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Whenever he sees me, he threatens me...
I'm going to beat you up. Just watch.hehe
Behave yourself.hehe
Ma'am, he ought to be thanking me.
I service her five days a week.e
That's my wife!he
Are you crazy?he
Five days a week. He's a trucker and he travels.
She's cheating on you.hehee
I need my chocolate. What can I do?hehe
He cut me here.hehe
He knows I'm with him.hehee
If he doesn't like it, he knows what he has to do.he
Be quiet.hehehe
I award you the prize of Cuckold of the Year.he
God appeared to me in the fleshe
He touched me and made love to me.hehehe
She's a sinner!hehehe
How can Jesus make love to you?e
What she painted is blasphemy?e
It's blasphemy.hehehe
It's an insult to the church.he
An insult to us Catholics.he
Look, ma'am.hehehe
How can something so perfect be bad?he
She's having *** fantasies about our Lord Jesus Christ.he
It can be painted how she likese
and she might call it the abdomen,hehe
but to me, that looks like a *** and testicles.he
CASE CLOSED SPECIAL EDITIONhehehe
French author Albert Camus once said,hehehehe
"Two men loved by the same woman are somewhat related."hehe
Hello and welcome to "Case Closed."hehehehee
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Bring out the litigants.he
Ma'am, that's how we Dominicans are.hehehe
Hot.hehe
What the hell's wrong with him?
Let me explain.hehe
You've got no shame.he
You're eating my cattle. Are you crazy?he
Let me explain.hehe
Ma'am, what's wrong with sharing?hehehe
Ma'am, if I kill this guy, what's my sentence?hehe
See what I have to put up with from this rude guy?hehe
You're laughing, but I think the problem between you twohee
is serious.hehe
I have my suspicions.he
Bryan, why are you suing Hugo, e
and what do you demand for this conflict to be resolved?he
Good afternoon.hehe
I'm suing my girlfriend's husband.hehe
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How can you sue your girlfriend's husband?
I want a restraining order against him.hehehe
Whenever he sees me, he threatens me.hehehe
I'm going to beat you up.hehe
Behave yourself.hehe
Respect the lady and the audience.he
You won't do that here.hehe
You're saying that on camera and you're asking for trouble.
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Every time he sees me, he threatens me.hehehe
You want a restraining order.he
Has there been violence between you two?he
Yeah, he hit me.hehe
More than once?he
Yeah, lots of times.he
-Did you call the police? -No.hehe
We Dominicans don't call the cops.hehe
We handle it ourselves like mene
That's why we're here. For you to resolve this.hehe
Except police reports are necessary sometimeshehehe
to know the events have occurred.hehehe
I don't know why a Dominican can't call the police.hehee
If he's being hit and his life is threatened,hehe
he should call the cops.hehe
Our reps would be ruined.hehe
You're nothing but a !$#@ sissye
Explain how you got together with a married woman.hehe
I'm crazy about married women.e
Not young and single.hehe
I like them older and married.e
I like the feeling.hehehee
-You're crazy. -It's yours I like.hehe
You sissy.hehehe
That's why I beat you up sometimes, you $!#@.
I'll rip your head off. Just watch.hehehe
Ma'am, he ought to be thanking me.hehe
I service her five times a weeke
That's my wife! Are you crazy?hehe
I take care of her five days a week.he
He's a trucker and he travels.e
How can a woman be with this man?hehe
Look at how fat he is.hehe
I'm fine.hehe
Look at me.he
No, you're...he
I'm fine like this. Forget it.hehe
I've got a hot body.hehe
hehe
So you want a restraining order because he hits you.hehe
How do you respond?hehehe
Ma'am, I'm a working man.he
I travel to New York, New Jersey, Boston.hehe
I drive my truck worry-free and make that money.hehehe
Sure.hehe
Because this country's...he
The situation is difficult.he
Right.hehe
That's true.he
I give her $1,OOO a week.he
Wow!hehe
Times are tough.
On one of those trips to New York,he
this happens to me.hehehe
Can you imagine?hehehe
I'm going crazy.he
My question is the following.he
Why do you hit him?hehehe
Because he has no shame!he
I'm working and making money!he
I made him an offer and he won't take it.hehehe
He gets with her.hehehe
Shouldn't you be here asking your wife for a divorce?hehe
No, I love her.hehe
We both want her.hehehe
Knowing she cheats on you and making a cuckold of you...e
I need my chocolate. What can I tell you?hehehe
Oh!hehe
So maybe you should accept his offer.hehehe
He refuses to accept it.hehe
What's the offer?hehehe
We can share.hehe
I can take care of her five days,he
and you the other two.hehee
You pay for the house and support her,he
I'll pay for the salon and for her clothes.hehehe
Last week, I spent a ton of money.hehehe
I bought her a red dress like Little Red Riding Hood...e
And he who got to enjoy it.hee
You're crazy!hehe
I pay for her car!hehehe
The car, rent, and I give her money.hehehe
And boy does she ask for money.e
Oh, Lord!hehe
But you need your chocolate.he
$1OO here and $2OO there...he
I love that woman.hehehee
I'm not going anywhere just because this sissy's here.
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You have to dress like a man.he
How'd you meet her?hehe
We were in the same aisle at the grocery store,he
walking toward each other.hee
We collided, she dropped a bag, and I helped her pick it up.he
We both bent over.hehehe
She wore a loose-fitting blouse and I saw her ***.
That's why you get what you deserve.hehehehe
I liked her ***.hehe
I took her home.hehe
We left the parking lot and I followed her in my car.he
I asked if I could go home with her and she said yes.hee
I grabbed the grocery bag from her car and put it at the door.e
She said if I was going to be a gentleman,hehehee
go all the way and take her bag to the kitchen.hehehe
I put it in the kitchen.hehe
We then exchanged numbers.hee
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She doesn't do a damn thing.he
That's your problem!hehehe
You're a $!#@.hehehe
I asked her out the next week and she said yes.he
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We went out, had some drinks, and we had sex.he
She liked how I did it.hehee
I use my tongue more than anything.he
Are you kidding me?hehe
Yeah.hehe
You're crazy.he
That's my thing.hehe
The detail some people go into when it doesn't interest me...
If only there was as much detaie
when people spoke about why they were suing.hee
He has no shame!hehe
I'm away in some other state, cold as hell,he
while he's plucking low-hanging fruit.hehehee
I still don't understand.hehe
The same thing happened to me in Santo Domingohehe
with a woman and her cop husband.hehehe
The cop found me.hehehe
I'd been fooling around with his wife for four months.e
When the cop went to work, I snuck in through the window.e
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That is something!hehehe
I'm going to give you a matching scar on your face.hehe
Why?hehe
For being a sissy.he
I faced that cop who was armed.e
You think this guy...hehe
You're a real boy toy. One of the good ones.hehe
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Look at him.he
Looks like he got that shirt at the flea market.
I give my wife all my money.he
-Any witnesses? -I brought one.hehehehe
We'll take a short break.hehe
When we return, he
we'll talk to the defendant's witness.
Stay tuned.hehehe
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The chocolate's here.he
He knew how it was.hehe
I was clear.hehe
He doesn't need to play detective.he
He knows I'm with him.hehee
-You're pregnant? -Yes.he
Who's the father?he
Could be him or him.hehe
And the Cuckold of the Year Award goes to you.hehe
CASE CLOSED SPECIAL EDITIONhehehe