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Outlicious Ask anyone who knows me and they'll tell you
I've been the hostess with the mostess my entire life.
Even as a young girl, I not only catered my sweet sixteen birthday party, but made my
very own cake and dress too. That's where I met my husband Carlos.
And nine months later I bore a child. But tragedy struck when out child disappeared
and Carlos ran off with the neighbor's wife, the *** ***.
But I'm not bitter because when life serves you lemons, you make margaritas.
I'm Dinah Diva, and welcome to Outdishes. Fasten your seatbelts it's going to be a bumpy
night. Just kidding! It's going to be a fun night
because you're spending it with me, Dinah Diva, here on Outdishes.
Tonight, I'm pulling out all my old movies and suggesting some very fun side dishes to
go along with them. Let's see what we got here.
One of my favorites, Xanadu. Love Olivia!
Which reminds me of olive. And speaking of olive.
Yum! Who else we got here?
Seabiscuit. Toby McGuire would make an awesome power bottom.
Moonstruck. A greasy bagel boy with cream cheese?
Please! Next up, The Wasp Woman.
A cosmetics mogul injects her face with bee venom to make herself feel younger.
End up growing an antenna and big buggy eyes. Kind of like me when I wake up in the morning.
Next up is The Sound of Music. I'd stay away from the baked beans unless
you wanted to toot along with the Vontrap family.
Next up, Fantasia. Hated her album but this movie rocks!
I would try it with some mushrooms. Are you tired of cow? Or just eating plain
old red meat? I would throw a Babe in the VCR and a pig
on the spit. That will get you started to vegetarian.
Next up is one of my favorites, Birds. No! No!
Love Tippy Hedren. Just as much as I love The Colonel.
So until next time, girls. This is Dinah Diva reminding you that the
best way to a man's heart or the quickest for that matter is through his esophagus.
Bye! Outlicious