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Oh I took me girlfriend Shazza down the coast for the weekend
and stayed in one of those onsite cabins
I only took her down cause I thought it was gunna be a root fest
but she wouldn’t have a bar of it because of the paper thin walls
in those joints she reckoned we’d wake her kids.
Well anyway as it turned out the *** was right next door to our bedroom
and when I got back from having a squirt in the middle of the night
she said “Jesus Bazza that sounded like a horse ***.”
Now I don’t know about you blokes but I was pretty bloody chuffed
at receiving an accolade like that so, later that night
when she got back into bed from having a squat,
being a gentleman,
I returned the compliment.
Women? F#&ked if I know!