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One day up near the Hollywood sign I met a beautiful girl, she had a look in
her eye She really liked your style
Like a short Tom Cruise but I don't like guys If you saw this chick from her profile side
She could block the sun, turn the world to midnight
Those were some headlights Even called my Mama told her this one's right
Then after a month of dating this girl she finally said
Tonight's the night Your gonna see these *** then we'll ***
all night Then the moment came and she turned around
Took her arm bra down, and my heart hit the ground
Something wasn't right Those nipples looked like they were dipped
and fried And hey, you know I really thought it was
love But, your big *** breasticles didn't come
from above Whoa, Oh, Oh, how could you do this *** to
me? It's just too much, keep those manufactured
*** away from me Did Jesus really want you this way?
How could you *** with what his Daddy made? Just last week I was trying to decide
Between Sprite and Orange soda in a Taco Bell line
But then a girl walked by She had thick *** *** and a big backside
I said hello baby let me make your day Let me buy you a soda and a nachos grande
Then she said OK It was just the start of a beautiful day
Then later that night I got the music just right
That's when she said Are you ready Andre?
Oh hell yes I've been waiting all day I know Martin Luther King made the mountaintop
But if he saw those *** that brotha would drop
I don't think surgery Is where you should shop for a discount rate
And hey, I promised that our love wouldn't stop
But when we went snorkeling You floated right to the top
Whoa, Oh, Oh, I gave you my entire day But when you tossed your bra I saw a
Retarded owl staring back at me Do you really like them this way?
Because that left *** is D.O.A. God *** what did you do?
She said "I got them for myself" Well, *** you
You said I should have a problem That they're not really real
I'll put a hammer in my *** We'll see how you feel
You know I wanna throw up but I'll do my best But my tongue ain't coming near that scarred
up mess Cause I know that you know
Ya think ya body's pretty dope But you killed three people giving
***' motorboats And Hey, I know ya think ya got it all
But when you breastfeeded your child He got a dislocated jaw
Whoa, Oh, Oh, I guess Hugh Hefner don't agree But honestly when you tie your shoes
It borders on *** So sorry if we gave it away
Those Double D's ain't in your DNA Whoa, Oh, Oh, just where the hell's your dignity
Cause when you dance your *** look just like Two drunk hippos in captivity
You've got to know your limits you see You got two black eyes on my trampoline
Whoa, Oh, Oh, I guess I shouldn't give a *** You spent 10 grand
Now your nipples are the size of a hockey puck
I got this funny feeling you see You date armenians as old as Ghandi
Whoa, Oh, Oh, if your a stripper listen up That *** is cool, just don't take your skanky
*** To a public pool
You'll scare the little children away Don't bring those mutant *** out to play
Whoa, Oh, Oh, you don't need *** to compete Just look at Paris Hilton
She's sucked every *** in the galaxy An itty bitty tittie's OK
Just bring that slutty personality Whoa, Oh, Oh, I know they said they would
look great But in reality everyone forgot to mention
gravity It's all just simple physics you see
When half your body weight is in your *** Whoa, Oh, Oh, got this new chick I love a
lot She's really cool and her *** ain't no
bigger than a tater tot So I film all our sex in 3D
Them *** huge when they come right at me
Whoa, Oh, Oh, this is the longest chorus ever Cause when it comes to stupid ***
All our lines start becoming pretty clever Guess there's nothing more we can say
This song could last for 97 days So many silicone clowns in LA
Hooray for boobie abnormality