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[jackhammer pounds]
Oh, look at that baby.
At last I found it, the Space Stone.
Yoink.
Hi, little brother Thanos. How are things?
Still dating that creepy Goth girl?
Nebula!
Remember when we were little?
You stole my skateboard
and traded it for a collectable Cosmic Cube.
[laughs]
It was wicked awesome.
What does that have to do with my stone?
I never got even until now.
It's wicked awesome.
That's my expression!
[grunts]
[laughs]
Going to need a teleporter
to get away from Thanos.
The closest one is on...
Earth.
And I pity any fool who gets in my way.
With this Infinity Gauntlet,
I, Thanos, will rule the universe!
All right, Squaddies, time to Hero up!
♪ When the bad guys are out, all you have to do ♪
♪ Is shout now who's gonna Hero up? ♪
♪ Well, they may not get along, but they're always fighting strong now ♪
♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪
♪ Who'll save the day? ♪
♪ The Super Hero Squad ♪
♪ They'll Hero up again ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero up ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero up ♪
♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce, Thanos ends in tears ♪
♪ When Iron Man joins the fight ♪
♪ Falcon darts in from the sky, Scarlet Witch by his side ♪
♪ Thor's hammer has thunder's might ♪
♪ Who'll save the day? ♪
♪ The Super Hero Squad ♪
♪ They'll Hero up again ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero up ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero up ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero up ♪
[groans]
[Man] Maintenance completed.
[HERBIE beeps]
[strains]
[alarms sound]
HERBIE, we have a situation
and it's a situation that's
on a collision course with us.
Where are the Squaddies?
They're unavailable.
[laughing]
Nobody knows where we parked the car?
Does anyone remember what color it was?
Green?
[groans]
[car alarm chirps]
[car alarm blares]
[groans]
[beeps]
[beeps]
[Captain America] It's the jump station above the Vault!
Someone's taken remote control
of the remote control and is controlling it remotely.
They've opened a dimensional portal.
[beeps]
[gasps]
The portal's stuck. The gateway's overloading.
[Captain America] If that overloaded gateway explodes,
it'll take out most of Super Hero City!
Uh-oh. One chance.
Helicarrier repulsor shields.
[Captain America] Duck and cover, HERBIE.
Fire in the hole!
[alarm sounds]
Maybe we shouldn't have taken the scenic route.
Says you.
Hulk, thought it was pretty.
[groans]
[strains]
[beeps]
Zero bars.
Figures.
Maybe the Helicarrier jumped to another dimension.
[Iron Man] I'm running a trace and crunching some numbers.
According to this, the Helicarrier went to--
Ooh, that ain't good.
That ain't good.
I have no idea where I am,
but I'm not sticking around to find out.
[beeps]
[beeps] Stay calm, HERBIE.
Think back to your orientation programming.
Orientation is done, HERBIE.
Go help yourself to cookies and punch.
[beeps] Alert. Not that part.
Oh, and if you're ever accidentally launched into another dimension,
don't laugh because it happens more often than you'd think,
If it does, try not to panic.
[alarms blaring]
[beeps] Try not to panic, he says.
[beeps]
Caught in a tractor beam. [beeps]
Defensive systems down. Activating back-up system.
[beeps]
[beeps]
I am the destroyer of life!
The living doom that walks!
Ruler of the Negative Zone!
I am Annihilus!
I could obliterate it all into nothingness,
but I must study this strange technology.
Then I'll obliterate it.
Interloper.
No doubt you've come to steal my Cosmic Control Rod.
My Cosmic Control Rod!
The key to my immortality and the source of all my power!
It is mine and I won't let you take it.
[beeps] If you're worried about people taking it,
stop telling people what it is, where it is,
and how powerful it is.
[beeps]
You're an amusing little robot.
[beeps]
I hate amusing little things.
You will cease to exist...
by the might of Annihilus!
[laughs]
Running only delays the inevitable.
There's nowhere to hide in the Negative Zone!
[laughs]
If the Helicarrier is in the Negative Zone,
then we need the world's
most renowned expert on the Negative Zone,
Reed Richards.
Unfortunately, Reed is indisposed.
He's in a delicate negotiation
to avert a catastrophic incident.
You can't stay mad at me forever.
How was I supposed to know that it was your birthday?
[groans]
Been there, dude.
Not with Sue Storm... anymore.
Fortunately, I subscribe to Reed's weekly podcast.
This one is about the Negative Zone.
Oh, I sense gratuitous exposition.
My favorite kind.
[beeps]
Billions and billions of years ago--
All in favor of fast forwarding?
[all] Aye!
Very little is actually known about the Negative Zone.
Every probe ever sent into the Zone has been destroyed
under mysterious circumstances.
We may not know much, but we know this.
We know it's dangerous. The Negative Zone is no joke.
[laughs]
I love that one.
[laughs]
You can't keep running, little robot.
I will find you
and I will destroy you!
[screams]
What are you doing here?
[beeps] Wolverine?
I thought you went with the others.
Oh, right, to an amusement park?
Uh-uh. I don't do amusement.
I was just in here grooming my sideburns
and straightening my back hair until you came in.
Alert. Trouble, Helicarrier, another dimension,
scary bad guy. [beeps]
Oh, boy. Just you and me, huh?
[sighs] Okay, let's see.
Reptil, X-23, Firestar.
Ah, here we go, HERBIE.
Wolverine team-up #640.
Me and you.
[beeps] Wolverine and the Easter Bunny?
Yup, that was a hairy one. [chuckles]
[beeps]
All right, come on, let's get this over with.
You don't sound happy to work with me.
Don't take it personally, ro-bub.
I don't like working with anybody.
[Captain America] That mystery ship damaged the jump station.
Until it's fully back online,
it can only send two people into the Negative Zone.
But they won't be able to jump back into our dimension
for at least one hour.
Only two of us, huh?
We need tech factor and speed factor.
That means you and me, Falcon.
Ready, Falc? Let's save our friends.
Uh?
[groans]
We can't I take the lead?
Because I'm the leader.
So you've been here before
and you know where you're going?
Well, no.
Oh, you've never been here before.
You don't know where you're going.
But you get to be up front because you are infinitely
more qualified to be up front than I am.
Fine, you can take the lead.
I don't want it anymore.
I don't need this.
Maybe the X-Men are still hiring.
According to Reed Richards,
our eyes need a few minutes to readjust themselves.
So we might see some weird things.
Such weird apparitions.
I've picked up Wolverine and HERBIE's location.
Hold tight.
Next stop, the Negative Zone.
Then the lawyers got involved. [beeps]
Next thing, I'm in the Fantastic Four.
I heard it was because they thought kids
would try to imitate the Human Torch.
[beeps] Urban legend.
Kids are too smart. They're not gonna do something
just cause they see the Human Torch doing it on television.
[beeps]
I would look good with an earring on my butt.
Oh, let me give them my credit card number.
[beeps]
I can lure Annihilus here. [beeps]
Forget it. I've been through a lot of team-ups.
Just stay out of my way when the fighting starts
and don't get hurt.
[beeps] But I've seen Annihilus.
I have info that could help.
Like what kind of info?
Like he never uses the door.
Well, well, well.
More invaders after my Cosmic Control Rod.
[grunts]
Whoa.
You have a lot of fight for someone so small.
But you're no match for Annihilus.
[strains]
[laughs]
I will enjoy crushing you with my bare hands.
[beeps] No fair, you're wearing gloves.
[laughs] Have at thee!
[grunts]
[hisses]
[growls]
[cries out]
[groans]
Uh-oh.
Oop.
Yeah, this one's gonna sting a little bit.
[screams]
O Canada.
[groans]
[Annihilus] I'm only keeping you alive until I find that second ship.
The one that came to the Negative Zone with you.
[alarm sounds]
Ah, something's fallen into one of my traps.
I won't have to keep you alive for long.
[laughs]
I can't maneuver.
It's pulling me in.
The Negative Zone.
It doesn't look so dangerous.
Yeah, I was just about to say the same--
Is it just me
or are we moving?
We're being pulled towards that big drain thing.
It's sucking us in!
The new arrivals will soon be crushed by the Matter Well.
All invaders and interlopers face the same fate.
Annihilation!
[laughs]
Hence the name.
[both scream]
[both strain]
I can't build up any speed to break out.
I'm over-clocking the boosters in my harness.
It'll burn out the engine, but it might get us out of here.
Hey, there's somebody on that ship.
[groans]
You!
You have to jump for it!
I got'cha!
You're welcome.
That did it! Hold on!
[strains]
So do you live in the Negative Zone?
This is Falcon. He lives with a bird.
I'm Iron Man. I'm single.
Idiot, I'm not from the Negative Zone.
Sensor's got a lock on Wolverine and HERBIE,
but they're not on the Helicarrier.
They're on that big ship.
Then that's where we're headed.
Interlopers who dare to challenge Annihilus
must be destroyed.
Which reminds me-- Note to self.
Have the Matter Well cleaned.
Can't have my traps clogged up with interlopers.
Your friends have ceased to exist.
Time for you to join them.
[grunts]
Not so fast, Negative Nancy.
[cries out]
[groans]
Nobody uses doors anymore?
More invaders?
The Cosmic Control Rod is mine.
Do you hear me? Mine!
Boom-boom-boom.
Our one hour is up. We can use the Helicarrier
to open a portal to go home.
HERBIE, interface with the computer here
and prep the Helicarrier for the trip home.
And we'll buy you the time to do it.
[grunts]
Annihilus is tough. We're not going to overpower him.
Try to get him off balance.
[grunts]
Go for his surroundings.
You dare?
No one may touch the Cosmic Control Rod.
Look out, guys.
I'm going to swipe his control pod.
It's not a pod! It's a rod!
And it's mine.
Mine, mine, mine!
[laughs]
[groans]
Tractor beam down. [beeps]
Helicarrier is ready to go.
Nice job, HERBIE.
And I set this ship's engines
to self-destruct in 10 seconds. [beeps]
We nice job-- 10 seconds!
Does that give us enough time to get away?
Oh... maybe?
Self-destruct in two-- [beeps] One-- Zero.
[silence]
Hmm. Error.
Flagship should have exploded,
unless they use the metric system.
Yes.
Even in the Negative Zone, they use the metric system.
Really, it's the only sensible system of--
You guys?
Don't think this is over.
Centimeter by centimeter,
someday you'll all be just like Canada
and use the metric system. Mark my words.
Mark my words!
[Iron Man] Ahead warp factor four, Mister HERBIE.
Take us home.
It's the distortion vortex.
Your eyes have to adjust,
so you might see some weird things.
I was gonna say because I thought I just saw Annihilus.
Whoa!
You may have destroyed my ship,
but I still have my Cosmic Control Rod.
[laughs]
Can't this bucket of bolts go any faster?
Uh-uh. Helicarrier was never designed for speed.
It's a physics paradox that we can even fly.
[laughs]
What if we dumped some weight?
It'll have to be a lot of weight.
[both] I got an idea.
What's your idea, Wolverine?
No, let's go with HERBIE's idea.
Are you sure?
Yeah. HERBIE's full of good ideas.
So whatcha got, Her-bub?
[beeps] Really?
Okay, I'm in position.
[beeps] Then take out the trash.
[laughs]
[grunts]
[cries out]
[chuckles]
[screams]
[all cheer]
Hey, who caused that jump station
overload brouhaha in the first place?
In her hand. It's an Infinity Stone.
Back off! The stone is mine.
[grunts]
Oh!
[roars]
Blue lady fall hard.
You think this is hard?
Oh-- What the--
[gasps]
[laughs]
Thanos?
Hello, hello. Good to see you all.
Don't mind me.
I've only come to take what was taken from me.
My Space Stone. Oh what's the word I'm looking for?
Yoink!
Oh, that stone was the Space Stone?
I could have used it to escape.
I went through all this trouble
to get a jump station for nothing?
Umm.
Pretty much. Yeah, uh-huh.
And you, by the way, big sister,
are in big trouble.
Say what? Neener-neener!
Space Stone.
[laughs]
See you later, Super Losers Squad.
It's a date, Thanos.
He may have the Space Stone for now,
but the important thing is
that HERBIE and Wolverine are safe.
How did you two get along?
Teaming up with Wolverine can be a little hectic.
[beeps] No problems. Me and Wolvie all right tight.
Uh, don't call me Wolvie.
[laughs]
Hulk first team-up with claw funny.
We fought.
[laughs]
Then Easter Bunny.
Then not funny anymore.
Almost forgot. We have something for you guys.
Since you couldn't come with us to the park,
we got you souvenirs.
[beeps]
[door clangs]
[beeps]
I won't tell you don't.
Deal.
[beeps]
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