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>>> WELCOME TO "RED IRE."
>> A GIANT EVIL RUBBER DUCK
NEARLY DESTROYING TAIWAN.
WE'LL SHOW YOU THE ADVANCED
WEAPONRY THAT BROUGHT DOWN THIS
TO BUILD A TACO BELL ON THE
MOON BY THE END OF THE YEAR.
>> WE NEED IT PROMPTLY.
THERE IS NOT TIME HERE.
THIS HAS TO HAPPEN QUICKLY.
>> AND FINALLY, MENTALLY
DISTISHED CARS -- DISTURBED
CARS WHO THINK THEY CAN FLY.
MAKING SURE YOUR CAR STEERS
CLEAR OF THIS.
NONE OF THESE STORIES ON "RED
EYE" TONIGHT JIE. AND NOW
LET'S WELCOME OUR GUEST.
SHE IS SO HOT AND BRIGHT THE
SUN HAS TO SQUINT WHEN IT
LOOKS AT HER.
MISS NEW YORK USA.
EAT YOUR HEART OUT, JONAS
BROTHERS.
AND HE SPENT HIS NEW YEAR'S
EVE WITH A SHAWL AND A CLEAN
EX-- KLEENEX, ANDY LEVY.
AND HIS ASCOT SMOKES A PIPE.
IT IS DAILY CALLER WILL RON.
AND WHAT SCURVY IS TO SAILORS,
TOM SHILLUE.
HIS LATEST AND GREATEST COMEDY
ALBUM IS CALLED "DON'T FORCE
IT."
>> A BLOCK.
THE LEDE.
THAT'S THE FIRST STORY.
GREG, [INAUDIBLE].
>> THAT IS SO TRUE.
BEFORE I START I WANT TO TALK
ABOUT AN EVENT THAT OCCURRED
LAST WEEK.
I WAS OUT IN ARIZONA.
A LOVELY STATE.
A LOT OF "RED EYE" FANS
THERE.
A LOT OF PEOPLE ASKING ABOUT
YOU.
>> REALLY?
>> NOT YOU, TOM.
A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE ASKING
ABOUT ME.
ANYWAY, I WAS DRIVING TO THE
GRAND CANYON.
IT IS OKAY.
IT IS NOT GRAND.
LET'S GET THAT OUT OF THE
WAY.
DON'T YOU AGREE?
A LITTLE UH STEN -- UH STEN
DAY SHOES CALLING IT GRAND?
I STOP AT A SANDWICH STORE AND
SITTING WITH MY WIFE.
THEY ARE ORGANIC AND THEY HAVE
ALL OF THIS STUFF IN IT AND MY
WIFE IS EATING A SALAD AND I
AM EATING A SANDWICH AMOUNT OF
MAN SITS NEXT TO ME AND HE IS
SKINNY AND SHAKING.
HIS MOUTH IS GOING LIKE THIS.
BA, BA, BA, BA.
CLEARLY THE MAN IS ON CRYSTAL
***.
HE IS SITTING DOWN AND HE IS
LIKE THIS AND HE STARTS
TALKING ABOUT HOW HE WAS FIRED
AND WHAT HE WAS GOING TO DO.
AND THEN HE LOOKED OVER AT ME
AND SAID, HEY.
I SAID HEY.
HE SAID CAN YOU HELP ME DIG A
HOLE?
I SAID, I'M BUSY.
HE SAID YOU HELP ME DIG A HOLE
AND THERE WILL BE SOMETHING
FOR YOU AFTER.
I SAID, NO, THANKS.
MY WIFE GOT UP AND RAN AWAY.
THIS IS PART OF A SEGMENT THAT
I LIKE TO CALL, SHOULD I HAVE
CALLED THE COPS?
WE DROVE 90 MILES AN HOUR UP
TOWARD THE GRAND CANYON.
MY WIFE SAYS WE HAVE TO CALL
THE COPS.
WE HAVE TO CALL THE COPS.
I SAID, NO WE DON'T, HONEY, NO
WE DON'T.
HE PROBABLY WANTED TO PLANT A
TREE.
>> LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION,
GREG.
AFTER YOU HELPED HIM DIG THE
HOLE WAS THERE STUFF FOR YOU?
HE BROKE THE CONTRACT.
>> AND THE BODY WAS
HEAVY, I MUST SAY.
IF YOU ARE IN SOMEWHERE
BETWEEN THE GRAND CANYON AND
SEDONA AND SOMEBODY IS
MISSING, HE IS IN A HOLE.
>> HAVE I A THEORY.
THERE WAS A "BREAKING BAD"
MARATHON ON.
WAS HE JUST SITTING NEAR A
TV?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, I HAD THESE
WEIRD DREAMS.
ANYWAY.
IT HAPPENED.
OKAY, IT IS NOW LESS TRICKY TO
BUY STICKY ICKY.
THE WORD'S FIRST STORES
LICENSED TO SELL MARIJUANA
OPENED IN COLORADO.
ANYONE 21 AND OLDER COULD BUY
AND THOUSANDS LINED UP TO BE A
PART OF HISTORY.
ACTIVISTS ARRANGED A
CEREMONIAL FIRST PURCHASE AT A
STORE IN DENVER.
THE CUSTOMER, AN IRAQ WAR
VETERAN, WHO SAYS HE USES POT
TO HELP WITH POST TRAUMATIC
STRESS DISORDER.
>> IT HELPS ALLEVIATE MY
SYMPTOMS OF PTSD.
I WOULD RATHER USE CANNABIS
THAN XANAX.
IT IS A LOT SAFER IN MY
OPINION.
IT HELPS ME A LOT.
I FEEL I HAVE A DUTY TO HELP
OTHER PEOPLE IN TRYING TO
SPREAD THE MESSAGE.
>> HE IS NOW A CERTIFIED BUD
TENDER.
WE CAUGHT UP WITH TWO
CUSTOMERS OUTSIDE A STORE.
>> THOSE GUYS, THAT IS
ACTUALLY A MAN AND A WOMAN,
BUT THAT'S HOW THEY SEE
THEMSELVES NOW THAT THEY ARE
HIGH.
IT IS FRIGHTENING, TOM.
THERE IS NO PLACE IN THE
WORLD, NOT EVEN AMSTERDAM THAT
IS SOMEWHERE IN SOUTH AMERICA
THAT HAS GONE AS FAR AS
COLORADO TO LEGALIZE POT.
ANY DOWNSIDE YOU SEE HERE?
>> WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT
I SEE THEM INTERVIEWING PEOPLE
ALL THE TIME AND THE PEOPLE
WHO USE MARIJUANA.
BUT IS ANYONE INTERVIEWING POT
DEALERS?
THEY WILL BE HURT BY THIS, ARE
THEY NOT?
>> THE LITTLE GUY.
>> YES.
IT IS LIKE WAL-MART VERSUS THE
BODEGA.
THERE WERE SEVERAL STUDENTS
PUTTING THEMSELVES THROUGH
COLLEGE BY SELLING POT DORM TO
DORM.
THEY WILL BE HURT NOW BECAUSE
YOU CAN BUY IT IN A STORE.
THEY WILL DRIVE DOWN PRICES.
IT WILL BE TERRIBLE.
>> IF WE LEARNED FROM THE TV
SHOW "WEEDS" ALL POPULARS ARE
NICE MIDDLE AGED LADIES.
>> WITH GREAT LEGS.
>> THEY DO HAVE DPR LEGS.
>> THE GANG GUY ENDS UP BEING
IN THE CIA.
NO, THAT IS SCANDAL.
I AM GETTING CONFUSED BY TV
SHOWS AGAIN. WILL, ACTIVISTS
HAD THE IRAQ WAR VETERAN A
GOOD CHOICE TO MAKE THE FIRST
PURCHASE.
DO YOU THINK THAT WAS BY
ACCIDENT?
>> I AM GOING TO SAY IT IS
PROBABLY NOT BY ACCIDENT THE
FIRST GUYS IN IRAQ WAS A VET
WITH PTSD AND I AM GLAD HE GOT
IT IF IT IS WORKING FOR HIM.
AT THE BOUGHT M TO OF THE
STORY THEY TALK ABOUT THE TWO
GUYS FROM SENSE SINCE WHO CAME
TO KOLL -- FROM CINNCINATI TO
BUY POT.
THEY SAID WHEN ARE YOU GOING
BACK?
THEY SAID WE ARE STAYING
HERE.
WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THEY ADD
TO COLORADO?
THIS IS THE DOWNSIDE.
IF IT SPREADS WE SHOULD ASK
OURSELVES SHOULD THEY GET
UNEMPLOYMENT IF THEY ARE
SITTING AROUND GETTING ***
IN COLORADO?
>> THAT'S A GOOD POINT.
PEOPLE ARE GETTING
UNEMPLOYMENT IF YOU ARE AROUND
DRUNK.
>> THEY ARE DIFFERENT.
ALCOHOL DESTROYS YOU FASTER
AND MORE EXPLOSIVE.
POT IS LIKE, I AM GOING TO
START SMOKING POT EVERY DAY.
FOUR YEARS LATER YOU WAKE UP
IN THE McDONE WILLED NAILEDS
AND YOU ARE -- McDONALDS AND
RUT ASSISTANT MANAGER.
>> THAT HAPPENS EVERY TIME?
THAT'S AMAZING.
>> WELCOME TO THE PROGRAM.
>> HELLO.
>> YOU ARE A BARTENDER.
DO YOU FEEL PERHAPS THERE WILL
BE A RISE IN BUD 10 DENTS AND
HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THAT AS
A VOCATION?
>> YOU KNOW, A GIRL CAN
DREAM.
ONWARD AND UPWARD.
>> WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THIS
WHOLE THING?
>> I LOVED THIS STORY.
I THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT.
ALL OF THE NEWS COVERAGE
REMINDS ME OF BLACK FRIDAY
WHICH IS MY FAVORITE NATIONAL
HOLIDAY.
I WILL WAIT IN A LINE FOR
SHOES JUST LIKE THESE PEOPLE
ARE WAITING FOR POT.
IT WAS A BIG, GRAND DAY AND IT
IS WONDERFUL.
I HAVE MY HABITS AND THEY HAVE
THEIRS.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE KIDS.
MY PAGEANT ANSWER, THE KIDS.
I AM.
I AM A LITTLE NERVOUS THAT IT
WILL GET INTO THE WRONG HANDS
A AND THESE KIDS WILL BECOME
DEAD BEATS AND WON'T BECOME
ANYTHING.
>> IF IT GETS IN THE HANDS OF
THE KIDS, IT IS NOT IN MY
HANDS AND THAT BOTHERS ME.
I DON'T SMOKE POT.
IT FREAKS THE HELL OUT OF ME.
I GET PAN MICKEY AND I GOT --
PANICKY AND I GO TO THE
HOSPITAL.
I AM NOT BUILT FOR IT.
UNLIKE YOU, ANDY.
>> I HATE.
IT I CAN'T STAND IT.
YOU RAISE A GOOD POINT
ESPECIALLY SINCE THERE IS NO
WAY FOR KIDS TO GET POT.
I HOPE THAT DOESN'T CHANGE
WHEN WE LEGALIZE IT.
I CONTINUE GET -- I DON'T GET
THE WHOLE POT THING.
I DON'T GET IT.
I DON'T DO.
IT I DON'T LIKE BEING READY
AROUND HARD SCORE STONERS.
THEY ARE ANNOYING.
BY LEGALIZING IT MAYBE WE WILL
GET RID OF THE SUB CULTURE.
IT WON'T BE COOL AND CON TEAR
CULTURAL ANYMORE.
MAYBE WE WON'T HAVE TO DEAL
WITH SETH ROGAN GOING ON TALK
SHOWS AND BEING AN IDIOT
TELLING AN UNFUNNY STORY.
>> MY FEAR IS, A, THAT WON'T
HAPPEN AND CHINA WILL TAKE
OVER.
EVERYONE WILL BECOME SETH
ROGAN.
WE WILL HAVE A WHOLE NATION OF
GUYS.
THEY WILL THINK THERE ARE LIKE
SIX OR SEVEN COMEDIANS IN L.A.
THAT ARE REALLY, REALLY
SUCCESSFUL.
WHY CAN'T I DO THAT?
I AM FUNNY WHEN I AM ***.
YOU HAVE A WHOLE GENERATION OF
PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY ARE SETH
ROGAN AND FOR THE MOST THAT IS
PART THEY ARE RIGHT.
>> THAT IS THE PROBLEM.
IF THIS SPREADS YOU THINK
ABOUT THE PROBLEMS LIKE YOUNG
PEOPLE IN AMERICA HAVE. THEY
ARE LAZY. THEY ARE KIND OF
LOST AT LOOKING AT
THEMSELVES.
>> YOUR GENERATION
SPECIFICALLY.
>> I AM TALKING ABOUT ME
SPECIFICALLY.
THESE ARE ALL SIDEY FICTS OF
-- SIDE EFFECTS OF POT.
IF IT DOES INCREASE THE AMOUNT
OF MARIJUANA AND REMOVES THE
STIGMA WE HAVE ATTACHED TO IT,
IT CAN'T HELP THINGS MAKE THE
COUNTRY LAZER.
>> IT IS A COACHING POINT I
DISAGREE WITH.
WEED TO ME, ALL SUBSTANCES ARE
FASCINATING.
THE FACT THAT SUB STAPS CAN
HAVE AN -- THE SUBSTANCE CAN
HAVE AN EFFECT ON YOU.
I DRINK LOTS OF WINE.
I HATE WINE DRINKERS.
>> THERE ARE DIFFERENT
VARIETIES OF POT.
THAT'S SO COOL.
THERE IS BUBBLE GUM ONE WAS
CALLED AND AFRICAN QUEEN.
>> IT IS AN ADULT DRUG.
>> PEOPLE WILL START TO, YOU
KNOW, MAYBE USE IT LIKE WINE.
THEY WILL DO IT FOR TASTE AND
FOR FLAVOR.
>> THAT'S THE POINT NOW.
IT IS NO LONGER MEDICAL
MARIJUANA.
THIS IS MARIJUANA.
WHY DO THEY STILL HAVE THIS
GUY OUT HEARSAYING HE HAS
SYMPTOMS.
THAT WAS THE EXCUSE FROM
BEFORE.
NOW YOU CAN SAY I WANT POT
BECAUSE I WANT TO SMOKE POT.
THIS WAS THE TROJAN HORSE.
NOT TO TAKE ANYTHING AWAY FROM
THE VETERAN WHO SERVED OUR
COUNTRY AND DEFINITELY NEEDS
RELIEF IF THE OTHER PILLS
AREN'T DOING THE SAME THING.
>> SAME WITH THE WARRIORS OF
TROY.
YOU DON'T WANT TO TAKE
ANYTHING AWAY FROM THEM. THEY
WERE HARD WORKERS AS WELL.
>> NO. MY POINT IS PTSD OR
MEDICINAL MARIJUANA WAS THE
TROJAN HORSE TO GET DRUGS IN.
>> OF COURSE. THE THING THAT
BOTHERS ME IS HE LIKES POT
MORE THAN XANAX.
I DON'T GET THAT.
>> YOU ARE BASICALLY A
PHARMACEUTICAL SNOB.
THE MAN-MADE SUBSTANCES ARE
FAR SUPERIOR TO THINGS GROWN.
MAN DOES A BETTER JOB THAN
MOTHER NATURE H WHEN IT COMES
TO THINGS YOU INGEST.
I DON'T GO INTO THE WOO HAD
AND EAT STUFF -- GO INTO THE
WOODS AND EAT STUFF.
>> WHEN YOU TAKE XANAX IS IT
LIKE DOING POT AND BEING
***?
>> NO.
>> SO HE LIKES TO BE ***.
THAT'S HIS THING.
>> THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
ALL RIGHT THEY SEE NO REASON
FOR IT TO BE TREASON.
THE NEW YORK TIMES SAYS THE
OBAMA ADMINISTRATION SO GO
EASY ON EDWARD SNOWDEN AND
OFFER THE TRAITOROUS *** --
THAT'S PROBABLY A BETTER WAY
TO SAY IT, TRAIT RUSS *** --
TATER RUSS *** TO END HIS
EXILE IN RUSSIA.
THE PAPER INSISTS THAT SNOWDEN
HAS DONE A GREAT SERVICE TO
THE COUNTRY AND, QUOTE, IT IS
TIME FOR THE UNITED STATES TO
OFFER MR. SNOWDEN A PLEA
BARGAIN FOR A FORM OF CLEMENCY
THAT WOULD ALLOW HIM TO RETURN
HOME AND FACE PUNISHMENT IN
LIGHT OF HIS ROLE AS A
WHISTLE-BLOWER.
I HATE THE PHRASE
WHISTLE-BLOWER.
WHILE THE FORMER CHIEF SAYS IT
IS OUTRAGEOUS AND IN A BAD
WAY.
IT WAS NOT THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS!
IT IS, THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS.
CLARIFY.
PETER KING IS ALL FOR IT.
>> AS FAR AS I'M CONCERN I HAD
EDWARD SNOWDEN IS A TRAITOR OR
A DEFECTOR OR BOTH AND THE NEW
YORK TIMES ARE AN ACCOMPLICE.
THEY REALLY MADE THEMSELVES A
BLAME AMERICA FIRST RAG AS FAR
AS I'M CONCERNED.
>> MAY HAVE HAD THAT WRONG.
HARD TO SAY.
FOR MORE LET'S GO LIVE TO
SHOWER KITTY.
>> JOANNE WAS MIMICKING WHAT
SHE DOES IN THE SHOWER WHICH I
DON'T KNOW.
NO, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO DO IT
FOR US, ARE YOU?
YOU ARE STILL MISS USA, AREN'T
YOU?
>> FOR LIKE THREE WEEKS.
>> AFTER THAT YOU WILL BE
DOING THAT.
PROBABLY IN GERMANY SURROUNDED
BY A LARGE GROUP OF ANGRY,
CRAZED ASTRONAUTS WHO ARE
DOING AN EDUCATIONAL FILM FOR
CHILDREN.
>> WILL, IS SNOWDEN A HERO OR
A VILLAIN OR SOMETHING IN THE
MIDDLE LIKE FRANKY MUNOZ?
>> IT IS MORE LIKE FRANKY
MUNOZ, NO OFFENSE TO HIM.
HE STRIKES ME AS A NAIVE
PERSON.
HE DIDN'T FULLY THINK THIS
OUT.
I DON'T LIKE SPYING ON
AMERICANS.
WE ARE SPYING ON FOREIGN
LEADERS?
WELL I WOULD HOPE SO.
THE PROBLEM WITH THIS IS THE
NEW YORK TIMES EDITORIALS WRA
-- ARE TERRIBLE.
THERE WAS A TIME WHEN THEY
WERE GOOD, BUT THEY ARE NOT
EVEN LOGICAL.
WELL HE DID THIS GOOD THING SO
LET'S LET HIM OFF.
I DON'T KNOW.
>> I THINK THEY ARE TRYING TO
FIND SOME RELEVANCE IN AN
INCREASINGLY MARGINAL LIESED
SOCIETY.
>> WELL, ONE THING ABOUT THIS
--
>> I THOUGHT THAT WAS GOOD.
>> IT WAS FANTASTIC.
ONE THING I DIDN'T LIKE IS IN
THE SECOND PARAGRAPH IT NOTES
THAT THE JUDGE WHO, YOU KNOW,
THE JUDGE HAS SENT OUT
DIFFERENT OPINIONS.
THE JUDGE WHO SAID LET'S STOP
THIS NSA THING ORDERED AN
INJUNCTION AND A REPUBLICAN
APPOINTEE.
THE JUDGE WHO RULED IT LEGAL
DEMOCRATIC APPOINTEE AND THEY
DIDN'T MENTION THAT AND THEY
WILL NOT MENTION IT THE NEXT
TIME THEY SAY HAVE YOU ON VOTE
FOR THIS DEMOCRATIC
CANDIDATE.
>> THAT'S AN EXCELLENT POINT.
>> THANK YOU.
>> I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
THAT'S QUITE INTERESTING.
>> THAT'S WHY I SAID IT WAS
INTERESTING, TOM.
THANKS FOR THE BACK UP.
>> I THOUGHT IT WAS SARCASM.
>> NO, I MEANT IT THAT
>> SHE SAYS THE INASSISTANT OF
THE SONG IS TO REMIND US THAT
UNEXPECTED THINGS HAPPEN SO
LOVE AND APPRECIATE THE
MOMENTS YOU HAVE.
WE DON'T HAVE FOREVER AND
DAYLIGHT IS WASTING.
IT DOES FIT THE SONG.
IT MIGHT BE INAPPROPRIATE TO
YOU THERE, BUT I DON'T THINK
SHE IS FULL OF CRAP BY SAYING
THAT AND I THINK WE HAVE TO
STOP BASHING ARTISTS FOR
SAYING THINGS.
WE HAVE SUCH BLAND STUFF OUT
THERE THAT IS MUCH MORE
OFFENSIVE THAN ANY OF THIS
STUFF.
>> MY QUESTION IS THOUGH IF
SHE USED AUDIO FROM 9/11, SAME
THING.
TIME IS TOO SHORT, BUT NO ONE
WOULD EVER.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
>> ANDY, I THINK SHE DESTROYED
YOU.
>> AND DO YOU BUY THAT?
DO YOU THINK SHE PUT THAT IN
THERE AS A SALUTE TO THE LOST
CHALLENGER?
>> NO, I DON'T BUY THAT, BUT I
DO BUY IT FITS THE INTENT OF
THE SONG AND WHAT THE SONG IS
ABOUT.
>> BUT THE APOLOGY ITSELF?
>> I DON'T BUY THAT.
>> I DON'T THINK YOU BUY
ANYTHING, SIR.
>> I BUY A LOT.
>> TOM, I GET THE FEELING THAT
SHE DIDN'T HAVE ANY IDEA.
I AM NOT DEEPLY OFFENDED.
I JUST FIND -- MY THEORY IS
THAT CELEBRITIES ARE
SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE WHO SEE
EVERYTHING AS A PROP FOR
WHATEVER THEY ARE GOING TO
DO.
IF FOR EXAMPLE THERE IS A --
MICHAEL JACKSON.
HE HAS A BABY AND THERE ARE
PEOPLE OUTSIDE THE WINDOW AND
THE BABY BECAME A PROP.
DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
THIS IS A LIVE BABY.
HE HANGS THE BABY OUTSIDE.
WHEN EVER THERE IS AN
OPPORTUNITY TO DO SOMETHING
INTERESTING THEY NEVER THINK
ABOUT WHAT THE THING IS.
THEY JUST DO IT.
>> HE ALSO NEVER TOOK A CHILD
CARE CLASS.
>> THAT'S TRUE AS WELL.
>> HE WOULD HAVE LEARNED THAT
YOU DON'T PUT THEM OUT THE
WINDOW.
>> GOOD POINT.
>> I THINK YOUR SECOND POINT
IS INSICIVE AND WISE.
BUT THE FIRST PART OF WHAT YOU
SAID WAS FOOLISH AND I CAN'T
REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS.
>> YOU DIDN'T THINK SHE KNEW
ABOUT IT.
>> SHE IS NOT EVEN A REAL
PERSON.
SHE IS LIKE A CORPORATION.
YOU CAN'T THINK OF HER AS A
PERSON.
SHE IS A BRAND, A CORPORATE
ENTITY.
SHE NOW KNOWS THERE IS A
FORMULA FOR SELLING PRODUCT.
YOU CREATE PRODUCT AND DO
SOMETHING OFFENSIVE AND ISSUE
AN APOLOGY AND THEN REAP THE
BENEFITS.
THAT IS HOW THEY DO IT.
I DON'T WANT TO BLAME
BEYONCE.
>> IT DOESN'T WORK HERE.
THE ALBUM SOLD LARGE AMOUNTS
BEFORE THIS CAME OUT AND NASA
JUMPED ON IT.
IT WASN'T EVEN NASA.
IT WAS A FORMER OFFICIAL.
>> I AM NOT BLAMING BEYONCE.
>> IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE.
>> I AM BLAMING THE CONSUMER
WHO BUYS INTO THIS NONSENSE.
WE LISTEN TO THEIR APOLOGY.
WE ACT LIKE IT IS SINCERE AND
IT IS NOT.
>> WE AGREE THAT THE APOLOGY
CAROUSEL IS RIDICULOUS.
WE COVER THE STORIES EVERY DAY
AND POINT THAT OUT.
WOULDN'T THE FAMILIES KIND OF
HAVE A RIGHT TO SAY THAT'S
STUPID?
>> IT IS FINE.
THE FOOLS ARE YOU GUYS FOR
SAYING OH SHE DIDN'T KNOW A
PRODUCER DROPPED IT IN THERE.
BEYONCE IS IN CONTROL OF
EVERYTHING.
>> I AGREE WITH THAT.
>> THAT MAKES NO SENSE.
SHE DID IT TO GENERATE
PUBLICITY?
IF YOU ARE SUSAN VEGA, BUT SHE
IS BONN -- BEYONCE.
>> WHY BRING SUSAN VEGA INTO
THIS?
>> YOU ATTACK AND APOLOGIZE
AND THEN REAP THE BENEFITS.
>> YOU SIR ARE THE FOOL.
>> WE RAN OUT OF TIME FOR THIS
STORY.
YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK WE
SHOULD DO THIS STORY IN THE
NEXT BLOCK SINCE YOU SUGGESTED
IT.
>> WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK.
DON'T LEAVE NOW.
THERE IS MORE STUFF TO
BY THE WAY, MY NEW BOOK IS IN
THE NEW YEAR.
IT IS COMING UP IN MARCH.
PRE ORDER IT ON AMAZON AND
STUFF LIKE THAT OR GO TO MY
WEBSITE, G GUTFELD.COM.
>>> FORMER LEAD SENGER OF --
SINGER OF NICKLEBACK HAS
CANCELED AT HIS SLAVE
PLANTATION IN RESPONSE TO
PUBLIC OUTCRY. THE SONG
WRITING WORKSHOP -- CAN YOU
IMAGINE A SONG WRITING
WORKSHOP WAS TO BE HELD IN
JUNE AT THE NOT AWAY
PLANTATION AND RESORT WHICH IS
NOW A MUSEUM.
BEFORE I READ ANY FURTHER IT
HAS THE WORD RESORT IN IT.
IT IS A MUSEUM.
SO SHE APOLOGIZED ON HER
WEBSITE WRITING WHEN I FOUND
OUT IT WAS TO BE HELD ON A
FORMER PLAN -- PLANTATION I
THOUGHT TO MYSELF, WHOA.
I DIDN'T IMAGINE OR UNDERSTAND
THAT THE SETTING OF A
PLANTATION WOULD TRIGGER SUCH
OUTRAGE OR RESULT IN SUCH HIGH
VELOCITY BITTERNESS.
THAT'S AN INTERESTING
APOLOGY.
TOM, YOU ARE THE ONE WHO SENT
THIS TO ME.
>> TELL ME WHY THIS IS
DELICIOUS.
>> SHE IS GOING TO HAVE A
RETREAT ON THIS PLANTATION.
THERE IS NO SLAVERY GOING ON.
I WANT TO STRESS THAT THERE IS
A 13th AVENUE AND THEY ARE
STANDING BY IT.
SHE SAYS WE WILL HAVE THIS
PARTY AT A PLANTATION WHICH
PEOPLE DO ALL THE TIME.
THERE ARE PLANTATIONS ALL OVER
THE PLACE AND THEY RENT THEM
FOR FUNCTIONS.
EVERYONE GOES CRAZY ON
FACEBOOK SAYING SHE HAS TO
SHUT IT DOWN AND THEN SHE
CANCELS IT.
SHE SAYS I KNOW THIS IS
TERRIBLE, BUT I THOUGHT WE
COULD USE THE PLANTATION.
I THOUGHT WE COULD USE THE
OPPRESSION TO WRITE SONGS.
PEOPLE SAY NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
HER APOLOGY WAS A NONAPOLOGY.
IT IS AMAZING.
IF YOU TAKE THEIR PHILOSOPHY
TO ITS LOGICAL CONCLUSION, YOU
CAN'T EVEN STEP FOOT IN THE
SOUTH.
THEY ARE FORMER SLAVE HOLDING
STATES.
WHY PUT YOUR FEET ON THE
GROUND?
YOU MUST LEVITATE OFF THE
GROUND.
IT IS ABSURD.
>> YOU COULD BE ANGRY AT JUST
ABOUT EVERYTHING.
THERE IS ALWAYS SOMETHING THAT
HAPPENS THAT WAS UPSETTING.
>> I HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF
YOU RIGHT NOW.
AM I IGNORANT FOR NOT SEEING
WHY THIS IS AN ISSUE?
PEOPLE GET MARRIED AT
PLANTATIONS.
IT IS BEAUTIFUL.
I SAW THE PICTURES.
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND.
DON'T GO IF YOU HAVE AN ISSUE
WITH IT.
IT IS LIKE HIPSTERS TRYING TO
GO.
>> THEY ARE TRYING TO OUT
AGGRIEVE -- IS THAT WHAT I AM
TRYING TO SAY?
>> SHE SAID I DO A LOT OF
CONCERTS IN PLACES THAT ARE
OWNED BY PEOPLE I DON'T DWRE
WITH.
OF COURSE SHE DOES.
>> HERE IS A GOOD POINT, WILL,
AND I WILL THROW IT OUT TO
YOU. YOU CAN AGREE WITH ME.
THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE --
MAYBE ONE.
MAYBE NONE.
THEY DIDN'T DO THE BOY SCOUT
JAMBOREE THING.
PEOPLE TURNED DOWN PERFORMING
AT THE BOY SCOUT JAMBOREE
BECAUSE OF THEIR STANCE ON
ALLOWING GAYS AS.
>> TROOP LEADER.
>> YES.
AND SO YET THEY STILL
PERFORMED LIKE IN THE MIDDLE
EAST.
I THINK THERE IS A LOT OF
INCONSISTENCY GOING ON.
>> YOU KNOW, I WILL TAKE THAT
AND SAY THERE IS A PROGRESSIVE
THOUGHT THAT TOM WAS TALKING
ABOUT.
HE IS ALWAYS OBSESSED WITH
SINS OF THE PAST.
IT IS ALWAYS GRANDPA SINS OR
THOMAS JEFFERSON SINS.
WHEN THEY LOOK IN THE MIRROR
THEY NO LONGER EXIST.
THERE IS A WEIRD PROGRESSIVE
THING THE INTERNET HAS MADE
WORSE WHERE YOU GET BEING
OFFENDED AS A SIGN OF VIRTUE.
THE BETTER PERSON YOU ARE THE
MORE OUTRAGED AND MISERABLE
YOU ARE ALL OF THE TIME.
THAT'S A BIZARRE WAY TO GO
THROUGH LIFE.
>> NOT IF YOU ARE CONSTANTLY
BEING REWARDED.
THE SOCIAL NETWORK EXISTS TO
REWARD SUCH BEHAVIOR.
>> IT IS ALL MORAL POSTURING.
>> YOU CAN HAVE STRANGERS THAT
SAY GOOD FOROU.
>> I DON'T APPRECIATE YOUR
MICROAGGRESSION.
>> THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE ARE
TALKING ABOUT.
>> IS THAT WHAT IT IS?
MICROAGGRESSION?
>> YES.
THEY TEACH COLLEGE COURSES ON
IT NOW.
>> IT IS THE LITTLE THINGS,
THE MICROAGGRESSIONS.
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU ARE
DOING IT.
>> THE INTERESTING THING IS
THERE ARE SOME THINGS PEOPLE
FIND OFFENSIVE TO PARTICIPATE
BECAUSE OF THE PAST.
BUT THEN YOU WILL HAVE SAY
SOMEBODY LIKE TRENT RESNER.
DIDN'T HE OWN THE HOUSE WHERE
SHARON TATE WAS KILLED?
THAT WAS COOL.
>> THAT WAS COOL.
THE BEST THING ABOUT THIS
STORY IS PRO TBRES SIGHS ARE
SHOCKED WHEN THEY DON'T GET A
PASS.
SHE HAS TO MENTION IN HER
RESPONSE OR APOLOGY HOW
PROGRESSIVE SHE WAS.
THIS WAS A GATHERING OF
PROGRESSIVE PEOPLE SO A DOUBT
CAME OUT ORGANICALLY.
SHE IS ONE OF THE GOOD ONES,
GREG.
SHE COULDN'T BE GETTING THIS
CRAP.
>> BUT THAT IS THE THING.
SHE IS RIGHT.
SHE IS RIGHT SO I AM WITH HER
ON THAT.
SHE IS SAYING WHERE ISN'T
THERE OPPRESSION OF THE PAST?
EVERYWHERE WE WALK.
>> LET'S ACCEPT IT.
LET'S ACCEPT BY THE WAY I
THINK WE ARE THE GREATEST
COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AT
GETTING RID OF OUR NASTY
HABITS.
AREN'T WE?
WE REALIZE AND PUNISH
OURSELVES FOR NASTY HABITS
THAT WE HAVE HAD.
MEANWHILE, WE WERE A TRUE
REVOLUTIONARY THAT GOT RID OF
MUCH WORSE PLACES.
>> THE STORY OF AMERICA IS WE
HAVE THIS PEOPLE'S HISTORY OF
THE UNITED STATES THAT FOCUSES
ON ALL OF THE BAD.
YES, THE NORM WAS OPPRESSION
AND SLAVERY.
WE MOVED THE FASTEST FROM
OPPRESSION TO EQUALITY AND
HAPPINESS.
>> THAT'S EASY FOR YOU GUYS TO
SAY, YOU PRIVILEGED PEOPLE.
>> ALSO THE WONDERFUL THING
ABOUT THE STORY IS WE ARE ALL
DEBATING DEFRANCO.
>> SHE HAS A LOT OF FANS.
>> WHAT IS THE DEL MA
GRAPHIC?
WHAT IS THE DEMOGRAPHIC?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
DIDN'T SHE HAVE ONE HAND IN
HER POCKET AND THE OTHER ONE
WAS SMOKING A --
>> NO THAT'S SHERYL CROWE.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS.
>> WE HAVE TO MOVE ON.
DO YOU HAVE A COMMENT ON THE
SHOW?
E-MAIL US.
IF YOU ARE EDDIE FRANCO TELL
US WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT OUR
COVERAGE.
WE CARE.
WE WILL RUN YOUR LETTER.
HAVE A VIDEO OF YOUR ANIMAL
DOING SOMETHING?
GO TO FOX NEWS.COM/RED EYE AND
CLICK ON VIDEO.
WE MAY USE IT.
COMING UP, OUR LAST STORY.
>> I LOVE THE WINE AND THE
CLEAR ALCOHOL.
>> WILL, BUYING IT?
>> IT IS QUOTABLE.
I TOO LIKE GIN AND LEAN KIND
OF RIGHT.
SO, BUT THIS DOES SHOW US A
LOT.
YOU HAVE JIM BEAM, AN AMERICAN
TENNESSEE BREWED NATURALLY
FLAVORED GREAT WHISKY ON ONE
SIDE.
CONSERVATIVES LIKE THAT.
AND THEN HAVE YOU FLAVORED,
EXPENSIVE, FRENCH GRAY GOOSE
***, AN ALCOHOL CLOSELY
ASSOCIATED WITH RUSSIAN
COMMUNISM.
I MEAN --
>> YES.
ANDY, YOU DRINK ZIMA WITH YOUR
CATS.
>> I LIKE MAKER'S MARK AND I
LIKE STOLEY AND I GUESS AS A
LIBERTARIAN THAT WORKS OUT
FINE.
I AM NOT SURPRISED PEACH
SCHAUPPS ARE YOUNGER VOTERS.
>> NOTHING I LIKE MORE THAN A
FUZZY NAVAL FOUNTAIN.
>> IT IS INTERESTING.
>> PINACOLADAS.
>> AND GIN IS ABSOLUTELY
DISGUSTING.
>> IT MAKES YOU DO WEIRD
THINGS.
YOU WILL SOIL YOURSELF ON
GIN.