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WE GOTTA GET ME TO THE TOP LOOK.
I'M HERE, I WANNA GET THERE.
WHAT IDEAS DO YOU HAVE TO GET ME TO THE TOP?
ALRIGHT TONY WE GOT IT.
STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT GETTING SHOT IS THE BEST WAY TO GET TO THE TOP.
THAT'S WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY.
IT WORKED FOR 50.
(LAUGH) CAN I SHOOT YOU?
GETTING SHOT? COME ON MAN' SHOT.
READY? YEAH'WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
HEY MAN, COME ON TONY.
THIS IS FOR YOUR CAREER TONY, COME ON' OKAY.
(SHOT)
MOAN AND HOLLER IN PAIN' HE SHOT ME' MOAN AND HOLLER.
(POLICE SIRENS)
NAW' COME ON PEOPLE'YOU GOTTA COME UP WITH A BETTER IDEA THAN THAT.
GOT IT' A SEX TAPE.
STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT A SEX TAPE WHEW
YOU'RE ON TOP TONY.
THAT'S WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY.
IT WORKED FOR KIM KARDASIAN.
PROBABLY WORK FOR YOU.
(DREAM MUSIC)
MOANING.
NAH.
COME ON PEOPLE.
I'M HERE' I NEED TO GET THERE.
GET ME TO THE TOP.
CAN ANYBODY GET ME AN IDEA TO GET ME TO THE TOP?
WELL YOU KNOW, YOU COULD GET YOUR OWN TV SHOW.
YEAH, MY OWN TV SHOW.
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COMING LIVE, FROM THE CAPITAL CITY, IT•S TONY KING IS FUNNY.
WITH YOURS TRULY, DJ INCREDIBLE.
NOW, NOW, NOW, I KNOW YOU ALL ARE WITNESSING GREATNESS RIGHT NOW
AND YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING WHY WE'RE DRESSED UP.
WE'RE REALLY DRESSED UP' WE ARE.
I'M WEARING A TUXEDO.
THIS IS, WHAT KIND OF SUIT IS THIS INCREDIBLE?
I BELIEVE THIS IS A MO TEESA CUT.
WHAT IS A MO TEESA CUT?
MO TEA SIR?
EXACTLY.
SO BUT, THE BAD THING IS THAT UM, MY TUX IS A LITTLE OFF BASE 'CAUSE I'M BAD BUILT.
I'M A LITTLE BAD BUILT,YES I AM FLOODING.
CAN WE GET A CLOSE UP ON THE SOCKS SOMEWHERE.
I KNOW I'M PUTTING YOU ON GLASS.
THOSE ARE NOT WHITE SOCKS.
THOSE ARE WHITE ANKLES' IT'S A BIG DIFFERENCE.
NOW, OF COURSE, WE HERE ARE DRESSED UP FOR A CERTAIN REASON.
I KNOW YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE TAG.
YES THAT'S BECAUSE I'M RETURNING IT.
WE ARE HERE, I FEEL GOOD INC.
I FEEL GOOD' YOU LOOK IMPORTANT.
I FEEL, YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT IS WHY WE'RE DRESSED UP.
IS THAT WHAT IT IS? THAT IS IT.
BECAUSE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE IMPORTANT...
YOU MIGHT AS WELL LOOK IMPORTANT.
LAST I CHECKED, AREN'T WE IMPORTANT?
VERY IMPORTANT' YEAH' I'M SO IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW.
HE REALLY IS' HE REALLY IS IMPORTANT.
LISTEN, THIS YEAR IS A YEAR OF NEW FOR ME.
A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THAT.
YOU KNOW I'M WITH A NEW STATION NOW.
MISSY RADIO' YA'LL CAN GIVE IT UP FOR THAT.
YOU CAN HEAR ME EVERY WEEK DAY MORNING.
AND ALSO TOO MAN, A LOT OF YOU KNOW ME FROM ANOTHER STATION I WAS WITH.
AND ACTUALLY AND ACTUALLY TODAY IS THE ANNIVERSARY OF ME LEAVING THAT STATION.
DID YOU KNOW THAT?
OH ITS BEEN THAT LONG? TODAY TODAY IS THE ACTUAL ANNIVERSARY OF ME LEAVING THAT STATION.
WOW' AND ITS BEEN A LOT OF RUMORS ON WHY I LEFT THAT STATION.
AND I AM HERE TO PUT THOSE RUMORS TO REST.
I HATE RUMORS BECAUSE EVERY TIME I GO TO WALMART, SOMEBODY WANTS TO PULL ME TO THE SIDE
AND ASK ME "TONY KING, WHY DID YOU LEAVE THE STATION?"
TONY KING, I BE IN THE FOOD STAMP LINE,
"TONY KING, WHY DID YOU LEAVE THE STATION?"
SO I AM GOING TO PUT IT TO BED RIGHT NOW, FROM THE HORSE•S MOUTH
ON WHY I LEFT THE STATION.
BECAUSE I AM A MAN.
AINT NOBODY GOING TO ASK ME TO LEAVE.
I LEFT ON MY OWN FREE WILL.
I JUST HAD TO CLEAR THAT UP.
ITS BEEN RUMORS OUT HERE THAT...WELL HE LEFT ON HIS OWN FREE WILL FROM THE OTHER PLACE.
HE IS OK' AFTER BEING DETAINED, HE IS OK.
IT WASN•T FREE WILL' IT WAS $3000 BAIL WILL.
BUT NO I HATE RUMORS'
THIS PAST WEEK IT WAS A VERY BAD RUMOR GOING AROUND ON SOCIAL MEDIA.
I AM SURE YOU HEARD IT' ABOUT THE BLUE STORE.
IF YOU DON•T KNOW WHAT THE BLUE STORE IS, THE BLUE STORE IS AN INSTITUTION IN THE HOOD.
THE BLUE STORE HAS DONE MORE GOOD IN THE BLACK COMMUNITY THAN MARTIN LUTHER KING.
THE BLUE STORE IF YOU DON•T KNOW, MAKES THE WORLD•S BEST CHICKEN.
IT•S TRUE' IT•S TRUE.
AND THE FUNNY THING IS PEOPLE SPREAD A VERY BAD RUMOR THAT THE BLUE STORE WAS CLOSED.
AND THE BLACK COMMUNITY DID NOT REACT WELL.
FOLKS JUST CRIED EVERYWHERE.
THEY WERE CRYING Y•ALL.
WE CAN•T HAVE THIS' WE ARE GOING TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.
I AM GOING TO CALL THE BLUE STORE RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW.
YOU ABOUT TO CALL THE BLUE STORE? I AM ABOUT TO CALL THE BLUE STORE.
"HELLO TRIPPLETS." IS THIS THE BLUE STORE? "YES SIR.
BLUE STORE." ARE Y•ALL OPEN? "YEAH WE OPEN EVERYDAY." Y•ALL SELLING CHICKEN?
"WE DO EVERYDAY TOO!" Y•ALL SELLING CHICKEN RIGHT NOW?
"WE DO EVERYDAY." OK WELL CAN I GET AN ORDER? "HOW MANY SIR?" 50.
"OH YOU WANT 50?" YEAH 50 PIECES.
"WHAT TIME DO YOU WANT TO PICK UP?" IN ABOUT 30 MINUTES.
"30 MINUTES' OK WHAT•S YOUR NAME?" DEEZ NUTS.
"OK DEEZ NUTS' 50 WINGS." YOU GOT MY NAME RIGHT? "YEAH, DEEZ NUTS." RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT.
THANK YOU' "THANK YOU." YEAH.
ITS RUMOR' THEY ARE OPEN PEOPLE.
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.
"MISS LOUISIANA INTERNATIONAL 2013, ASHLEY HEBERT" WILL BE IN THE BUILDING
BUT FIRST, RIGHT AFTER THIS BREAK - WE GOTTA CHECK IN, MYSTIKAL IS IN THE HOUSE.
YOU•RE TUNED IN RIGHT HERE'
KEEP IT LOCKED RIGHT HERE - "TONY KING IS FUNNY!".
WELCOME BACK' TONY KING IS FUNNY.
THE LIVEST LATE NIGHT AUDIENCE.
THE LIVEST LATE NIGHT PARTY RIGHT HERE.
WAS SHE MAKING A NOISE LIKE A BIRD? THIS IS NOT THE ANIMAL KINGDOM.
WELL COMING UP FIRST, OUR FIRST GUEST'
THIS MAN HAS BEEN ROCKING STAGES FOR YEARS - YOU•VE GROWN UP WITH HIM.
AND NOW HE HAS A NEW PROJECT THAT IS GETTING READY TO COME OUT ON CASH MONEY RECORDS.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE STAGE, MYSTIKAL.
GIVE IT UP.
WHAT•S GOING ON MAN? WHAT•S GOING ON? WHAT•S HAPPENING? WHAT•S HAPPENING?
HOLD UP' YOU SAID, "DEEZ NUTS ON TV."
YES, YES I DID' AND YOU JUST SAID IT AGAIN.
(LAUGHS)
BUT I AM SAYING THOUGH.
WHAT•S HAPPENING MAN? MAN I AM GOOD.
I FEEL GOOD'THIS IS OUR FIRST EPISODE.
YOU LOOK NICE MAN'YOU LOOK ALL CLEAN.
I SEE INCREDIBLE'WE LOOK IMPORTANT.
THAT•S WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT'IMPORTANT.
FOR SURE'FOR SURE.
NOW YOU LOOK CONSIDERABLY DIFFERENT FROM THE LAST TIME MANY OF US SAW YOU.
YOU PLAYING WITH MY HAIR AGAIN BRO? NO NO NO.
(LAUGHS)
I HEARD YOU TONY KING' NO I•M TALKING ABOUT THE MUSCLES.
OH ALRIGHT' YOU WERE ON THE WORKOUT PLAN.
YEAH' I AIN•T GONNA MESS WITH YOU MAN.
TRYING TO STAY HEALTHY' IF THATS WHAT YOU WANT TO CALL IT.
RIGHT' I•M HEALTHY TOO'YEAH'BIG FINE.
(LAUGHS)
BIG SEXY' YEAH BIG SEXY'
YOU JUST SIGNED'RIGHT'CASH MONEY'RIGHT RIGHT.
TELL US A LITTLE BIT ABOUT THAT DEAL.
BIG DEAL' BIG DEAL MAN.
IT FEELS GOOD TO, AFTER BEING AWAY FOR SO LONG•
TO STILL HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO COME DO WHAT I DO IN A MAJOR WAY'
ESPECIALLY WITH A MAJOR LABEL, EXACTLY.
BUT WHEN YOU ARE DEALING WITH A MAJOR COMPANY LIKE CASH MONEY
WITH THE SUCCESS THAT THEY HAVE, YOU ALREADY HAVE YOUR FANS AND YOUR FOLLOWING TOO
BUT YOU ALSO HAVE THAT CROWD THAT MAY BE UNFAMILIAR WITH YOU.
YEAH ITS A MERGE.
WHAT DO YOU PLAN ON DOING TO BRIDGE THAT GAP?
JUST STAY RELEVANT'YOU KNOW' STAY OUT THERE' STAY IN THEIR FACE.
PUT ME IN THEIR FACE AND I WILL DO THE REST' I GOT IT FROM THERE.
YOU CAN WORK OUT' WEAR T-SHIRTS' THAT WILL GET IT DONE.
HE IS STILL GETTING ME' YOU KNOW I HAD TO GET YOU' I•M GONNA LET HIM SLIDE.
BUT YOU ARE STILL PERFORMING LIKE CRAZY' YOU KNOW THAT IS MY THING RIGHT THERE.
MY MAIN THING'
SO MAKING MUSIC IN THE STUDIO AND LIVE PERFORMANCES, LIVE PERFORMANCES WIN.
WELL I WRITE MY MUSIC TO PERFORM IT.
BECAUSE SOONER OR LATER, YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO GET ON STAGE TO PERFORM IT.
YEAH' ITS A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT CAN•T PERFORM THOUGH.
I KNOW BUT THAT AIN•T THAT•S ON THEM.
THERE ARE SOME RAPPERS THAT ARE OUT THERE, HOW ARE YOU A RAPPER.
THERE ARE RAPPERS THAT HAVE STAGE FRIGHT.
IT•S DIFFERENT DOING IT IN STUDIO AS OPPOSED TO DOING IT IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCE.
NOW BEFORE WE GET OUT OF HERE, YOU TALK ABOUT HOW I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU WITH THE HAIR.
YOU CUT IT OFF' LET THEM SEE IT' I•M A BALD HEAD MACK' LET THEM SEE IT.
IT•S GONE' NOW THERE ARE SOME CELEBRITIES THAT NEED TO FOLLWO YOUR LEAD.
THEY DON•T KNOW WHEN TO LET IT GO' HERE WE GO.
MESSY' WE ARE ABOUT TO BE MESSY.
CAN YOU FIGHT TONY KING, CAUSE I AM SAYING, I AM GOING TO HOLD MINE.
I CANNOT FIGHT, BUT I CAN CALL THE POLICE VERY QUICKLY.
TRUE'TRUE'TRUE'TRUE.
THIS IS WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO'WE ARE GOING TO PLAY A LITTLE GAME.
LET IT GO OR LET IT GROW'I AM GOING TO SHOW YOU SOME CELEBRITIES.
AND YOU COUNSELED THEM ON WHETHER THEY SHOULD LET IT GO OR LET IT GROW.
I'M GOING TO KEEP IT REAL WITH THEM' KEEP IT REAL.
LET IT GO OR LET IT GROW' OKAY PICTURE NUMBER ONE LETS GO.
AWW.
COME ON COOLIO.
HE MIGHT AS WELL LET THAT GROW CAUSE IT AIN'T GROWING NO MORE.
HE NEEDS A LACE FRONT UP THERE.
HE DOESN'T HAVE A LINING UP THERE.
HE NEEDS A' WHAT THE HELL' MAN' IS THAT A.M.
IN THE FRONT' WHAT IS THAT? A MUG SHOT? YEAH.
THAT'S A MUG SHOT' THAT'S HIS INVISIBLE PART.
OKAY NEXT ONE' THE NEXT PICTURE.
LET IT GO OR LET IT GROW? HE HAS ENOUGH MONEY TO DO WHATEVER HE WANTS TO WITH IT.
GOOD ANSWER' GOOD ANSWER' NEXT PICTURE.
LET IT GO LET IT GROW? COME ON.
PUT THEM UP' THAT'S WHAT HE CALLED ME.
THAT MAN SAID I WAS ON THE YARD PROBABLY WORKING OUT OR SOMETHING
AND THEY HAD THE RADIO PLAYING
I WAS ON MY VACATION YOU BETTER NOT LAUGH
THAT MAN SAID AND IT WAS FUNNY MYSTIKAL NEED TO CUT THAT MAN HE LOOKS LIKE STEVIE WONDER.
THE WHOLE YARD FELL OUT' BUT YOU LISTEN TO ME' DON'T WORRY.
STEVIE DIDN'T SEE IT COMING' I'M NOT BLESSED ASSURANCE.
YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR LIVE SHOWS' RIGHT' OKAY.
THIS IS THE THING.
COMING UP LATER YOU HAVE A LIVE SHOW FOR US RIGHT? RIGHT.
YOU ARE GOING TO HIT THE STAGE? I GOT YOU.
YOU ARE GOING TO BLESS THE STAGE? I GOT YOU.
RIGHT THERE' KEEP IT LOCKED RIGHT THERE.
COMING UP SHORTLY WE HAVE MYSTIKAL HITTING THE STAGE.
AND YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT MS'LOUISIANA 2013 ASHLEY HEBERT JOINING US.
AND I WANT TO KNOW HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW YOUR NEGROES COMING UP NAME THAT ***.
THAT'S COMING UP SHORTLY RIGHT HERE TONY KING IS FUNNY THE LIVEST LATE NIGHT PARTY.
WELCOME BACK TONY KING IS FUNNY LIVE RIGHT HERE.
YOU MAY NOTICE THAT I AM DOING THIS A LOT.
THIS IS WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU ARE IMPORTANT IMPORTANT.
THIS IS WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU ARE IMPORTANT.
YOU ARE STILL IMPORTANT? OH I AM VERY IMPORTANT.
YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY IS EVERYWHERE I GO
WHITE PEOPLE ALWAYS WALK UP TO ME AND ASK ME AM I A FAMOUS CELEBRITY.
UNFORTUNATELY THEY DON'T THINK THAT I AM THE FAMOUS CELEBRITY TONY KING IS FUNNY.
THEY ACTUALLY HAVE NO CLUE WHO THAT IS.
THEY MISTAKE ME FOR RANDOM BLACK PEOPLE THAT I HOPE I DON'T LOOK LIKE
LIKE FOREST WHITAKER.
TODAY 21 PEOPLE TOLD ME I LOOK LIKE FOREST WHITAKER.
WAIT.
GHOST DOG FOREST WHITAKER OR ANOTHER FORREST WHITAKER?
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT IS A GHOST DOG FOREST WHITAKER OR JASON'S LYRIC FOREST WHITAKER
BOTH OF THEM HAVE A LAZY EYE AND I KNOW I DON'T HAVE A LAZY EYE
SO I AM HERE TO TRY AND HELP BRIDGE THE GAP
BETWEEN THE WHITE COMMUNITY AND THE BLACK COMMUNITY
TO STOP SAYING THAT YOU GUYS LIKE ME LOOK LIKE FOREST WHITAKER
RIGHT HERE WE HAVE A LITTLE GAME THAT WE PLAY IT'S CALLED NAMED THAT *** CHECK IT OUT.
EXCUSE ME SIR WE ARE ACTUALLY FILMING A SEGMENT FOR MY TELEVISION SHOW.
AND.
WE HERE AT THE TONY KING IS FUNNY SHOW ARE ALL ABOUT RACIAL EQUALITY
"FREE LIL BOOSIE" WE ARE TRYING TO BRIDGE THE GAP
"DO YOU ALL HAVE ANY BLACK FRIENDS?"
WE ARE AT DOWNTOWN BATON ROUGE AT FEST FOR ALL.
AND WE ARE GOING TO PLAY A LITTLE GAME.
NAMED THAT ***.
COME ON LET'S GO.
WE ARE PLAYING A GAME CALLED NAMED THAT ***.
I SHOW YOU RANDOM PICTURES OF NEGROES AND YOU HAVE TO NAME THEM.
LITTLE WAYNE.
OKAY.
I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU PICTURES YOU NAME THOSE NEGROES OKAY?
IT'S PROBABLY GOING TO BE SAMUEL L JACKSON ON EVERY ONE.
NAME THAT ***.
I BET IT STARTS WITH A LITTLE.
CAN I GIVE YOU A HINT? LOOSE AS A GOOSE HE IS THE ONE WHO KNOWS ALL OF THE RAP THOUGH.
WHAT? HE KNOWS ALL THE RAP? WHAT DOES HE DO? TALK TO BLACK WOMEN? MAY BE A LITTLE BIT.
LOOSE AS A GOOSE.
I DON'T REALLY KNOW.
HELLO LADIES NAME THIS ***.
FIRST OF ALL THAT'S KIM KARDASHIAN SHE IS NOT A ***.
WELL SHE HAS HAD MORE NEGROES IN HER THEN POPEYES SO I GUESS THAT COUNTS.
THAT'S THE FIGHTER DUDE.
THAT IS NOT KIMBELL SLICE.
YEAH I'LL DON'T KNOW ANY NEGROES.
NAME ONE ***.
SAMUEL L JACKSON.
NAME THIS ***.
THAT'S YOU.
ARE YOU SURE? OR IS THAT SAMUEL L JACKSON? YEAH I'LL NEED TO STUDY UP ON Y'ALL'S NEGROES.
NAME THIS ***.
THAT'S YOU.
SHE KNOWS THIS ***.
ALSO.
THANK YOU LADIES.
DID YOU NOTICE THAT WHITE GUY WAS WRAPPING BETTER THAN MOST RAPPERS OUT HERE?
YOU DID NOTICED IT.
YEAH I'LL DIDN'T REHEARSE THAT DID YOU? NO.
HE WAS BETTER THAN HALF THE RAP GAME.
THIS ALBUM IS COMING OUT SOON FEATURING MYSTIKAL.
WE TOLD YOU THAT THIS LADY WILL BE REPRESENTING LOUISIANA
IN THE MISS INTERNATIONAL PAGEANT.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
GIVE IT UP FOR MS.
ASHLEY HEBERT.
MS.
LOUISIANA INTERNATIONAL 2013.
HEY.
HOW ARE YOU DOING? I AM GOOD.
I SEE YOU HAVE THE CROWN ON.
YEAH.
YES.
NOW LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.
DO YOU WEAR THE CROWN EVERYWHERE YOU GO? AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.
I MEAN HOW OFTEN CAN I DO THAT?
SO THIS YEAR YOU WILL SEE ME IN THE GROCERY STORE WITH THIS ON.
I AM NOT MAD AT YOU.
BECAUSE I WAS PROM KING AND I WORE MY CROWN TO IHOP.
I BELIEVE YOU.
LAST WEEK.
YOU WERE PROM KING FOR REAL? I GOT A DISCOUNT.
TWO PANCAKES FOR ONE.
NO YOU SAY YOU WHERE IT AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.
YOUR JOB YOUR TITLE MISS LOUISIANA INTERNATIONAL 2013
I AM SURE YOU HAVE TO BE OUT A LOT RIGHT? YES.
DOING WHAT? WHAT DO THEY HAVE YOU DOING? WELL MY PLATFORM IS EDUCATION.
I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT EVERY YOUNG LADY IN LOUISIANA
GETS THE EDUCATION THAT THEY SHOULD.
WE AREN•T LIMITED BY OUR CIRCUMSTANCES ANYMORE
AS WOMEN THAT'S MY PLATFORM TO MAKE SURE THAT YOUNG LADIES ARE BEING EDUCATED.
GIVE IT UP FOR THAT.
SO I DEFINITELY DO A LOT OF COMMUNITY SERVICE.
CHURCHES.
SCHOOLS.
SPEAKING.
SO YEAH THE CROWN STAYS.
THAT IS GOOD.
AND VERY EMPOWERING THAT YOU ARE TEACHING WOMEN TO TO STEP UP EDUCATIONALLY
BUT YOU HAVE THE TITLE'HOW LONG HAVE YOU HELD THE TITLE? SEPTEMBER.
SO IT IS ALMOST A YEAR? NOW YOU TALK ABOUT THE PAGEANT YOU SAY IT IS WHEN? IT'S IN JULY.
THE 26TH AND 27TH IN CHICAGO.
IT WILL ACTUALLY BE MY FIRST TIME IN CHICAGO.
CHI-TOWN.
THE WINDY CITY.
COMPETING.
YOU TALK ABOUT HAVING TO GET THERE.
YOU ARE REPRESENTING LOUISIANA.
IT'S A BIG BIG DEAL.
A GREAT HONOR.
BUT IT TAKES MORE THAN JUST A BEAUTIFUL FACE
AND BEING ACCOMPLISH YOU ACTUALLY NEED TO FIND THE DREAM.
YOU CAN HELP SEND ME TO NATIONALS.
IF YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT PAGEANT LIFE IS NOT CHEAP
IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO DONATE TO THE CAUSE BE A SPONSOR
AND HELP ME GET TO NATIONALS THAT WOULD BE EXCEPTIONAL
YOU ARE SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO A RAPPER! I AM.
NOW HOW CAN THEY GET INFORMATION TO GIVE? YOU CAN GO TO MY FACEBOOK PAGE
FACEBOOK.COM\MISS LA I NTL 2013
DARIUS YOU CAN ACTUALLY GO AND HELP MISS LOUISIANA INTERNATIONAL 2013
GO TO NATIONALS AND BRING THE CHAMPIONSHIP BACK HOME TO THE BOOT.
COMING UP YOU DEFINITELY WANT TO KEEP IT A LOT BECAUSE MYSTIKAL
WILL BE TEARING THE STAGE UP RIGHT HERE
WITH TONY KING IS FUNNY THE LIVEST LATE NIGHT PARTY.
WELCOME BACK TONY KING IS FUNNY THE LIVEST LATE NIGHT PARTY
OF COURSE WE PROMISED YOU THIS AND THIS MAN IS GETTING READY TO TEAR THE STAGE DOWN
LET ME MOVE TO THE RIGHT BECAUSE HE IS ABOUT TO TERRY DOWN, GIVE IT UP FOR MYSTIKAL!
DJ INCREDIBLE ON THE ONES AND TWOS.
TONY KING.
THAT'S THAT BULL THAT'S THAT BULL
THAT'S THAT BULL, THAT'S THAT BULLIT GOT ME - UP, RIGHT NOW ON THAT BULL
THAT'S THAT BULL, THAT'S THAT BULL
GOT US - OUT HERE, ON THAT BULL
THAT'S THAT BULL, THAT'S THAT BULL
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IT'S ALMOST TIME TO GET OUT OF HERE
EVERY NIGHT I WILL HIT YOU WITH A TOP 5.
TOP 5 THINGS
TODAY•S TOP 5' TOP 5 REASONS TO "TURN DOWN"
NUMBER 5...
YOU•RE A PASTOR.
THE LAST THING I WANT TO SEE IS MY PASTOR "TURNED UP."
LET US NOT FORGET THE LAST PASTOR TO "TURN UP."
IMPRESSION / "I HAVE SINNED!"
SIDENOTE' WHAT IF JOEL OSTEEN WAS "TURNED UP?"
COULD YOU IMAGINE THAT? IMPRESSION / JOEL OSTEEN
TOP 5 REASONS TO "TURN DOWN" NUMBER 4...
YOU•RE A 32 YEAR OLD GRANDMA!
### RANT ###
TOP 5 REASONS TO "TURN DOWN" NUMBER 3...
YOUR MOTHER IS A 32 YEAR OLD GRANDMA...
### RANT ###
TOP 5 REASONS TO "TURN DOWN" NUMBER 2...
CAUSE YOU•RE PREGNANT!
I DON•T WANT YOU TO BE IN YOUR 3RD TRIMESTER
TAKING CLUB PICS IN FRONT A LIL BOOSIE BACKGROUND.
I FOR DAMN SURE DON•T WANT TO SEE YOU DRINKING!
AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON TO "TURN DOWN"...
YOU GOTTA GO TO WORK IN THE MORNING!
AND I NEED YOU TO BE UP WHEN YOU ARE AT WORK.
CAUSE I AM TIRED OF HAVING TO PULL UP AT POPEYES AND WAIT FOR MY ORDER.
THANKS YA•LL FOR JOINING ME TONIGHT FOR THE VERY FIRST SHOW, "TONY KING IS FUNNY".
IT•S BEEN A TRIP.
REMEMBER TO HOOK UP WITH ME ON FACEBOOK, (TONY KING IS FUNNY),
TWITTER, (TONY KING IS FUNNY),
PINTREST, (TONY KING IS FUNNY),
OR JUST GOOGLE ME, (TONY KING IS FUNNY).
THANKS TO DJ INCREDIBLE, MYSTIKAL, AND MISS LOUISIANA
ALL OF YOU IN THE AUDIENCE, AND ALL OF YOU AT HOME.
SEE YOU NEXT TIME.