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INSOMNIAC: Clears throat Playin' Chrono Trigger!
Becuase I played Final Fantasy WELL, I played Pony Fantasy 6. Essentially the same game.
And I was impressed! So much that it made me wanna play an RPG that I have played once...before.
When I was a...clears throat When I was a wee little boy.
And by that I mean long after the game's initial release, but
Still a long time ago.
I don't think I ever bothered watching this intro
It's made by these guys!
You'll fight robot dragons. Schwing! Aaahhhh
There will be cult members, and old men with mustaches.
Sometimes you'll be in outerspace
Sometimes the audio leveling won't be good enough.
I don't remember that fight at all.
Ooh wait, yeah I do. I lied.
Sometimes you'll fight dinosaurs! Somethingsomthing get attacked by giant suppositories!
The world will explode!
Big gay castles with stone dragons with goofy faces on them!
You'll fight genies! Get squished by frogs...or...summon..frogs
Sometimes robots get gangbanged!
and the weather sucks.
and Mode 7 shows up to show you how cool it was.
Sometimes you'll need to fight goofy zombor guys...on bridges.
Cut him! With ice...swords.
Sometimes my audio leveling is STILL not good enough.
And I have to make myself a little louder.
Sorry
You'll ride a really stupid OH MY GOD
WAIT, wait. ***! ***
The wings of that spaceship were Saiyan shoulder pads.
What the ***.
Damn it Akira Toriyama lern2draw other things.
We're gonna wait.
Cuz active is for...
...***.
So our tale opens up...over a bay. Where there's a boat...As big as a house!
And a terrorist attack to the north.
They're attacking us with...Parties. And Balloons!
WHO WILL STOP THIS MADNESS?
Clearly out there there must be a hero.
Will someone answer the call?
Maybe....maybe this. Maybe this sleepy guy.
Wake the *** up it's sunny out, he's like AUUUUGH Goddamnit.
You know if you just sit here, he's kinda like a sea urchin.
Haha, he's like a sea anemone or somethin. haha he wiggled?
She's like 'wake up! I know you're a sea anemone but you gotta saave the wurrrld!'
and he's still like 'hebghluae ughggodd'
SIIIGH More audio
From this point forward the audio balancing should be just fine. Thank you for being cool and dealing with this, won't happen again!