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So, the cleaning business has been doing really well.
However,
As CEO of AAA Cleaning, I figured it was time that we try to branch out into different markets.
So, according to my market research, we want to reach a younger demographic,
Because apparently, they have more disposable income, more untidy abodes,
and less moral fabric.
So...I've designed...these! AAA Cleaning Action Figures!
Aren't they great?
Aren't they great?
I really love the one of me, she even has the mole, see?
I know I'm only showing you one ninja, but to save on production costs,
we've just made one prototype and we're just changing the names
on the packaging to represent the five ninjas who work for me...
So this one is Fumio, and there's Hikaru, and Masayuki Tomio, and Winston!
I didn't order an action figure for Ninja#6, because, he's not really a ninja...
Rokuro is a Japanese exchange student with some administrative
and computer skills.
Maybe I should've ordered one for him,
I mean he did get us onto page one of the google search results,
He's certainly worth his wait in Kin.
That means gold in Japanese. Rokuro taught me that!
Where'd my brush go?
Now you're ready to fight crime!
[Ninja Accent] Fantabulous Gal, I just found a kilo of *** in the bathroom!
[Normal] Masayuki, way to go! You just fought crime and grime at the same time!
High five!
[singing] Fantabulous Gal, your saviour and your pal!
[Japanese Accent singing] Fantabulous Gal, your saviour and your pal!
F-A-N-T-A-B-U-L-O-U-S Gal, is a gal who saves Toronto
[Japanese Accent] And maybe someday, Japan...
That would be cool if we travelled, maybe we could go on tour!
High five!
Wait a...second is her mole coming off?
It just wipes right off!
What did they do, just take a bunch of DynaGal recall dolls and
slap a new costume on her? So typical.
That would explain the lack of *** though.