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- CHUMLEE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- SWEEPING.
IT SUCKS. YOU WANT TO DO IT FOR ME?
- NO, BUT I'M HUNGRY.
I WANT A HAMBURGER.
GO TO THAT PLACE IN HENDERSON.
GET ME A CHILI CHEESEBURGER WITH EXTRA CHILI
AND A LARGE ORDER OF FRIES.
- CAN'T WE SEND HIM SOMEWHERE AROUND HERE?
IT'S, LIKE, A 45-MINUTE DRIVE.
- WELL, HE AIN'T GOT NOTHING ELSE TO DO.
- IT AIN'T EVEN LUNCHTIME YET. IT'S, LIKE, 10:00.
- YEAH, BY THE TIME HE GETS BACK,
IT'LL BE NOON.
- LEAVE THE OLD MAN ALONE, COREY.
I'M GOING TO GET HIM LUNCH.
- AND I'LL BUY YOUR LUNCH SINCE YOU'RE DRIVING.
- ALL RIGHT.
- ALL RIGHT, WELL, SINCE YOU'RE BUYING,
I'M GOING WITH HIM.
- DO ME A FAVOR HERE, BOSS.
FINISH THIS UP FOR ME.
- YEAH, I'M GONNA FINISH IT.
I'LL WRAP IT AROUND YOUR HEAD.
- APPARENTLY, THE OLD MAN THINKS A GOOD BURGER
IS WORTH TRAVELING FOR.
- OH, YOU GOT TO LOVE THE OLD MAN'S ERRANDS.
- AND WE'RE STUCK BEING HIS LITTLE DELIVERY BOYS.
[sighs]
- DUDE, THERE'S OLD MAN'S TRUCK.
- YEAH, SO?
- SO WE SHOULD TAKE IT.
USE HIS GAS.
- HE'D BE PISSED IF WE TOOK IT.
AH, SCREW IT. LET'S TAKE IT.
COME ON.
- WHOO-HOO. YEAH.
- AT MY SHOP, FAMILY COMES FIRST
AND MONEY COMES SECOND...
DEPENDING ON WHO YOU ASK.
BUT THE BEST PART,
YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT'S GONNA COME THROUGH THAT DOOR.
THIS IS PAWN STARS.
IT'S YOU AGAIN.
WHAT DO WE HAVE-- WELL, OBVIOUSLY, IT'S A MACE.
PUT THAT DOWN GENTLY. [laughs]
- WILL DO. - OKAY.
DO YOU KNOW MUCH ABOUT IT?
- YEAH, I THINK IT'S PROBABLY FROM ABOUT 1550, 1560.
- THIS IS REALLY INTRIGUING.
THIS IS, LIKE, ONE OF THE OLDEST WEAPONS THERE IS,
AND IT WORKED.
REMEMBER, YOU'RE TALKING THE 1500s.
I MEAN, THEY STILL WORE ARMOR.
JUST SWINGING THIS ON SOMEONE'S--
I MEAN, YOU FEEL LIKE BRAVEHEART JUST HOLDING IT.
[laughs]
- THE PRICE JUST WENT UP.
I'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE, SO, YOU KNOW,
I FELT COMFORTABLE BRINGING SOMETHING BACK IN HERE.
I COLLECT MEDIEVAL WEAPONS.
A REAL MACE THAT'S 500 YEARS OLD IS VERY HARD TO COME BY.
I THINK THAT THIS PAWN SHOP WILL RECOGNIZE IT FOR WHAT IT IS.
- THAT FEELS LIKE, WHAT, LIKE, FIVE, SIX POUNDS?
- YEAH.
- SO IT'S LIGHT ENOUGH THAT A GUY COULD CARRY IT...
- RIGHT.
WHEN YOU SWING AND HIT SOMEBODY WITH THIS THING,
IT PUTS THE WHOLE FORCE OF IMPACT ON ONE POINT.
- THAT'S WHAT THEY WERE FOR.
I MEAN, THIS RIGHT HERE IS THE EQUIVALENT
OF A BULLET HITTING YOU IN THE HEAD.
- YEAH.
- IT'S HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF POUNDS OF FORCE RIGHT THERE.
HIT SOMEONE IN THE CHEST OR THE RIBS,
YOU'RE GONNA BREAK RIBS.
HIT SOMEONE IN THE LEG, THEY'RE GONNA GO DOWN.
YOU HIT SOMEONE IN THE HEAD, YOU'RE GONNA KILL 'EM.
I LOVE WHEN OLD WEAPONS LIKE THIS COME TO THE SHOP.
THEY NOT ONLY APPEAL TO WEAPONS COLLECTORS,
BUT JUST AVERAGE GUYS LOVE THESE THINGS AND BUY 'EM.
THEY'RE JUST AWESOME.
WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR IT?
- YEAH, I WAS THINKING ABOUT 3,800.
- YOU HAVE SOME PAPERWORK ON IT?
- UNFORTUNATELY, I DON'T HAVE ANY PROVENANCE ON IT
OTHER THAN, YOU KNOW, AS IT SITS HERE.
- OKAY. - I KNOW IT'S REAL.
- I LIKE IT, BUT I WOULD LIKE SOMEONE TO LOOK AT IT
WHO KNOWS A LITTLE BIT MORE THAN I DO,
SO I'M GONNA CALL IN MY BUDDY CRAIG.
- OH, NO. - [laughs]
- OH, LET-- CAN'T WE JUST DO A DEAL?
WE DON'T NEED CRAIG, DO WE?
- THIS GUY AND CRAIG DISAGREE ON PRICE A LOT.
BOTH OF THEM KNOW A LOT ABOUT WEAPONS,
BUT I ALWAYS HAVE TO SIDE WITH THE GUY
NOT TRYING TO GET A LOT OF MONEY OUT OF ME.
[laughs]
HEY, HOW'S IT GOING? - GOOD.
I GOT A WATCH HERE I WANT TO GET RID OF.
$1,000. LET'S TALK SOME MONEY.
- OKAY. YOU'RE PRETTY SURE OF YOURSELF.
[laughs] - ABSOLUTELY.
I KNOW IT'S ENGLISH-MADE,
AND I'VE BEEN TOLD IT'S ABOUT 400 YEARS OLD.
- THAT IS DEFINITELY COOL.
SO HAVE YOU EVER TAKEN THIS APART OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT?
- I NEVER DID, BECAUSE I WAS AFRAID I MIGHT BREAK SOMETHING.
- OKAY. - I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO IT.
- WELL, GIVE ME A SECOND. I MIGHT BREAK IT MYSELF.
[laughs]
- I FOUND THE POCKET WATCH AT A MOTEL.
I CONTACTED THE POLICE DEPARTMENT,
AND THE LADY SAID, "I GUESS IT BELONGS TO YOU.
JUST PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET."
SO THAT'S WHAT I DID.
I PUT IT IN MY POCKET AND KEPT IT.
[laughs]
- SO WE HAVE...
IF YOU LOOK RIGHT HERE, YOU'LL SEE A LION.
- OKAY, I SEE THAT.
- THAT TELLS ME IT'S STERLING SILVER,
WHICH IS 92.5% SILVER.
- HMM.
- RIGHT HERE, YOU SEE AN ANCHOR. - UH-HUH.
- THE ANCHOR SAYS IT'S MADE IN BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND.
SEE THIS LITTLE "T" RIGHT HERE?
THAT WOULD BE THE DATE CODE FOR BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND.
- SO DO YOU KNOW WHAT YEAR IT WAS OR...
- WELL, THAT'S THE GREAT THING. I CAN LOOK ALL THIS STUFF UP.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GO ONLINE
AND TYPE IN "ENGLISH SILVER HALLMARKS."
A MILLION SITES WILL POP UP.
- OKAY.
- I USED TO HAVE TO KEEP AROUND TONS OF REFERENCE BOOKS
TO LOOK THINGS LIKE THIS UP,
BUT NOW A LOT OF IT IS ONLINE.
AND HERE WE GO RIGHT HERE.
1893.
- 1893. THAT'S A LITTLE...
- A LITTLE NEWER. - YEAH.
NOT QUITE 400 YEARS, INNIT?
- YEAH, BUT IT IS 120 YEARS OLD,
AND IT DOES RUN VERY WELL FOR A WATCH THAT OLD.
BUT THEY DON'T GO FOR A LOT OF MONEY.
- OKAY, WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT, NOT A LOT OF MONEY?
- 100 BUCKS. - NO.
- YES.
- NO, THERE'S $100 WORTH OF SILVER IN THAT THING.
- NO, THERE'S PROBABLY, LIKE, $20 WORTH OF SILVER THERE.
REMEMBER, IT'S SILVER. IT'S NOT GOLD.
SILVER'S WORTH 22 BUCKS AN OUNCE.
YOU'VE PROBABLY GOT RIGHT AROUND AN OUNCE OF SILVER THERE.
- CAN YOU DO 500? - NOPE.
LIKE I SAID, 100 BUCKS IS A GENEROUS OFFER ON THIS WATCH.
- OHH... 2?
- NOPE. 100 BUCKS.
- I-I CAN'T DO IT FOR 100.
I'VE GOT ALL THESE GRANDSONS.
I FIGURED I COULD SPLIT THE MONEY A LITTLE BETTER
THAN I COULD...
- THE WATCH? - THE WATCH.
[both laugh]
- I'D GIVE YOU, LIKE, 120 BUCKS, BUT...
- YEAH.
NO, I CAN'T--I CAN'T-- I CAN'T LET IT GO FOR THAT.
I JUST CAN'T DO IT.
- OKAY, WELL, LET ME PUT IT BACK TOGETHER FOR YOU.
- I WENT IN HOPING TO TAKE HIM BY SURPRISE.
I JUST SAID, "GIVE ME $1,000.
LET'S DON'T ARGUE ABOUT IT."
BUT DIDN'T QUITE WORK OUT THAT WAY.
- THE OLD MAN SENT ME AND COREY ALL THE WAY OUT TO HENDERSON
JUST TO GET HIM A BURGER,
SO WE TOOK HIS TRUCK.
NOT THE WORST WAY TO SPEND A WORK DAY.
- ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS ARE ALL SET.
- THANK YOU.
- WHOA.
- THAT'S A '62 CORVETTE, DUDE.
- I THINK IT HAS A "FOR SALE" SIGN ON IT.
- OH, LET'S GO GRAB HIM REAL QUICK.
MY DAD'S BEEN LOOKING FOR A 1962 'VETTE FOR YEARS.
THIS ONE LOOKS PRISTINE TOO.
HOPEFULLY WE CAN CATCH UP TO HIM
AND SEE HOW MUCH HE WANTS FOR IT.
[engine turning over]
- HURRY UP, DUDE.
YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU HOW TO DO THIS?
IT'S EASY.
YOU JUST TURN THE KEY LIKE THAT.
- THANK YOU, CHUM. I APPRECIATE IT.
- YOU'RE WELCOME. DRIVE IT LIKE IT'S STOLEN.
COME ON, HURRY UP, BIG HOSS.
LET'S GET THAT THING.
- [sighs]
WHERE THE HELL IS THIS GUY GOING?
HELL, PULL OVER.
DUDE, NOW THIS DUDE'S JUST TAKING OFF INTO THE DESERT?
- [chuckles] YOU MIGHT'VE SCARED HIM, DUDE.
HE PROBABLY KNOWS YOU'RE FOLLOWING HIM.
I MEAN, YOU ARE IN A BIG, GIANT PURPLE TRUCK.
- [laughs]
[engine knocking]
- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
- THAT AIN'T RIGHT.
- YOU BETTER PULL OVER, DUDE. - YEAH, DUDE.
[sighs]
I AM REALLY REGRETTING STEALING THE OLD MAN'S TRUCK RIGHT NOW.
WHY IS THERE IS A [bleep] RAG IN THE RADIATOR?
IT'S NOT EVEN A RAG. IT'S A SOCK.
- [laughs]
- ALL RIGHT, I'LL CALL DANNY.
MY PHONE'S GOT NO SIGNAL, MAN. LET ME USE YOURS.
- DUDE, I LEFT IT AT THE SHOP.
IT'S ON THE CHARGER.
- ALL RIGHT, THERE'S GOT TO BE A GAS STATION
AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
JUST WALK OVER TO IT AND USE THE PHONE.
- ONE OF MY REGULAR CUSTOMERS BROUGHT IN A MACE
HE SAYS IS FROM THE 1500s,
BUT HE'S GOT NO PAPERWORK
AND I HAVE NO IDEA IF IT'S LEGIT,
SO I CALLED IN CRAIG TO TAKE A LOOK.
- NICE TO SEE YOU. - [laughs]
- YEAH, GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO. - NICE.
- PRETTY AMAZING, THOUGH.
I'M ASSUMING IT'S AN OLD MACE.
I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS 200 YEARS OLD.
I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS 600 YEARS OLD.
- VERY INTERESTING.
I WILL TELL YOU, WHEN YOU LOOK AT A PIECE OF ARMOR
OR A WEAPON LIKE THIS,
THERE'S ALWAYS GOING TO BE A CHANCE
THAT IT'S A VERY WELL-MADE VICTORIAN-ERA REPRODUCTION.
SO IS THIS ONE OF THOSE, OR IS IT A WEAPON?
THE NUMBER ONE THING TO LOOK AT IS THAT THIS IS HOLLOW.
YOU CAN TELL IT'S NOT SOLID. AND WHY IS THAT?
OKAY, A HEAVIER WEAPON, YOU THINK, IS A BETTER WEAPON,
BUT NO.
A WEAPON YOU CAN SWING FASTER IS A BETTER WEAPON.
THAT'S WHY BIG SWORDS, MEDIEVAL SWORDS, ARE LIGHT.
THE FASTER YOU CAN SWING A WEAPON,
THE MORE DAMAGE IT'S GONNA DO.
IT'S PHYSICS.
- DO YOU HAVE AN IDEA WHERE IT WAS MADE?
- IT'S PROBABLY ITALIAN OR SPANISH,
AND I DON'T THINK YOU'RE GONNA FIND
A PROOF MARK OF ANY KIND HERE,
'CAUSE REMEMBER, THIS WAS MASS-PRODUCED.
ANOTHER THING, TOO, WHEN YOU LOOK AT THIS PIECE--
LOOK AT THIS PITTING.
YOU GOT BIG PITS, LITTLE PITS, PITS WITHIN PITS.
SO THIS HAS BEEN AROUND, AND IT'S BEEN CLEANED A LOT.
AND, YES, THIS IS OLD.
I WOULD PLACE THIS...
1500s.
THIS IS A WEAPON, NOT A WALL HANGER,
AND THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT.
WE AGREE FOR ONCE.
WE GONNA, LIKE, BURY THE HATCHET AND GO CLUBBING?
[laughter]
- SO WHAT'S IT WORTH?
- ALL RIGHT, UM...
I CAN TELL YOU EXACTLY WHAT IT'S WORTH.
2,500 BUCKS.
- I DISAGREE. IT'S WORTH MORE THAN THAT.
IT COULD GO AS HIGH AS 4,000.
- I MEAN, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M STILL GONNA VALUE IT AT 2,500.
DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET 35.
YOU MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO SELL IT FOR 2.
- IT DOES DISPLAY REALLY WELL. IT'S A NICE PIECE.
HERE'S THE REAL STORY:
CRAIG'S NOT COMING IN TO HELP ME MAKE MONEY.
HE'S THERE REPRESENTING THE PAWN SHOP.
YOU KNOW, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
I SHOW UP WITH MY FRIEND. HE SAYS IT'S WORTH 5 GRAND.
- OKAY. THANKS, MAN.
- RICK, PLEASURE.
I TRY TO SAY, "WHAT'S THIS GONNA AUCTION FOR
ON REASONABLY GOOD DAY?"
AND IN THIS CASE, I'VE SEEN SEVERAL MACES LIKE THIS
GO FOR RIGHT AROUND $2,500.
SO IN THIS CASE, IT'S EASY.
- ALL RIGHT.
I MEAN, WHAT'S YOUR BEST PRICE ON IT?
- YOU KNOW, I'D LIKE TO GET ABOUT 3,500 FOR IT.
- GIVE YOU 1,800 BUCKS FOR IT.
THAT'S, LIKE, MY TOP, TOP DOLLAR.
YOU KNOW, IT MIGHT GO FOR MORE. IT MIGHT GO FOR LESS.
I THINK IT'S REALLY, REALLY COOL.
I REALLY LIKE IT. - DO YOU WANT IT?
- OH, I WANT IT.
- LET'S DO 2,900 AND CALL IT A DAY.
- OKAY, I'LL GIVE YOU 2 GRAND.
- 2,750. - I'LL GO 2 GRAND.
- 27. - 2 GRAND.
- I GOT TO HAVE MORE THAN 2 GRAND.
- YOU KNOW, THE NUMBER ONE THING YOU HAVE TO LEARN
WHEN YOU'RE IN THIS BUSINESS:
IF THE PRICE AIN'T RIGHT, WALK AWAY.
- WELL, GIVE IN A LITTLE BIT, WE GOT A DEAL.
- I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
I'LL GIVE YOU 2,100,
AND I WON'T GIVE YOU A PENNY MORE.
- 22. - 2,100.
- 22. - NO.
- 21. - OKAY.
- YOU GOT YOURSELF A MACE.
- LET'S WALK UP FRONT AND WE'LL WRITE THIS THING UP.
- THE ONLY REASON I COULD SELL IT FOR 2,100--
I DON'T PARTICULARLY HAVE THAT MUCH IN IT.
IF HE'S JUST BUYING IT FOR RESALE, YOU KNOW,
I UNDERSTAND THE MAN'S GOT TO MAKE A LITTLE BIT OF A PROFIT.
- [sighs] STILL NO SIGNAL.
- MY MOUTH IS SO DRY I COULD EAT A CACTUS RIGHT NOW, DUDE.
I NEED SOME WATER.
- WE'VE BEEN WALKING FOR, LIKE, 15 MINUTES.
YOU'RE FINE.
- BUT I'M SHRIVELING UP OVER HERE.
THE OLD MAN SENT US ALL THE WAY TO HENDERSON TO GET A BURGER,
AND HIS HOOPTY OLD TRUCK BROKE DOWN.
SLOW DOWN A LITTLE, DUDE. I CAN'T KEEP UP THIS PACE.
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
I CAN'T GO ON ANY LONGER.
- BE ALL RIGHT.
[gunshot]
- WHAT WAS THAT?
THAT WAS A GUNSHOT.
- GUN RANGE UP THERE.
THEY HAVE TO HAVE A PHONE. COME ON, MAN.
- WHO CARES ABOUT A PHONE?
I NEED SOME WATER AND A CHAIR.
- WHERE IN THE HELL IS MY DAMN FOOD?
- HEY, HOW'S IT GOING?
- AH, IT'S GOING GREAT. HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
- ALL RIGHT. WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE?
- WE HAVE A COLLECTION OF CAP GUNS.
THIS WAS PART OF MY GENERATION, THE BABY BOOMERS.
NOW I'VE GOT TO THE POINT WHERE THEY DON'T FIT VERY GOOD.
- [laughs]
- WELCOME TO THE CLUB, MY FRIEND.
- YEAH.
I PICKED UP THE CAP GUN SET FROM A FRIEND OF MINE.
I JUST HAPPENED TO BE AROUND HIS HOUSE,
AND HE HAD GOTTEN TIRED OF COLLECTING THEM.
THE COOLEST PART OF A CAP GUN FOR A KID IS
WHEN THEY PULL THAT TRIGGER BACK;
THEY FIRE THAT TRIGGER, THEY SEE THAT SMOKE
AND THAT BLAZE OF FIRE FOR JUST THAT INSTANT.
- SO WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
- WELL, I KNOW THAT THESE ARE PONY BOY GUNS.
THEY WERE CREATED BACK IN THE 1950, 1960 RANGE,
FROM WHAT I COULD FIND ON THE INTERNET.
YOU KNOW, IF YOU LOOK AT THESE, ESPECIALLY THIS SET RIGHT HERE,
THIS KIND OF REMINDED ME OF, LIKE, THE LONE RANGER.
- YEAH.
BACK IN THE '50s, THE '60s, AND EVEN THE '70s,
COWBOY MOVIES WAS IN.
YOU WENT TO THE MOVIES, YOU WENT AND SAW A COWBOY MOVIE,
BECAUSE THAT'S DAMN NEAR ALL THEY MADE.
- BACK BEFORE VIDEO GAMES, THESE WERE THE COOLEST THINGS TO HAVE,
AND EVERY KID WANTED ONE.
THE THING I LOVED ABOUT 'EM WAS,
THEY MADE YOU USE YOUR IMAGINATION.
HOW MUCH DID YOU WANT FOR 'EM?
- I WOULD SAY SOMEWHERE BETWEEN 200 AND 250 FOR THE ENTIRE SET,
COUNTING THE HOLSTERS.
- UM, MAYBE IT'S THERE.
I KNOW THE ONES THAT CAN BE WORTH MONEY
ARE, LIKE, THE LONE RANGER, ROY ROGERS.
THESE RIGHT HERE ARE SORT OF A MORE GENERIC BRAND, I IMAGINE.
THIS ONE'S A LITTLE BIT COOL. IT'S A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT.
THIS MAY BE '60s, I'M THINKING.
AND I LIKE THE HOLSTER ON THIS ONE.
THESE RIGHT HERE ARE MADE OF LEATHER.
THESE HAVE, LIKE, LITTLE PLASTIC JEWELS IN THEM.
THERE WAS A LOT MORE WORK PUT INTO THESE RIGHT HERE.
I JUST DON'T KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT THEM.
LET ME GIVE MY BUDDY A CALL,
GET HIM DOWN HERE,
AND WE'LL SEE WHAT THEY'RE WORTH.
- ALL RIGHT, SOUNDS GREAT. APPRECIATE IT.
- ALL RIGHT. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
COLLECTO WANT VERY PARTICULAR GUNS,
AND I DON'T KNOW IF THIS GUY'S GOT ONE OF THE GOOD ONES.
- WE'VE BEEN WALKING IN THE DESERT FOR A WHILE
AFTER WE BROKE DOWN,
AND WE MANAGED TO RUN INTO A GUN RANGE.
DO YOU HAVE A PHONE I CAN BORROW?
- YEAH, OF COURSE. HERE YOU GO.
- JUST GOT TO GET SOME OF COUNT'S GUYS DOWN HERE
TO TOW THE OLD MAN'S TRUCK BACK,
AND THIS CRAPPY DAY WILL BE OVER.
YOU CAN RENT MACHINE GUNS HERE?
- MACHINE GUNS, RIFLES, PISTOLS.
- WE GOT AN HOUR, DUDE. LET'S SHOOT SOMETHING.
READY?
[rapid gunfire]
- THE OLD MAN'S TRUCK BROKE DOWN,
AND CHUM AND I ARE PRETTY MUCH STRANDED
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT
TILL COUNT'S GUYS SHOW UP.
BUT THE AWESOME THING ABOUT THE DESERT IS
THAT YOU FIND CRAZY STUFF,
LIKE A PLACE THAT RENTS MACHINE GUNS.
- DUDE, WE SUCK. [laughs]
- I THINK THEY'RE JUST GOING RIGHT THROUGH 'EM.
- COREY, CHUM, WHAT'S UP?
- WHAT'S UP, GUYS? - HEY!
- ME AND ROLI GET A CALL FROM COREY AND CHUM,
SAY THEY'RE BROKE DOWN.
WHAT THE--
APPARENTLY, THERE'S BOMBS GOING OFF AROUND HERE.
[laughs]
- WELL, I MEAN, THEY DID COME ALL THE WAY OUT HERE
TO SAVE OUR ***, SO...
YOU GUYS WANT TO POP OFF SOME ROUNDS?
- I'M DOWN. LET'S DO THIS.
- ALL RIGHT, MAN, GO FOR IT. DON'T SCREW UP, MIKE.
- [laughs]
- READY?
- I'M ALL KINDS OF SCARED AND GIDDY.
[rapid gunfire]
[slow-motion gunfire]
[rapid gunfire]
[laughs]
- NICE! - OHH, THIS IS SO BAD!
- OOH-HOO-HOO! - THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, BOYS!
- THIS WAS FUN.
LAST TIME I SHOOT-- WHEN IT WAS THE EARLY '90s
WHEN I WAS IN HUNGARIAN ARMY.
SO IT WAS PRETTY COOL TO JUST SEE THE WATERMELON JUST EXPLODE,
AND THAT WAS AWESOME.
[rapid gunfire]
- YEAH!
WHOO! THAT'S A GUN, BIG HOSS.
[laughter]
- THAT LOOKS AMAZING. - [laughs]
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO GET THE OLD MAN'S TRUCK.
- YOU GUYS SHOULD BREAK DOWN MORE OFTEN AT LUNCHTIME.
I LOVE IT.
- A GUY BROUGHT IN A COLLECTION OF OLD CAP GUNS.
SOME OF THEM ARE PRETTY OLD
AND HOPEFULLY WORTH A LOT OF MONEY,
SO I ASKED MY BUDDY JOHNNY TO COME DOWN AND TAKE A LOOK.
- WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE?
- I GOT SOME OLD COWBOY GUNS. - THAT'S AMAZING.
CAP GUNS GOT THEIR POPULARITY WITH HOPALONG CASSIDY,
LONE RANGER, AND A LOT OF THE HEROES FROM BACK THEN,
AND IT WAS A REALLY COOL THING, AT THE TIME,
FOR KIDS TO HAVE TOYS LIKE THAT AND PLAY WITH.
THESE ARE HIGHLY COLLECTIBLE, BEING--
YOU KNOW, THERE'S A BIG TIE-IN TO A LOT OF THE MOVIES
AND THE SHOWS FROM BACK THEN IN THE EARLY '50s.
YOU GOT A REALLY GOOD MIX HERE OF PIECES.
HERE WE GOT, LIKE, A TEXAN JUNIOR.
THIS IS MADE BY HUBLEY.
THIS ONE WOULD PROBABLY BE LATE '50s,
BUT THIS HOLSTER DIDN'T GO WITH THIS GUN.
THIS IS A HALCO SET HERE.
THIS A LITTLE LATER. THIS IS '70s.
THIS ONE'S MADE IN CHINA. THIS ONE'S A LITTLE BIT LATER.
I WOULD DATE IT PROBABLY MID-'80s.
I WOULDN'T EVEN--PUT MAYBE 10 BUCKS ON THE TWO GUNS.
THE HOLSTERS, THEY DIDN'T GO WITH THESE GUNS.
BUT BEING THEY'RE OLDER HOLSTERS,
I WOULD PUT A PRICE ON THE HOLSTERS
AT MAYBE 50 TO 75.
- OKAY.
SO WE GOT, LIKE...
- ABOUT 135 BUCKS I WOULD PUT AS A GROUP.
- OKAY.
ALL RIGHT. THANKS, JOHNNY.
- NO PROBLEM, RICK. - YOU'RE THE BEST.
- IT'S A MIXED SET.
IT DEFINITELY ADDS A LOT OF VALUE
IF YOU HAVE A CORRECT HOLSTER AND GUN FOR THE PIECE.
- SO YOU GUYS INTERESTED?
- [sighs] - THINK OF YOUR CHILDHOOD, MAN.
- I'D GIVE YOU, LIKE, 60 BUCKS FOR 'EM.
I MEAN, THE PROBLEM IS, YOU HAVE A MISHMASH HERE.
I MEAN, THIS IS THE ONLY COMPLETE SET,
AND IT'S, LIKE, THE LEAST EXPENSIVE ONE.
- WOULD YOU DO 85?
- I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
I'LL GO 65 BUCKS, AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M DOING THAT.
I'LL TAKE THEM OFF YOUR HANDS.
- YOU KNOW, THAT'S A DEAL. I'LL DO IT.
- ALL RIGHT. - THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
- ALL RIGHT, YOU WANT TO WRITE HIM UP, POPS?
- NO. - ALL RIGHT.
I'LL MEET YOU UP HERE. - OKAY.
I'M REAL HAPPY WITH THE DEAL.
YOU KNOW, I MADE A LITTLE BIT MORE
THAN WHAT I PAID FOR THE GUNS.
- YOU KNOW, THERE'S A 1 IN 2.8 MILLION CHANCE
THAT YOU'LL DIE BY FALLING INTO A HOLE.
- OKAY.
- [sighs heavily]
- WHERE IN THE HELL HAVE Y'ALL BEEN?
- WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT.
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- THE OLD MAN SENT US TO HENDERSON
TO GO GET HIM A CHEESEBURGER.
- YOU SENT 'EM TO HENDERSON TO GET YOU A CHEESEBURGER?
- YEAH.
- AND THE OLD MAN'S TRUCK BREAKS DOWN.
- WHO IN THE HELL TOLD YOU TO TAKE MY DAMN TRUCK?
NOBODY DRIVES BARNEY BUT ME.
WHERE'S MY HAMBURGER?
- DUDE, I WAS IN THE DESERT. I WAS GONNA DIE.
I WAS HUNGRY AND THIRSTY AND ALMOST DEHYDRATED.
- SO YOU ATE MY DAMN HAMBURGER?
- YEAH.
- RICK, THAT AIN'T RIGHT.
- I DON'T CARE ANYMORE.
- ANYWAYS, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE GONNA OWE DANNY FOR YOUR TRUCK,
BUT HE'S GOT IT.
- CHUMLEE, I HOPE YOU DON'T HAVE PLANS FOR TONIGHT.
I NEED A RIDE HOME, AND I GOT A FEW ERRANDS TO RUN.
ALL RIGHT, WE GOT TO GO TO THE BAKER.
WE GOT TO GO THE HABERDASHERY.
- THE WHAT-A-DASHERY?
- I GOT TO GET MY NEW SUIT.
- DUDE, THESE SOUND LIKE 19TH-CENTURY ERRANDS.
I FEEL LIKE WE SHOULD BE ON HORSEBACK,
NOT IN MY TRUCK.
- IF YOU HADN'T HAVE BROKE DOWN MY TRUCK,
I'D--YOU WOULDN'T BE RUNNING ERRANDS.
I'D BE DOING IT ON MY OWN.
- YEAH, BUT I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW,
YOU'D LIKE SPENDING TIME WITH ME, BONDING.