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Hi, I'm Barbara Gordon, slash Oracle – for now.
With the DC Comics reboot – the new 52 – upon us...
there's been a lot of controversy.
But the subject that has gotten the most attention is that I'm going to be cured and become...
Batgirl. Again.
It's f**king bullsh**.
Girl?! I'm in my THIRTIES for God's sake!
I mean, where the f**k am I supposed to park?
Parking in Gotham sucks huge balls!
The least they could let me do is keep my placard.
I'm gonna have to wear contacts.
The idea of touching my –
[Burp]
[Doorbell]
Finally.
I mean, who are disabled people all over the world going to look up to?
Who will be their symbol?
Professor X? Yeah, he's a winner.
Real marvel, that one.
Oh!
What about her? Horse Woman?
Stupid c**t.
"Look! I can ride a horsey! Giddyup, giddyup! Ooh-ooh-ooh yeah!"
Do we even need another Batgirl?
There's been like FIVE of them.
If you're not convinced by now, just watch this.
You're about to become compost.
In closing, I'd like to say that...
You know, I can't do any better than this.
Using feminine whiles to get what you want? Trading on your looks?
Read a book, sister. That passive-aggressive number went out long ago.