sadly mistaken.
Oh hey, tape, [unrolling audio tape] looks
like it's your word against mine now.
>> I made a copy.
>> You *** ***.
>> Woof.
>>After all I've done for you?
Your artwork is marginal.
I did you a favor and you treat me like this?
You are one ungrateful *** who talks dirty
to perverts for money.
How dare you judge me?
>> I didn't confront you for a payoff.
Lisa needs to know what her do-no-wrong husband was doing
the morning of their wedding anniversary.
>> Keep your voice down.
>> Most women have no idea what their men are really up to.
You can keep your favors.
You can't buy integrity.
>> Wait.
[ Music and Noises ]
>> For your trip...
[ Music ]
>> ...and don't come back [footsteps].
[ Music and Noises ]
>> Summer, Summer, there you are.
[Laughter]
You disappeared from my party.
What did you think about those two really attractive doctors
that I introduced you to?
>> I thought they were very nice and that it was a lovely party.
>> You know, this is really good.
Didn't I tell you that you were going to have a good time?
I mean do I know how to throw a *** party
or what [laughter]?
You know, I took the liberty of giving those guys your number
and -- now, what the hell is
that god-awful map doing covering up your artwork?
Sailing away?
[Laughter]
>> No, driving.
I'm thinking about going back home to visit my sister
and each colored pin represents a *** or ***
that I plan to expose along the way.
>> Wonderful.
*** and ***.
I thought you quit that phone job.
>> I did.
>> You know, Summer,
I can recommend a real good spa or something.
I know a great place that's --
[Background Music]
Is that Larry?
What the hell is he doing?
>> Lisa, women need to know how their men really behave
when they think no one's watching.
He gave me the check to keep me from telling you.
>> Keep it.
That's not my husband.
>> [Phone ringing] [Background Music] Hey, it's Lisa.
I just wanted to let you know that Larry confessed
to everything and said he was thinking
about me the entire time.
That little road trip that you're planning,
honey, you should cancel it.
Go buy yourself a new car and some class
with that check [chuckles].
You need it, honey.
[ Music and Traffic Noises ]
[ Music ]
[ Telephone ringing ]
>> Hello.
Hey I'm on the road.
>> When you think you'll be here?
>> Gotta make a couple of stops, might take a little while.
What are you doing?
>> Going on a *** diet.
Drive safe.
See you when I see you.
[ Music ]
>> Detective Brown, I'll have a delivery
for you to pick up this afternoon.
Meet me at the Ghost Town Junction, 3:00 p.m.
[ Music and Nature Sounds ]
>> Hey, Harrison.
>> Hey, those things will kill you.
>> Going to die anyway.
[Laughter] I got a cold beer if you got a catfish.
>> You can have all of them; I got a mess at the house
that still need cleaning.
>> That'll work.
I'll put the rest in the freezer for when company comes.
My sister's been talking about a visit
and she just loves my cornbread and fresh peas.
Now, that's perfect with catfish.
>> Good, and don't forget to invite me over,
I haven't had a home-cooked meal in ages.
[ Music ]
[ Nature Sounds ]
>> I heard you and your wife split, sorry about that.
>> Yeah, well it's been a couple of years now.
Had plenty of time to write more books.
Sold a bunch of copies.
Built my house.
>> I heard about that, too.
The moron guide to fishing, right [laughter]?
>> Yep and you know, she didn't like fishing,
o
>> Really?
Huh. I love to fish.
I could fish all day.
We should go sometime.
>> Sure.
>> Watching that cork bobble just before you set the hook --
it's great.
>> Yep, then frying up for supper.
>> Yeah.
>> Well, some things just ain't meant to be,
with your wife I mean.
God do not like for us to make plans,
and sometimes the answer is right in front of you.
>> Yeah. I guess I'll be getting back.
Thanks for the beer.
>> You don't have to run off.
I've got a whole case in the fridge.
>> Well, it's getting kind of late, but I'll stop
by one of these days for supper,
maybe when your sister's in town.
I ain't seen her since high school.
God don't like drunks either.
[ Music ]
[ Speaking in Foreign Language ]
>> Are you Raul Flores?
>> Why, who wants to know?
>> It's me, Brittany.
>> Brittany, huh.
>> You know, you always call the line.
You said you liked hot *** with fat donkeys.
[ Speaking in Foreign Language ]
>> [Siren] You look good, Brittany.
Better in person.
Much better in person.
Yeah?
>> Wait. Wait.
I have something waiting for you in my car;
it's even better.
>> Something better?
>> Yeah.
>> Even better.
>> I promise.
>> Yeah?
[ Music and Noises ]
[ Speaking in Foreign Language and Music ]
>> Donkey ***, eh?
Brittany's donkey surprise.
Four *** at once.
You're a *** star baby.
How much for one turn, huh?
And the car?
>> Barracuda's not for sell.
>> A por favor.
Hey, hey, hey, that goes back in the mouth.
[ Music and Noises ]
[ Music and Noises ]
>> Get out.
[ Music ]
You better be a good shot, ***.
Because if I live I'm coming back here with my homies.
I'm going to chop you up.
I'm going to stretch that donkey *** out so wide,
my El Camino's going to fit in there.
>> Yeah?
>> Straight up, ***.
Why you roll me anyway?
>> Because you're a ***.
>> Ah, I didn't *** nobody.
They want it, they all want it.
Rich and poor, old, and young, and besides,
I keep getting away with it.
[Laughter] So what now?
What if I were to take away my *** gun
and blow your hoochie *** away?
Huh? I bet you never even shot a gun before.
>> But I have.
[Background Music] You're under arrest Raul Flores, for ***.
>> Ain't that some ***?
>> *** you.
[ Speaking in Foreign Language and Music ]
>> Detective Brown.
>> [Speaking in foreign language].
>> Here's the evidence.
[ Music and Noises ]
>> You're going to jail, Raul.
>> [Speaking in foreign language].
[ Music ]
>> But first, we're going to have a little fun.
[ Music and Noises ]
[ Footsteps and Noises ]
>> [Doorbell ringing] Yes?
Yes?
>> Hi. My name is Summer.
I just moved to the neighborhood.
>> Get back, Sammy. No. [Dog panting]
Sharon, come get Sammy.
How can I help you?
>> Are you Paul Hampton?
>> Yes. What's this all about?
>> You don't remember me, do you?
>> No. I never seen you before in my life.
>> [Footsteps] What's going on?
>> Oh, I like them flat chested,
just like my babysitters and my daughter.
>> Paul, is that you?
>> Of course not.
>> Hello, I'm here to tell you
that your husband Paul has been calling a phone sex line.
>> Why -- Sammy, no [dog growling].
>> Your husband has been jerking off
to the fantasy of little girls.
Do you have a daughter named Tina?
>> This woman obviously wants money.
She's distracting us while somebody goes
in the back and steals.
This conversation is over.
>> Don't! No!
>> [Man grunting].
>> Yes, we have a daughter.
>> Tina, go back to your room.
>> We have a daughter named Tina.
>> Ma'am, we need to talk.
>> Would you like to come in?
>> This woman is out of her mind.
Do not let her in this house.
>> Shut your *** pie hole.
>> Well, this year's been one hell of a ride [chuckles].
We've had five babysitters,
one of them he paid extra money to look up her skirt.
He said he was thinking of me the whole time.
And then I found pornographic websites on his computer.
He denied it.
Said it was a virus.
>> Sweetheart, I can explain.
I was a -- I was downloading a -- a video game.
>> And he even bought me a stupid fur coat.
I'm a vegetarian, ***.
>> Look, I'm sorry to bring this news.
>> And now I find out that he's been calling a phone sex line
and fantasizing about -- about our daughter?
I'm at my wit's end.
Paul, do you remember our agreement,
what we said we would do if this behavior persisted?
>> Hmm-mm.
[Grunting]
Dr. Long?
>> What's your emergency?
>> Hi, this is Sharon Hampton.
>> Hello there, Sharon.
>> I'm sorry to be calling so late.
It's just...
>> ...Paul seems to be having a little problem with his ***.
>> Problem with his ***?
>> His ***?
>> Yes.
>> Oh, I see.
[Inaudible].
>> No, it can't wait.
>> Okay. Well, I'll grab my sack and be right over.
>> Thank you.
All right, I'll see you shortly.
Ciao.
>> Ciao to you.
>> And here we are at Doo Lolly Park.
Our vacations are really a whole lot of fun.
Paul's really a very charming guy.
I mean he's a successful attorney.
[Doorbell ringing] Oh, that must be Dr. Long.
He and Paul had a little disagreement on the
on the golf course last week.
He probably still holds a grudge, but he'll be fine.
[ Music and Dog Barking ]
>> Dr. Long.
>> Well, hello Sharon.
>> Thank you for coming.
>> Well, you sounded desperate
so I brought my bag and came right over.
>> Hmm, come in.
>> [Dog barking] Well, watch yourself there, Scruffy?
[Dog growling]
Where is Paul?
>> No Sammy.
>> [Background sounds]
Well, I see Paul is hogtied to that chair.
>> Yes. I had proof that he's been calling the phone sex
thing, and I didn't know what else to do.
>> Well, that is not good.
It's bad for your golf game, too.
Now unfortunately, Sharon, there is no cure
for abnormalities of the hypothalamus.
That is the region in the central cortex
which signals *** response and thereby stimulating, well,
in Paul's case, his ***.
>> Is there a pill that can fix him?
Well, what do you mean exactly?
>> Well, what I mean is
that a man cannot control why he becomes aroused
and erect by a certain stimuli.
Take a woman's foot for example.
Exflaggilation, stomping, goat flogging,
children being shat on, I could go on and on.
See, the culprit is the hormone testosterone.
Now, too much and it creates a sort of chemical imbalance
which can manifest itself sometimes into uncontrollable,
[inaudible] and unfortunately,
there is no cure for that as yet.
>> Well, what if we cut his *** nuts off?
It agrees with Sammy.
He's much more docile.
>> Well, scientifically speaking,
lowering Paul's testosterone levels
by actually reducing his testicals
or removing his testicals would definitely reduce his ***
desires and in some countries, sex offenders are castrated.
>> Huh [man groaning].
>> After they're castrated, their impulse
to repeat these sex crimes are reduced by as much as 95%.
It's been well documented to benefit felines, canines,
farm animals, race horses.
However, in the United States of America it's illegal
and unethical even if the person in question
will repeat.
[ Man Groaning and Music ]
>> Suck daddy's juicy pickle.
>> It's your *** now, Paul.
[ Music and Man Groaning ]
>> Don't make this any harder than it has to be, son.
[ Music, Metallic Sounds, and Man Screaming ]
[ Music ]
I need a room.
[ Music ]
>> [Background Music] Don't touch a fool.
Who is the baddest around?
He's going to *** all the kiddies in town.
[ Music and Footsteps ]
>> Can I please have some money for some cheesy puffs?
Thanks.
>> [Background Music] Hey,
[inaudible] good night last night, huh?
>> You better believe it.
>> Stupid towel-headed sand bunny.
>> Stupid, fat redneck tourist.
[ Music and Noises ]
>> Stupid machine.
>> Hey, little boy.
>> We got something much better
than those juicy boots in my room.
Come, let me show you.
Hey.
>> Excuse me.
>> Well, hello there.
>> You look like you had a fun night.
>> Casinos, baby.
I love this place.
Where else can you be up, down, up, down,
and then come on up again, huh?
Hmm, but you -- you look hot in that bikini, baby.
You got the boyfriends?
>> Nope.
>> You want one?
My family is very wealthy.
[Laughter] I have so much money
because Americans love our oil.
You like to party?
>> Sure.
>> Hmm, American girls are so hot.
Hmm? Come back to my room.
I'll show you my DVD collection.
We can party and ...
>> Watch child ***?
>> [Background Music] Ah.
[ Music and Noises ]
What?
[Music]
[ Vacuuming ]
[ Knocking at Door ]
***.
[ Music ]
>> The most normal folks drinking means conviviality,
companionship, and colorful imagination.
It means a release from care, boredom,
and worry, loneliness, too.
It is a joyous intimacy with friends
and the feeling that life is good.
Never could we recapture the great moments of the past.
They're enough for memories.
There's an insistent yearning to enjoy life as we once did
and the heartbreak and obsession
that some new miracle control could enable us to do it.
There's always one more attempt and one more failure, big book,
A Vision for You p age 151 "The face of a sick person comes
in many genders, denominations, colors.
To the newcomer, congratulations on the third day of sobriety."
>> Thank you.
[ Applause ]
>> [Background Music]
It seems a small cassette tape was
mailed to the newsroom here in Las Vegas, John,
fingering a man allegedly
to be believed a child pornographer.
The female voice on the tape has yet to be identified,
as well as, the person who mailed in the tape and as
for that alleged deviate,
that would be Yom Tob Javul [assumed spelling],
whose body was found here.
Now, foul play is not known yet
but with this new information surfacing,
the Nevada Police have decided to go
through with a full homicide investigation.
Here with me now are two of the residents of the Blue Flamingo.
>> Yeah, I always liked Yom Tov, a hell of a nice guy.
>> He'd play games in the pool with our son.
You know any reason why someone may want to hurt Yom Tov.
>> I don't know.
Maybe it was because he was a foreigner or something?
You know, some folks around here is racist [background talking].
>> There you have it.
You heard it here first.
Yom Tob's death...
>> What?
>> ...maybe racially motivated.
Stay tuned for more news as the story unfolds.
>> Mr. Combs, how do you feel about Coach Marino?
>> Coach sure fooled me, everybody else around here.
Seemed like a normal guy.
>> And what about his arrest?
>> Oh, he'll get his when he lands in jail.
>> Yeah.
>> There you have it, folks.
Back to you, Jim.
>> Across the southwest,
anonymous tapes have either been mailed or placed in drop boxes
of police and news stations.
These mysterious tapes have exposed six alleged pedophiles
living in California, Nevada, Arizona,
New Mexico, and Louisiana.
The alleged have no prior *** convictions
and are otherwise normal professionals,
or working class citizens living in their respective communities.
The FBI does not know the identity [groaning]
of the person sending the tapes but handwriting experts suggest
that the sender is probably female.
They have a surveillance video of a person of interest
at a Nevada motel where its owner,
Yom Tov Javul allegedly was shooting child ***
and engaging in acts of *** was found dead
in the vending room of the motel.
>> He's lucky I didn't catch up with him
with his hands on my boy.
Of course, he's a towel-head
so [bleep]ing kids is just a normal day to him.
>> The police have since dubbed the vigilante as "Barracuda"
as a Plymouth Barracuda was caught
by security cameras leaving the scene of the motel.
This black and white still on your screen
by a motel security camera.
If you know or have seen this unidentified woman,
please notify the police immediately [phone ringing].
She's only wanted for questioning at this time.
>> Hello.
>> Hey, June.
>> Hay is for horses.
Did you know your picture is all over the *** news?
They're calling you the Barracuda.
>> I know.
>> Some weirdo's dead in Nevada?
What kind of road trip are you on old car?
>> [Background TV] I'll tell you about it when I see you.
[ Music ]
>> [Background Music] Oregon's Police are still searching
for clues of the strangulation
of a red-haired Caucasian *** whose body was
found ...
>> Hustle.
>> ...and in sports, well the Ain'ts lose again.
>> Here.
>> [Background Music] You all hear
about that gal they're calling Barracuda?
Say like one of them high-strung left-wing liberal *** to me,
crazy as a ***-house rat if you ask me.
>> Yeah. I heard about her.
I think it's a good thing she's doing.
Reminds me of that online sting thing they were doing on TV.
>> While she's at it, while don't she take care of some
of them other no-good sons of ***
like them *** lying *** politicians
and them illegal aliens.
Son of *** on welfare and them ***-sucking son of ***
that -- that want to get married.
>> Well, times are changing, Floyd.
[Music]
>> [Background Music] Thank you.
Thank you, very much.
[ Music ]
[ Footsteps and Knocking on Door ]
>> Hi.
>> Hey, baby girl.
Oh -- come on in.
Look at the [inaudible].
Want a piece of pie?
I made it with apples I picked this year.
>> Absolutely.
>> Well -- oh, Prince?
Go on; get out of here, you got better manners than that.
Go on, get.
>> So tell me, what in the *** is going on?
>> Well, it's a long story.
>> Well, I got all night and all day tomorrow, too.
>> Well, like the news said,
I've been busting pedophiles across the country.
>> Where you get them tapes?
>> I was a phone sex operator.
>> Phone sex?
>> What you all talk about?
>> All kinds of stuff; funny stuff, crazy stuff.
>> Like what?
>> Well, I'd really rather not repeat it.
>> Okay. If a man comes to your house, right, like the cable guy
or even a neighbor and if he asks to use your restroom,
you've got dirty laundry in there, he'll dig through it,
pull out your ***, sniff them, *** to them,
and put them back, and just walk right out like nothing happened.
>> Really?
>> Yeah, probably make small talk too, huh?
>> Hey, how about them Saints [laughter]?
It reminds me, that dog we had, remember Lucky?
He used to sniff my drawers and Aunt Edna;
she had roaches in her house.
It was so big; they ate the entire crotch
out of her undies once.
Come to think, men are doing it, too.
What else?
>> Normal professional men who have weird fetishes,
heterosexual men who screw other men, gay men who screw women,
men who fantasize about their co-workers, their neighbors,
or their family members,
then they call the lines and role play.
>> Oh, it's some old guy with drawers on their heads?
How long did you tape them for?
>> About six months.
>> Any women call in?
>> Nope.
>> You know that PE teacher they busted in Baton Rouge?
They raided his home and they found naked pictures
on his computer of schoolgirls taking showers.
>> He is a ***.
I got most of the calls from them.
But men in general are looking at *** sites
and magazines on a regular basis.
Most of them view the sites between 9:00 and 5:00.
>> They at work doing it?
I don't get it.
What is the big *** deal?
>> It's the power of the *** will make a man lie, cheat,
steal, risk his life, his job, his integrity, everything.
>> All for a hairy little pee-hole.
Now, I've been under the influence of a lot of things
in my life but a hairy pee-hole ain't one of them [laughter].
What made you get sore?
>> My gut.
I was tired of them hanging up in my ***.
I'm going to snag me a man, crotch sniffer or not.
I got to get myself in shape,
Thinking of going back to school, too.
[Knocking on door]
Are you expecting someone?
[ Music and Noises ]
>> Who is it?
>> Did I miss Summer?
>> Come on in, we're just catching up.
>> Summer, you remember Harrison?
>> Yeah, we went to high school together.
>> High school together.
Howdy.
>> Hi.
>> He done built a house down on the Bayou.
You want to stay for supper?
>> I don't want to intrude.
>> No -- it's fine.
>> Well, I should probably wash up.
Can I use your restroom?
>> [Laugh] It's just through there.
>> Okay [footsteps].
>> So when a person wants to just happen to drop by, huh?
>> Well, I wanted him for myself but he's interested in you.
>> Too little, too late.
>> Give him a chance, Summer.
He's a really good man.
>> How do you know what kind of man he is?
Did you hear anything I just said?
He's probably going through your drawers right now.
>> You know that film job screwed with your head.
Not every man is a drawer sniffer.
And he's a writer, an artist type like you.
You all should get on like two peas in a pod.
They said on the news that the police wanted to talk to you.
You going to turn yourself in?
>> Yeah, but first, I got to see a man about a mattress.
>> Huh. Oh, I knew that was coming.
>> [Footsteps] It was a beautiful day today, huh?
How about them 'Aints?
[Laughter] What?
>> Nothing.
It's a real nice night out [inaudible].
>> That sure was a good supper, though.
>> I know [laughter].
>> [Footsteps] What you all doing out there?
>> Nothing.
>> Well, I'm going to go in and get my bath.
>> Thanks for the catfish, June.
>> And you caught it.
Night.
>> Night.
[ Nature Noises ]
[ Music ]
>>Moon's up.
>> Sure is.
It's good to be home, humidity and all.
>> Not much humidity on your houseboat
in California, I reckon.
>> June has a big mouth.
You eat supper here a lot?
>> First time.
>> So what have you been up to the last 15 years?
>> Same thing as you, running from the past.
Ain't nothing secret in a small town, Summer.
Me? I ran to New York, got my degree, got married,
Wrote some books, got divorced, and then came back home to try
and feel normal again.
I read an article in the paper about your artwork
in some galleries in California, an artist with talent and drive.
>> Hasn't got me anywhere yet.
>> It's gotten you closer to your soul, hasn't it?
>> Why did you dump me for Lauri Peddleton,
the D-cup cheerleader?
>> She was the only girl in town that was putting out.
Hello D-cups [laughter].
>> No wonder she has five kids by three husbands.
>> And an *** as wide as that garbage can.
Live and learn.
>> Why'd you get divorced?
>> Well, she was a city girl.
She wanted to turn this country boy into something he wasn't.
>> So now, you're at my sister's house looking for...
>> A country girl with substance.
>> I think you're barking up the wrong tree.
>> Maybe.
[ Music ]
Listen. Then why don't you come fishing with me in the morning?
I may be in some trouble
and I don't think fishing's going to get me out of it.
>> Trouble, huh?
That ain't' nothing new.
Fish start biting at 8:00 a.m. I'll see you then.
Good night.
[ Footsteps and Music ]
>> Whatever.
[ Music ]
>> [Background Music] Ooh, wee.
>> Dirty old fart.
[ Music and Noises ]
>> Don't even think about it.
[ringing bells].
[ Music ]
>> Well, good morning.
How could I help you this morning?
>> I'm looking for a mattress.
>> Well now, I'd be lying if I told you,
you's come to the wrong place.
Was it a style that you had in mind
or was size more what you was looking for.
>> You don't remember me, do you?
>> I can see you underneath that hat.
Wait a minute; you're Jimmy and Peggy's girl, aren't you?
Oh you're that young girl that called
from the church this morning?
>> Nope.
>> I can't rightly know --
I don't think I do know who you are.
>> Now, how could you forget the little girl
that used to give you so much pleasure, daddy?
>> What the *** are you doing here?
What do you want?
Money?
>> It's been almost 15 years and that's the best you can do?
>> You want something. What is it?
[ Music ]
[ Footsteps and Bell Ringing ]
>> Ms. Josephine, Ms. Claire.
>> Good morning, Mr. Fitts.
>> And what can I do for you ladies this morning?
>> We're just fine doing the work of the Lord.
Praise Jesus.
>> He just loves visiting you --
makes a beeline for that bed every time.
>> [Laughter] I just know he does.
Let's see what I got here in my wallet.
I -- must have left it on my desk.
I'll be right back. Don't go away now.
>> Bless you, Mr. Fitts.
Praise Jesus.
[ Laughter ]
>> Now, just a cotton picking minute here.
You all went way over the line here.
Here's $20.
Don't never bring that fat boy in my place of business again.
Jesus had his hand out a mite too much recently
and my merchandise is suffering.
You all got to go.
>> Come down here, baby.
>> I am ashamed of your behavior, Mr. Fitts.
>> I'm not.
He's always been a mean son of a ***.
>> If we was wearing out our welcome, you should of said so.
Look what you did.
You want some ice cream, angel?
>> No.
>> Come on, let's go. Get out of here now.
>> Shame on you.
>> Don't let the door hit you in the *** either.
[Footsteps and bell ringing]
That goes double for you.
>> I just want to know one thing.
>> What part of "Get out" don't you understand?
>> I'll leave if you answer one question.
>> What? Look what you made me do.
Son of a ***.
I can't have nothing.
Fat kids, Jesus, now you.
What the *** do you want?
>> When I was a little girl,
why did you put your *** in my mouth?
>> I'm not going to listen
to this [woman scream] for another second.
yeah, I touched you
and I touched your sister too and you liked it.
Now, you get your *** out of this store
and I better never catch you in here again.
And that goes for that *** sister of yours too.
[ Music, Bell Ringing, and Footsteps ]
>> Yeah, I touched you
and I touched your sister too and you liked it.
Now, get your *** out of this store
and I better never catch you in here again.
[ Music and Noises ]
[Scream]
Good morning, sugar.
That's right -- slow and easy, sweetheart.
We best just to get on out of town.
[ Music and Car Noises ]
>> Morning, June.
>> Hey, Harrison.
>> Summer around?
>> Nope, she gone to see her step-dad down at the store.
>> I'll head that way then.
[ Music and Noises ]
>> Want a beer?
I don't like to drink alone.
>> Sure.
>> Damn, I like a woman
who knows how to drink.
>> So who are you and why are you in my car?
Do we know each other?
>> We used to talk on the phone a lot.
Nice car. I prefer Cadillacs myself.
You don't look nothing like Priscilla.
>> You don't look nothing like Elvis.
>> And you need to get yourself some glasses, ***.
>> How'd you find me?
>> TCB, Taking Care of Business.
Thanks to you, my husband left me.
Elvis ain't no ***.
>> Did you kill the red-haired *** they found
by the levee?
>> Little Annie?
She wanted to get choked so choked she got.
>> And that makes you responsible.
>> Elvis is tired of being responsible.
He's getting a divorce and he's left the building.
I know I thought you and me was friends, Priscilla.
I thought I could tell you things.
Come to find out, not only are you not Priscilla,
you taped our phone conversations and ratted me out.
>> So? You're not Elvis.
That makes us even.
Look, I didn't send the cops your tape, all right?
I simply made one anonymous phone call, that's it.
>> Really?
So that means it's your word against mine.
The police have no evidence.
You do. Give Elvis the tape, ***.
[Woman screaming] Give me that tape.
King don't like bad drivers, baby.
>> [Noises] *** the king.
[ Music ]
>> Excuse me.
You happen to see a girl in an old car around here?
>> Yeah. She dropped something off and then she left.
>> Which way did she go?
>> That a way.
>> Thank you, kindly.
>> She had a man in the car too.
[ Music and Noises ]
[ Music and Woman Screaming ]
>> Elvis always makes the ladies scream.
[Woman gagging] You know there's something mighty wrong
with a woman that don't like Elvis.
You give Elvis the tape, ***.
[ Music and Noise ]
>> Say goodnight, ***.
[ Music and Noises ]
>> Now that's taking care of business.
[ Music and Noises ]
[ Cheering and Hollering ]
[ Police Radio and Noises ]
>> Can you tell me about this man, Summer?
>> His name was Yom Tob Javul.
He was a child pornographer.
Did you kill him?
>> No. He slipped.
>> What about this man here?
>> His name was Dudley Johnson.
He was a schizophrenic
who called the lines pretending to be Elvis.
He told me that he strangled a girl.
>> And the notebook?
>> Six months of homework.
>> Is this the man you saw fall?
Did she kill him?
[ Music and Noises ]
>> Ready to make your phone call, buddy?
>> Phone call?
No thanks.
>>Close the gate.
[ Music and Noises ]
[ Music and Siren ]
[ Music and Noises ]
>> This guy came out in the woods, right?
He's got the freaking gun.
Threw him down and boom.
Gave him a big old freaking wreck.
[ Music and Noises ]
[ Music ]
We also have a remarkable story
this morning.
A one brave woman who decided to take matters into her own hands,
something she had to do -- so without further ado,
here she is, the Barracuda herself.
Hello, Summer?
How are you?
It's so good to see you.
Thanks for being on the Paul Rogers show.
>> Thanks for having me.
>> I wouldn't have a show without you.
>> [Background talking] Say, ain't that your daughter?
>> Huh.
>> She actually whipped you like a barredmule.
[ Noises and Inaudible Conversation ]
[ Beeping Noise ]
[Nature Sounds]
[Knocking]
>> [Nature Sounds] Harrison?
Harrison?
>> Out here.
[ Footsteps and Nature Noises ]
[ Music ]
>> [Background Music] What?
I like to barbecue naked.
It makes me feel like a mountain man.
Is that okay?
>> Awesome.
[ Music ]
[ Silence ]