Tip:
Highlight text to annotate it
X
Oh, wow man, good job. You totally fooled me.
Okay, call it women’s intuition, but I totally knew. I mean, no offense to you. You do a
great job. But I knew something was up.
Do you know RuPaul?
No, no, I totally know about trans people. Like…my friend showed me RuPaul, and she
is s-…he? I…wait..
Have you read Chaz Bono’s new book? Isn’t he just, like…the greatest? ‘Cause he’s
so brave.
Oh no, no! I’m totally cool with you guys. I have a lot of gay friends.
Um, excuse me ma’am…sir…ma’am…sir…uh…would you like fries with that?
Oh, but you were like…you were a really pretty girl, so why would you wanna..?
Wait, is that gay to say? Does that make me-?
Did you get a sex change?
So, wait, but…you like guys. So if you just stayed a girl you could be straight. Wouldn’t
that be easier?
Why didn’t you just stay a lesbian?
So that friend of yours I had a crush on…is she..? I mean, not that it would matter if
she was-…I’m just wondering.
But I thought you said you were a feminist. If you think women are so awesome, why wouldn’t
you want to be one?
What’s your girl name?
Oh man, if you ever need my help, I can show you how to shave, and tie a tie. Actually
I don’t know how to tie a tie. Oh, you do? Good, good. I’m sure I can help you with
other stuff though. Like I said, dude, bro, I’m totally here for you.
So they make you a ***. Out of what? I don’t get it. Is it expensive?
Oh my god did you hear that? She just called you sir! Aren’t you happy?
Okay wait, so you like guys, so you would be…ga-..straight? Gay? I…okay, you’re
gonna have to explain it to me, I’m sorry.
But how does, like sex, like…work…for you? Like, what do you…do?
No no no no, hold on, don’t tell me, don’t tell me, I’ve got it. You would be…
So your girlfriend is straight, and you are trans. So she’s gay.
Tranny’s not a bad word, is it? Like..
Tranny! Why can’t I say tranny? You can say tranny, but I can’t say tranny? That’s
just not fair.
This friend of mine said she heard online that tranny is a bad word. And I told her
that I knew a trans person, and I would ask him.
Tranny! [laughs]
I mean, do all transge-..transse-…what- I’m sorry, what do you guys prefer now?
It seems like it changes all the time, I just…I can’t keep up.
Did you have a traumatic childhood? Is that why you’re trans?
So does your boyfriend, like…he knows, right? But he’s-
I know him though, and he’s…he’s gay. So he’s… Okay. Okay, good for him! Good
for him.
How do you pee?
When I was little, my mom gave me a really short haircut once, and for like…a month,
people thought that I was a boy. And I had to keep telling them that I wasn’t and it
was really frustrating. And so I know how much this probably sucks for you. And I just
feel really bad for you. And I know how you feel, I just wanted to let you know that.
I saw the episode on Tyra. And Anderson. And so I totally get you.
Hey girl! …aw, ***.