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(James) Hey Al!
(James) Ever wondered
(James) if there's parallel universes?
(Alan) Nope.
(Commentator) Meanwhile in a parallel universe
(Commentator) where tooth brushes are hot.
[Brushing Teeth]
[Noises of pain]
(Commentator) Meanwhile in a parallel universe where you sometimes
(Commentator) mistake your hand for a bear.
(Alan) Whoooaaah!
(Alan) It's a bear! It's a bear!
(Commentator) Meanwhile in a parallel universe where
(Commentator) everything is dubbed in Polish.
[Authentic Polish conversation]
(Commentator) Meanwhile in a parallel universe where
(Commentator) where women are always on fire.
[Screaming]
(James) Your fine.
(James) Your fine.
(James) Your fine.
(James) She's dead.
(Commentator) Meanwhile in a parallel universe where
(Commentator) watches don't exist.
(Alan) What time is it?
(Colm) Time for you to get a watch.
(Alan) What the heck is a watch?
(Colm) I don't know!
(Commentator) Meanwhile in a parallel universe where
(Commentator) thinking about chocolate makes your head heavy.
(Alan) Oowww!
(Commentator) Meanwhile in a parallel universe where
(Commentator) thinking about chocolate makes your head light.
(Alan) Oh! I'm stuck on the ceiling,
(Alan) ...again.
(Commentator) Meanwhile in a parallel universe where
(Commentator) dinosaurs are real.
(Commentator) ...but are also invisible.
(Colm) Was that a dinosaur!?
(Alan) I don't know if thats entirely possible.
(Commentator) Meanwhile in a parallel universe where
sitting is gross.
(James) Oh!
(James) I-I'm so sorry...
(Commentator) Meanwhile in a parallel universe where
(Commentator) bath supplies creates wormholes.
(Colm) Hey! I got this new Listerine!
(Commentator) Meanwhile, in Our universe.
(James) I told you there were parallel universes!
[Book slam]
[Credits]
(Colm) Hi James, how are you today?
(James) Eh, I'm well thanks.
(Colm) I'm good!
(James) [laughter]