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Who are you?
The Blue Ball Monkey
*** Fluff it, get your hands on it!!
Great finale of the confederations cup straight from "Maracanã",
the best team in the world, that kind of beautiful soccer,art soccer,
competing against who, Elcio?
Competing today against the team
that ranks 22nd. place in FIFA's rankings, Elcio Coronado
And who is that?
Don't you know who that is?
It's us, Elcio, Brazil.
Brazil?
Yeah, 22nd place, it is us...
Are you here for the game or for the fun?
For the game
For the game
So you really like soccer?
I do.
I do.
So explain to us what offside is.
Offside...
Offside...
***... Offside happens when... When....
God! I know it! It is like this...
The first ... no!
The last man of the other...
the adversary...
I think it was pretty clear, right?
When someone does something wrong then the goal is...
You know nothing, right? You know what Coca-Cola is?
I do!
Would you rather go home with Brazil as the champion
or go home with two Spanish women?
with two Spanish women, right?
My wife will not see this, right?
She will...
And what about your wife, where is she?
My wife is at home, but I don't know if she is alone or not...
My girlfriend. She was Just here with me but she went home...
I think she is at home...
You came to see Brazil and Spain
and suddenly your wife is having a bullfight in your home..
Did you think about that?
No!
Who is more handsome?
I cannot tell ...
For me they are all the same, they are all garbage...
You're not one of those guys who say a guy is handsome...
He is hot...
Is Brad Pitt a handsome guy?
I wouldn't say that...
What is the problem with saying that a guy is handsome?
Like him, look, isn't Sérgio Ramos a handsome guy?
The guy is hot!
What do you mean by that?
You are saying he is hot so would you like to *** him?
No, no...
If I had a daughter she would marry Piqué
Do you think the Piqué is handsome? That's all I'm asking!
No, it's just...
What's wrong with saying it?
Man, this is the twenty-first century...
Can't you say that a guy is handsome?
I say it: "That guy is good looking!"
Pique is a handsome guy!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The guy is good looking... The guy is hot...
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
I knew it!
You big queen!
Piqué...
So Piqué is handsome?
Piqué is more handsome...
ahhhhhhhhhhh
I got it from the start that you are into it...
Look at you, man!
Belladonna! ***!
You have your make up all over, don't you?
You big queen, ***!
***, ***!
You big *** sucker!
Jesus is coming back!
There he is, look!
Jesus is coming back!
Come Back!
Does He have your car keys?
Is that why you need him to come back soon?
Hallelujah! Jesus!
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus!
Hey, devil, go *** yourself....
Come on... Can't do it? Can't do it?
Do you know any player of the Spanish team?
From Spain?
Do you personally know any player?
Yes, Yes! There's our friend Jesus!
Jesus is coming back!
We have a message ...
a message to Jesus Navas...
tell him that Little Sheila velvet mouth,
Bianca up and down and one transvestite from Fortaleza,
each of them have 1,000 Euros to give back to him...
What's your name?
Jesus
Jesus?
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus...
The game is about to start at "Maracanã"!
The guy here by my side is one of those who keep commenting
about the game, you know?
He thinks he's my friend now...
It would be nice
if we could create a chant for the whole stadium to sing...
We will try to make "Maracanã" sing,
"Piqué, you cheater! Fred is making out with Shakira!"
It's banging or making out?
Fred is banging, banging...
Let's try...
Piqué, you cheater, Fred is banging Shakira!
Got it?
Piqué, you cheater, Fred is banging Shakira!
When it gets silent we'll do it, ok?
Piqué, you cheater, Fred is banging Shakira!
Piqué, you cheater, Fred is banging Shakira!
Take your hands off me ...
Get your hands off me, man!